Dori is back from her 80s cruise and we find out how she didn’t waste a single sway(ze), met the Mattress Brothers, and hear about the scariest thing in her cabin.

Corey Feldman is a free man, but that doesn’t mean he couldn’t give you hives. And while we find out that he won’t be on stage at the Oscars, he might just be popping up in a seat next to some celebs.

We look at things from the 80s that we were irrationally afraid of, which leads us nicely into a David Hasselhoff heavy metal song.

Dori’s First Cruise Experience (00:01:02)

Corey Feldman News (00:17:44) : https://people.com/corey-feldman-finalizes-divorce-ex-wife-courtney-anne-agrees-100k-spousal-support-settlement-11886678

80s Childhood Fears (00:22:31): https://ultimateclassicrock.com/1980s-scary-things-kids/

George Michael/Wham! Releases (00:29:41): https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/mar/10/new-george-michael-movie-live-album

Two 80s Truths and a Lie Game (00:31:09)

#80s themed cruise, #90s themed cruise, #MSC Cruises, #Dori, #That 80s Show, #pop culture, #Walking on Sunshine, #Katrina and the Waves, #seasickness, #cruise experience, #South Africans, #friendly atmosphere, #queuing, #cabin sanctuary, #entertainment onboard, #80s music, #90s music, #themed dress-up nights, #Wham!, #ABBA, #Brenda Fassie, #variety show, #Michael Jackson impersonator, #80s fears, #cultural phenomena, #Ultimate Classic Rock, #nuclear war, #piranhas, #horror films, #Chucky, #Bigfoot, #yetis, #child abductions, #80s dogs, #Enid Blyton, #quicksand, #Bermuda Triangle, #George Michael, #Faith album, #Wham! songs, #Two 80s Truths and a Lie, #Christina Applegate, #Phil Collins, #David Hasselhoff, #podcast, #nostalgia, #social interaction, #cruise activities, #humorous anecdotes, #cultural commentary.

Vanilla Ice is back in the charts and he just wants to dance — and for a podcast that can’t play music, there sure is a lot of singing.

We discover the original He-Man theme song, and somehow it leads us directly to Michael Jackson and E.T.

How much is too much for 20 minutes of CDogg and John, Paul, Ringo and George taking us on a journey into the mind of a young Dori?

Michael McDonald is too beardy for a floral shirt, George Michael said “Take That”, and did you know that Paulo forgets the point of Two 80s Truths and a Lie?

Vanilla Ice Returns to the Charts (00:00:16): https://www.ksl.com/article/51447544/vanilla-ices-ice-ice-baby-climbs-back-up-the-charts--but-not-only-for-musical-reasons

He-Man Vinyl Theme Song & Story Recordings (00:16:06): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1o4mw-OMh4&t=153s

Corey Feldman Podcast Interview Rates (00:20:32)

Review: Running Scared (00:35:39): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUlpqCsP6zY

Gary Barlow, George Michael, and Take That (00:42:49): https://tanzaniatimes.net/gary-barlow-says-george-michael-did-not-like-him/

Who’s the Boss? Reboot That Never Happened (00:44:41): https://nypost.com/2026/02/21/entertainment/tony-danza-dishes-on-canceled-whos-the-boss-spinoff-sitcom-with-sebastian-maniscalco/

Two 80s Truths and a Lie (00:47:41)

#Vanilla Ice, #Ice Ice Baby, #1980s nostalgia, #Masters of the Universe, #He-Man, #pop culture, #one-hit wonder, #hip hop charts, #Billboard Hot 100, #cultural symbol, #political climate, #vintage items, #Michael Jackson ET vinyl, #read-along records, #CGI, #Jared Leto, #Skeletor, #Dolph Lundgren, #80s trivia, #vinyl treasures, #online communities, #Corey Feldman, #investment opportunity, #That 80s Show, #nostalgia, #contemporary references, #pop culture topics, #retro collectibles, #80s movies, #digital media, #streaming platforms, #social media, #Who’s the Boss?, #sitcom revival, #80s music, #fantasy audiobook, #toy collectibles, #action figures, #nostalgia-driven content, #80s fandom, #cultural impact, #humor, #interviews, #podcast appearances, #entertainment industry.

