Episode 173. This week, Jayme and Beth dive headfirst into the world of gen z and alpha slang, putting Jayme's knowledge to the test in a fun and fast-paced game of "Does Jayme Know This Slang?" From deciphering the meaning of "fell off" to the chaotic vibes of "chicken jockey," they explore the linguistic landscape that’s ever evolving with each generation.

On this episode >> Italian brain rot >> meme culture >> we're a little old

Meme Mentions:

• Hyperpigmentation
• Ballerina Capuchina
• What the Helly?

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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 172. How far would you go for an instant pot? This week, Beth and Jayme come to terms with a hilarious and slightly haunting truth—they are slowly but surely turning into their moms. From the overflowing spice cabinets to the inability to toss a “perfectly good” box, the signs are everywhere… and they’re embracing it (mostly).

There’s laughter, a few raised eyebrows, and lots of “oh no, I do that too” moments!

On this episode >> let's shop >> night driving >> story repeater

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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 171. This week, Jayme and Beth are pulling back the curtain on something we all do but rarely admit—quietly judging the world around us. They’re talking dog owner drama, spitting in public (why is this a thing?!), restroom awkwardness, and the lingering presence of frosty lip gloss from 2003. Nothing’s off-limits—and everything is up for gentle side-eye.

If you’ve ever silently critiqued someone’s sidewalk behavior or whispered “absolutely not” under your breath in a public bathroom, this one’s for you!

On this episode >> dog chase >> red light responsibility >> did you wash your hands

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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 170. This week, Jayme and Beth air out their grown-woman grievances in an episode dedicated to all the things they simply cannot be bothered with anymore. From errand fashion and perfect pony tails to customer service rudeness and the ongoing war against chores, nothing is safe from their list of modern adulting annoyances.

If you've ever muttered “I just can’t” while wearing fuzzy socks and ignoring a growing pile of laundry—this one's for you.

On this episode >> onions gone bad >> encyclopedias >> party favors woes

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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 169. This week, Beth and Jayme are celebrating the essence of being a "girl's girl"! They dive into what it means to uplift, support, and empower one another, contrasting this with the often toxic "pick me" mentality. From the importance of grace to the joy of celebrating both big and small wins, they explore how being a girl's girl can transform our relationships and enrich our lives.

On this episode >> mean girl reformed >> friendship expectations >> be a better human

Mentions:

• SNL: Penelope

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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 168. This week, Beth and Jayme are serving up a fresh batch of favorite things—from the practical to the wonderfully random. It's part spring refresh, part “you need to try this,” and all real-life recs that are actually making our days a little easier (or at least more fun). We’re diving into what’s helping us feel like semi-functional adults right now. Come for the product chatter, stay for the tangents, and leave with a few things to add to your own list!

On this episode >> fried hair >> plant killers >> spicy movies

Mentions:

• Prep Rally Prime & Prep Detangler
• Curlsmith Flawless Finish Hairspray
• Living Poof Perfect Hair Dry Shampoo
• Skindinavia Setting Spray
• Charlotte Tilbury Airbrush Flawless Setting Spray
• Still Stay All Day Smudge & Stay Eye Liner
• Below Deck Down Under
• Dashing Diva Glaze
• The Little Plant Shop - Richland, WA
• Planta App

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paper whale: www.paperwhale.com

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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 167. This week, Beth and Jayme are diving headfirst into a game of absurd and hilarious what-ifs—because why wouldn’t we talk about matching tramp stamps and which superpower would actually make adulting easier? From swapping lives for a day to revisiting our worst impulse buys (seriously, what were we thinking?), this episode is all about the ridiculous little choices that shape our lives.

It’s all fun, all chaos, and just the right amount of nostalgia. Grab a drink, get comfy, and play along as we navigate life’s most important (and completely unnecessary) hypotheticals!

On this episode >> pudding pops >> AIM >> revenge tattoos

Mentions:

• Gaterade Gum
• Puffed Wheat Squares
• Cross Colors
• In Living Color
• How Far Is Tattoo Far?

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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Before we had the internet in our pockets, life was… different. This week, Beth and Jayme take a nostalgic look back at the last analog generation—when we had to memorize phone numbers, and use actual maps to get places. From encyclopedias to card catalogs to calling businesses to ask basic questions, they revisit the weird and sometimes wonderful ways we used to get information.

But it’s not just about what we lost—it’s about how fast technology is changing, how AI is creeping into our lives, and whether instant access to everything has actually made life better. Join them for a hilarious and thought-provoking dive into the struggle, the nostalgia, and the weird transition from analog life to the digital age.

On this episode >> ask a librarian >> rib removal >> bar bets

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Instagram: @paperwhale_

paper whale: www.paperwhale.com

Connect with Jayme:

Instagram: @justenjoyjayme

Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75

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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.