🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint

• The NBA’s illegal gambling bust — because apparently the refs aren’t the only ones fixing games.
• Serena’s husband vs. Stephen A. Smith — finally, someone tells ESPN’s loudest employee to shut up.
• The “No Kings” protest — where everyone’s mad, but no one’s sure why.
• Mark Sanchez’s situation — let’s just say karma’s got a good sense of humor.
• And we talk about men loving more authentically

🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint

• Our blind loyalty to sports teams
• How much would it take to sleep with ____? Everyone’s got a number, and half of you are out here giving Groupon prices.
• A teen mistaken for a squirrel — a tragic reminder that natural selection’s still putting in overtime.
• And Home Depot offering trade certifications — noble move, or just a quiet way to replace the workers already standing in the parking lot?

Dark humor, bad takes, and questionable morals — you already know what it is.

🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint:

• A school employee loses it — proof that background checks aren't enough.
• Charlie Kirk’s widow gets dragged online — because the internet never misses a chance to kick someone mid-grief.
• A UFO takes a missile to the face and keeps flying — so, yeah… any day now...
• A judge and a public defender throw hands in court — LFG.
• And Sean gets his flowers.

Dark humor, bad takes, and zero filters — just the way you like it.