How did a German Italo-disco song by two men named Hayo get Paulo banned from the internet?

Spoiler… it involves the numbers 6 and 9.

Dori is going on a cruise, but she’s not allowed to take her own music unless it’s something by Bo(u)y George.

We take time to reminisce about the items EVERY 80s house had and question our collective sanity over putting so many crocheted items near a toilet.

Dori made Paulo watch a vampire bikini movie, we myth-bust a Dolph Lundgren urban legend, and Two 80s Truths and a Lie hits the slopes with a Winter Olympics theme.

Can you say Après-ski?

Jump To (Links):

The Sex Shop Boys 00:21:11): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OYCUbJsJoQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDBWSmdZYLI

Movie Review: Vampires on Bikini Beach (00:25:50): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TagMC1rkXzg

Remake of The Burbs & Corey Feldman Cameo (00:39:42): https://www.remindmagazine.com/article/39823/corey-feldman-the-burbs-cameo-saved-life/

MacGyver Hair Salon in Bangladesh (00:41:23): https://www.macgyveronline.com/news/macgyver-hair-dresser/

Dolph Lundgren Home Invasion Urban Legend (00:43:09): https://www.joblo.com/dolph-lundgren-home-invaders/

#1980s nostalgia, #That 80s Show, #Paulo, #Dori, #1980s culture, #walking songs, #Walk Like an Egyptian, #Walk on the Wild Side, #sunburns, #ozone protection, #silver sun tablets, #University of London, #sentimental childhood items, #emotional strength, #mental steadiness, #nostalgia and mental health, #He-Man, #A-Team, #childhood comfort items, #emotional control, #lower anxiety, #coping strategies, #80s memorabilia, #MSC Cruises, #themed cruise, #conversion rate, #Retro Fire and Ice, #Glow Like the 80s, #home decor, #floral patterned cushions, #foam mattresses, #hi-fi stereo cabinet, #plastic studded floor runners, #toilet decorations, #Sex Shop Boys, #Italo disco, #Vampires on Bikini Beach, #bad movies, #MacGyver, #Dolph Lundgren, #urban legend, #Winter Olympics, #Jamaican bobsled team, #Cool Runnings, #The Final Countdown, #podcast trivia, #playful banter, #obscure 80s trivia.

Dubai chocolates are just Peppermint Crisps that went to private school - thank God we never fell for trends in the 80s.

What was going on with Mastermind? Dori tells us how she made it a game for one whereas some of the covers suggested it was a game more enjoyed as a ménage à trois.

We invent a new social network just for fans of The NeverEnding Story while trying to figure out what make s song an 80s song.

Catherine O’ Hara was an 80s legend and not even her trying to run someone over with an ice-cream truck will change our mind.

In a no way obvious attempt to get a free cruise, Paulo puts together an 80s Mix Tape that needs to be played on deck.

Finally in Two 80s Truths and Lie - R2D2 was slippery when wet, The Muppets encouraged Sex and Violence and Zap it in the hit parade.

Mastermind Box Covers & Original Models (00:06:44):

https://wearethemutants.com/2017/03/27/cunning-and-logic-the-international-imagery-of-mastermind/

https://boardgamegeek.com/image/1032432/mastermind

https://granapare.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/dscn1854.jpg

https://wearethemutants.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/we-are-the-mutants-grand-mastermind.jpg?w=246

https://assets.catawiki.nl/assets/1/a/0/7/a0719580-b4ea-012b-050d-0050569439b1.jpg

https://wearethemutants.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/we-are-the-mutants-mastermind-senha.jpg?w=234

https://wearethemutants.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/we-are-the-mutants-royale-mastermind.jpg?w=600

