This week, we light a candle for the Pope (RIP), but don’t worry—we immediately sprint into the world’s first sperm race. From celestial messengers to government gaslighting, we dig into the CIA's latest UFO files, all while giving the Shannon Sharpe case the side-eye it deserves. No filters, no apologies—just raw takes, bad jokes, and zero reverence.

What do extinct animals, international trade policies, and unfortunate baby faces have in common? Absolutely nothing—and that's why this episode is a wild ride. Juan and Sean debate the ethics of de-extinction, untangle the latest on tariffs without putting you to sleep (promise! maybe?), and discuss a baby so ugly, the dad thought it was impossible it was his. Buckle up!

Get these kids to work! The problems with no income tax and familiar faces leading the way in March Madness.

Captain America made a lot of headlines this week, maybe the greatest teacher of all time, where tf are the orphanages and we may never drink Henny again.

IVF babies, skipping out on babies, getting the wrong babies, sticking up for your babies. This episode is a fun one on kids, inspired by Andrew Schulz's new special, Anthony Edwards, and Stephen A Smith.

Church subscriptions, the Yankees make a historical change to their team, DOGE, nightclub fight nights, and we know what America's official language should be.

Superbowl recap, did Kendrick give Drake too much attention, did anyone know NBA All-Star weekend happened, and what was the best halftime performance of all time?

A first on the pod, the biggest trade in sports history, mass deportations kick off and the best way to save lives.