We’re breaking format like Chuck Norris broke teeth, as we take a moment to remember the man who had his own line of “Action Jeans.”

The perfect jeans for karate kick slap action.

With 13 movies in the 80s alone and a projected on-screen body count of over 400, Chuck Norris was a star long before he became the world’s deadliest meme.

But because Paulo loves a good lie, there’s still time for a round of Two 80s Truths and a Lie, featuring Joan Jett, Devo, and your favourite 80s phone number.

Parade.com Birth Month 80s Songs (00:03:08): https://parade.com/astrology/80s-rock-song-birth-months

Chuck Norris 80s movies ranked (00:08:50): https://movieweb.com/all-80s-chuck-norris-movies-ranked/

Two 80s Truths and a Lie Game (00:29:30)

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LEVEL ORANGE ALERT – Noël Opperman has crossed the Pretoria border and is soiling our new couch.

He’s here to tell us about the latest edition of The Retro Fair and how he wanted to be Madonna’s boy toy.

Paulo is apparently in a sitcom with Tony Danza, while Dori offers to replace Noël’s water-damaged Scope magazines.

Michael Jackson was in the dark with a two-headed dwarf, Paulo watched an ’80s virgin lottery, and is Boy George going to Eurovision?

AI thinks Paulo is the Boss (00:02:16)

Retro Fair (00:06:02): https://www.retrofair.co.za

Michael Jackson’s E.T. Album Story (00:22:15):

Captain EO: Michael Jackson’s Disney Film (00:26:18): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwMfeKFp2H4

Movie Review: Dragonslayer (00:29:53): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoXVqhDpd4U

Two 80s Truths and a Lie Game (00:41:35)

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Dori is back from her 80s cruise and we find out how she didn’t waste a single sway(ze), met the Mattress Brothers, and hear about the scariest thing in her cabin.

Corey Feldman is a free man, but that doesn’t mean he couldn’t give you hives. And while we find out that he won’t be on stage at the Oscars, he might just be popping up in a seat next to some celebs.

We look at things from the 80s that we were irrationally afraid of, which leads us nicely into a David Hasselhoff heavy metal song.

Dori’s First Cruise Experience (00:01:02)

Corey Feldman News (00:17:44) : https://people.com/corey-feldman-finalizes-divorce-ex-wife-courtney-anne-agrees-100k-spousal-support-settlement-11886678

80s Childhood Fears (00:22:31): https://ultimateclassicrock.com/1980s-scary-things-kids/

George Michael/Wham! Releases (00:29:41): https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/mar/10/new-george-michael-movie-live-album

Two 80s Truths and a Lie Game (00:31:09)

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