Catherine O’Hara Tribute & Situs Inversus:

https://people.com/catherine-o-hara-situs-inversus-what-to-know-11896567

Scorsese’s After Hours Trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZzb_6LtMjY

Seven Minutes in Heaven Movie Review:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlxjeHcRyOI

80s Boating & Ocean Playlist

https://www.msccruises.co.za/cruise-deals/theme-cruises/2025-2026-season/the-80s-and-90s-cruise-2026

1. “Sailing” – Christopher Cross
2. “Orinoco Flow (Sail Away)” – Enya
3. “The Tide Is High” – Blondie
4. “Ship of Fools” – Erasure
5. “Captain of Her Heart” – Double
6. “I Ran (So Far Away)” – A Flock of Seagulls
7. “Kokomo” – The Beach Boys
8. “Caribbean Queen” – Billy Ocean (
9. Sailing on the seven seas - OMD
10. Bonus Track “Ocean Size” – Jane’s Addiction

Two 80s Truths and a Lie Game

Jon Bon Jovi was R2D2: https://web.facebook.com/share/v/18A9iG8Ane/

Zibi & Gang - Zap It In The Zibi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90aeEmiLync

#Mastermind, #board game, #nostalgia, #70s, #80s, #gameplay, #game pieces, #cover art, #international versions, #Bill Woodward, #Cecilia Fung, #code-breaking game, #colored pegs, #guessing game, #Wordle, #black and white pegs, #Facebook, #childhood memories, #two-player game, #personal anecdotes, #hairdresser, #game box covers, #Asian version, #European version, #Oingo Boingo, #Dead Man’s Party, #80s music, #synth, #Depeche Mode, #Stock Aitken Waterman, #Jennifer Connelly, #teen movies, #Seven Minutes in Heaven, #high school, #politics, #president, #vice president, #Muppets, #novelty songs, #podcast, #social media, #algorithms, #Two 80s truths and lies, #Robert Schroeder, #Roy Balkan.

Caffeine is Dori’s mortal enemy, while Paulo regrets eating quite that many I&J Steakhouse Melts. Can you say “In the centre, Mr Cholesterol”?

Sure, Alex Honnold did a bit of a climb, but he’s no match for the barrel-obsessed daredevils of the 80s.

Michael J. Fox is back on our screens — and he’s not here for a haircut. And while we were finding out where the cast of 1987’s Masters of the Universe are now, we discovered that Scott Bakula’s son has some Quantum Leaps of his own.

Movies whose most-related keywords include some variant of “panties” can only mean one thing… and Nazis ruin Two 80s Truths and a Lie.

Jump To:

- Daredevil Stunts: Modern and 80s Edition (00:02:25)

- Shrinking and Michael J. Fox's Return (00:08:52): https://www.womansworld.com/entertainment/tv-shows/michael-j-fox-returns-to-acting-in-shrinking-season-3

https://www.imdb.com/news/ni65662647/?ref_=nwc_art_perm

- Ted Lasso, Roy Kent, and Rick Astley (00:10:10): https://www.instagram.com/reels/DAUW6Fnu9Uu/

Where Are They Now: Masters of the Universe Cast (00:14:00): https://www.remindmagazine.com/article/25850/masters-of-the-universe-stars-1987-dolphy-lundgren-where-now/

Chelsea Field, Scott Bakula, and Family (00:16:28): https://www.instagram.com/owen_bakula/?hl=en

80s Movie: Fast Food (00:17:40): https://youtu.be/mQyyOmjaJAU?si=SA9wY1CGgJ0Zd_mI

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097335/keywords/?ref_=tt_stry_kw

Two 80s Truths and a Lie Game (00:22:36):

#80s pop culture, #That 80s Show, #1980s movies, #1980s TV shows, #nostalgia, #daredevil stunts, #satanic panic, #corporal punishment, #processed cheese, #health effects of 80s food, #Alex Honnold, #Taipei 101, #barrel drops, #Niagara Falls, #Karel Muselík, #Evel Knievel, #motorcycle jumps, #lawn chair balloon flight, #Ken Carter, #rocket car jump, #Shrinking, #Harrison Ford, #Michael J. Fox, #Ted Lasso, #Brett Goldstein, #He-Man movie, #Jared Leto, #Skeletor, #Dolph Lundgren, #Frank Langella, #Courteney Cox, #James Tolkan, #Chelsea Field, #Fast Food movie, #Jim Varney, #college slacker comedy, #risqué humor, #80s rom-com, #Two 80s Truths and a Lie, #John Bender, #Nelson Muntz, #Indiana Jones, #Casablanca, #Duke Igthorn, #Gummi Bears, #Disney, #80s actors, #B-grade movies, #1989 films, #80s nostalgia, #cultural commentary.

WE. HAVE. THE POWER!!!

We knew it wouldn’t be long before another 80s pop-culture phenomenon filled the Stranger Things-shaped hole in our content.

Paulo wasted far too much time watching MOTU… and he’s not done yet.

The saga of Freddie Mercury’s secret daughter takes a macabre turn, while Julio Iglesias is a sex pest.

We’ll try our best to look surprised.

Dori can’t remember much of anything, yet somehow 80s cereals and song lyrics find their way through, while Tom Hanks plays peak Tom Hanks in Paulo’s movie of the week.

Two 80s Truths and a Lie brings you Bon Jovi, Bubbles the chimp, and a Tokyo hotel.

Jump To:

Masters of the Universe Movie & the cereals that made us (00:01:19): https://youtu.be/gdR1cYDYKFs?si=p1oBYUO-1I2oSCQf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmEx7wQI6RY

Freddie Mercury’s Alleged Secret Daughter (00:06:17): https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/freddie-mercury-daughter-bibi-dies-b1266612.html

Julio Iglesias’ Lifestyle & Bermuda Triangle (00:12:01): https://english.elpais.com/society/2026-01-20/the-downfall-of-julio-iglesias-how-the-worlds-most-famous-spaniard-disappeared-in-his-own-bermuda-triangle.html

80s Lyrics BuzzFeed Quiz (00:16:26): https://www.buzzfeed.com/audreyworboys/80s-guess-the-song-lyrics-trivia-questions

Dodgeball Movie & 80s Cameos (00:23:50): Jae Bae: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx5B5Pr_bRw

The Hoff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgRJjLkYApI

Tom Hanks’ 80s Movie “Nothing in Common” (00:27:28): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhvvJTVhoR8

Two 80s Truths and a Lie (00:31:01)

#1980s nostalgia, #pop culture, #Ferris Bueller, #Michael Knight, #Knight Rider, #Masters of the Universe, #He-Man, #80s-themed trailer, #Freddie Mercury, #secret daughter, #Julio Iglesias, #sexual assault allegations, #80s music, #BuzzFeed quiz, #Duran Duran, #Cyndi Lauper, #Wham!, #Bon Jovi, #Prince, #nostalgia, #80s movies, #Tom Hanks, #Nothing in Common, #Jackie Gleason, #ad agency, #80s fitness trends, #power walking, #sugary cereal, #Rice Krispies, #Coco Pops, #music lyrics, #pop culture references, #humor, #conversation, #entertainment news, #80s icons, #cultural commentary.

Paulo is very satisfied with Thomas Anders’ vacation Reels, and a man called Flexasaurus Rex gives us the MTV we remember — complete with the Bat Dance.

Speaking of Prince, we look at the Stranger Things effect on his catalogue and the literal seven figures his estate is in line to receive from Spotify royalties.

Paulo had a terrible time watching ’80s movies, which means it’s time to get into a white van with a mulleted man.

Jump To:

Thomas Anders' in Atlantis (00:00:16):

MTV Shutdown and Fan Rebuild (00:02:34): https://loudwire.com/coder-built-mtv-rewind-videos-app/

https://wantmymtv.xyz

Stranger Things Spoilers and Prince's Music (00:05:19): https://musictalkers.com/latest-news/10069-prince%E2%80%99s-%E2%80%9Cpurple-rain%E2%80%9D-re-enters-uk-charts-following-stranger-things-finale

https://deadline.com/2026/01/stranger-things-5-finale-songs-spotify-data-1236676497/

Consuming Passions (00:13:48): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_EOP6woNPs

Family Business (00:17:21): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inWcoU8fdYU

Two Truths and a Lie (00:22:47)

#1980s, #pop culture, #music, #Thomas Anders, #exotic vacations, #MTV shutdown, #fan project, #MTV experience, #Stranger Things, #music charts, #Kate Bush, #Tiffany, #Prince, #David Bowie, #cultural significance, #generational music preferences, #streaming statistics, #Gen Z, #“Running Up That Hill,” #“I Think We’re Alone Now,” #“When Doves Cry,” #“Purple Rain,” #music revival, #streaming increase, #MTV online, #Flexor Saurus Rex, #music videos, #vintage ads, #80s nostalgia, #British dark comedy, #Monty Python, #Family Business, #Sean Connery, #Dustin Hoffman, #Matthew Broderick, #heist film, #“Disco Take,” #live performances, #music trivia, #“Lady in Red,” #“Splash,” #girls named Madison, #“Gloria,” #Umberto Tozzi, #Laura Branigan.

We kick off the 40 year anniversary of 1986 by discovering that Alphaville were big in the U.S.S.R. Opus played the hit, and the words didn’t come easy for F.R. David in Russian either.

We still don’t know what Dieter did, though.

He may not have started the fire, but Billy Joel has some explaining to do as we discover the deadliest song of all time.

Bob Dylan watch your back.

Which would you prefer: a Bea Arthur gold statue, or Betty White made of chocolate?

Was 1986 the best year for movies? Corey Feldman blames the Haim, and Two 80s Truths and a Lie goes South with Cyndi Lauper.

Jump To:

Discotheque 80s Concerts in Russia (00:02:14):

Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire” – Who’s Still Alive? (00:08:22): https://www.grunge.com/2065928/billy-joel-80s-song-we-didnt-start-the-fire-people-still-alive/

Golden Girls’ Value in Gold (00:12:08) : https://www.cracked.com/article_49484_we-calculated-the-value-of-the-golden-girls-if-they-were-made-of-solid-gold.html

1986: The Greatest Year in Movies? (00:16:08): https://www.cinemablend.com/movies/movies-that-prove-1986-best-year-movie-history

Corey Feldman Documentary Controversy (00:23:09) https://variety.com/2025/film/news/corey-feldman-doc-new-clip-director-1236619324/

https://people.com/corey-feldman-denies-claiming-corey-haim-molested-him-11873995

Two 80s Truths and a Lie Game (00:27:13)

# 80s pop culture

# Russian Wikipedia

# Discotheque 80s

# Moscow concerts

# 1980s music

# one-hit wonders

# cult favorites

# Thomas Anders

# Modern Talking

# Opus

# Life is Life

# Paul Young

# Sabrina

# Boys Boys Boys

# Samantha Fox

# Sandra

# Russian artists

# LGBTQ+ identities

# 1986 movies

# Billy Joel

# We Didn’t Start the Fire

# cultural icons

# Golden Girls

# physics question

# iconic films

# Platoon

# Back to School

# Aliens

# Crocodile Dundee

# Blue Velvet

# Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

# Labyrinth

# Stand by Me

# Top Gun

# Big Trouble in Little China

# Hoosiers

# Corey Feldman

# documentary

# Hollywood trauma

# child actors

# MTV Australia

# Cyndi Lauper

# She Bop

# Nasty 15

# John Hughes

# lost movies

# movie reboots

# nostalgia

# 1980s trivia