🎶Now you're just a Grbac that I used to know🎶 We look back at the guys from high school who transitioned from dip spit and white cargo shorts to a clean cut Abercrombie waffle tee. We also break down the pure PTSD of having a kid from St. Pius drop 68 points on your head while your high school girlfriend watches from the stands. Plus we draft the best available shoulders in history and debate if Family Guy and Sam's Club are AFC or NFC.

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00:01:06 - Photo Album
00:01:28 - Charlie Batch
00:02:54 - Boozer
00:05:42 - Reaction Vids
00:08:42 - Shtation
00:12:20 - Work Disasters
00:14:08 - Stadium Food
00:17:19 - Jersey Patches
00:22:42 - NFL gurlz
00:26:11 - Broments
00:28:18 - Draft Day Two
00:30:45 - Best Shoulders
00:34:39 - Iguodala
00:37:34 - Randy Moss
00:40:07 - Swimmers
00:44:23 - The Godfather
00:50:28 - Brady Quinn
00:55:52 - Family Guy
01:02:43 - Drums vs Flats
01:06:30 - Colin Cowherd
01:08:33 - Coldest Name
01:11:58 - Mall Comedy
01:16:51 - Truck Push
01:21:01 - Fitted Hats
01:30:02 - Little League
01:35:45 - CYO Decals
01:42:50 - Luther Head

We draft the best available places to watch March Madness, from sitting on frozen peas after a perfectly timed vasectomy to a high school classroom with a substitute teacher. Plus we look back at a Pittsburgh Steelers themed wedding where Ed Hochuli should have been the officiant and try to pinpoint the exact moment your childhood sports dreams died. Do we talk about Kyler Murray or the best numbers in each sport? NO cuz this isn’t a sports podcast. Do we talk about fumbled lent promises? NO cuz this isn’t a catholic podcast. Do we talk about rich kid basements NO cuz this isn’t a reminiscent podcast 😌

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00:01:22 - Diet and Fat Stats
00:02:18 - Papa Johns Pizza Commercials
00:03:39 - NFL Themed Weddings
00:06:34 - Pittsburgh Steelers Fight Song
00:08:45 - Wedding Cookie Tables
00:11:16 - NFL Referee Ed Hochuli
00:12:55 - Christian Ponder Vikings
00:13:47 - Arch Manning Texas Football
00:14:55 - Elementary School Classrooms
00:18:22 - Celebrity Crush Bracket
00:20:45 - Las Vegas Stadium Swim
00:23:54 - Jake Plummer Broncos
00:25:48 - Big Ten College Bars
00:27:53 - Beefsteak Dinners
00:32:19 - Vasectomy Recovery
00:35:52 - Post-College Buddy Houses
00:37:00 - Awkward Zoom Calls
00:40:45 - Kyler Murray Cardinals
00:43:41 - Best Sports Jersey Numbers
00:48:15 - NFL Jersey Number Rules
00:49:31 - Rich Kid Friend Houses
00:51:00 - Indiana University Basketball Jerseys
00:52:50 - Long Road Trips
00:55:13 - Childhood Sports Dreams
00:59:37 - Co-ed Baby Showers
01:08:19 - Joe Rogan Podcast
01:11:59 - Best NBA Jam Duos

Imagine being at middle school fball practice and watching a kid in full uniform walk off the field while his dad screams at him. We look back at the absolute chaos of kids quitting sports mid-practice and the sheer panic of going to an end-of-the-year pool party when you realize girls are actually showing up. Plus we debate if a Thanksgiving Eve NFL game ruins the best bar night of the year and dream about a fully NFL-themed restaurant with Terry Bradshaw pouring drinks.

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00:00:36 NCAA March Madness Video Game
00:01:51 Spring Break College Basketball
00:03:07 Tyler Hansbrough UNC Highlights
00:04:17 Kenny George UNC Asheville
00:06:03 Best Small Airport TSA Lines
00:10:02 College Football Gameday Towns
00:14:07 Michigan Fab Five Fries
00:17:31 Peyton Manning Hiking Guide
00:22:30 Vince Carter Dunk Contest Card
00:24:11 Ripping NFL Trading Cards
00:26:40 NFL Thanksgiving Eve Game
00:27:16 Blackout Wednesday Football
00:30:16 NFL Christmas Eve Games
00:33:37 Playing NFL Blitz on Thanksgiving
00:35:56 Peanut Butter Burgers Review
00:38:08 NFL Theme Restaurant Idea
00:44:48 Tennessee Titans Throwback Jerseys
00:49:21 Sports Media on Twitter
00:51:57 Playing Chicken in the Pool
00:55:42 Middle School Pool Parties
01:00:07 Meeting Weird Dads
01:02:37 Joey Porter vs Ben Roethlisberger
01:06:48 Danny Amendola Dad Golf Cart
01:09:48 Coach Orgeron vs Dan Campbell
01:15:12 Kid Quits Youth Football
01:18:08 Ritters Frozen Custard
01:19:43 Biggest Sports Trade Deadlines

"Every guy during a bro hangout is secretly setting something up w a girl for later" We look back at the absolute glory of hanging out at lake houses in June and the feeling of dropping everything to go to a catholic school festival (not a religious pod). We finally face the hard truth about Broncos Peyton Manning and why he hates Indy. Plus we remember the most savage high school players we ever watched, draft the best months of the year during Mel's Best Available, play AFC vs NFC, talk about March Madness during spring break😍 and look back at how cold McDonald's All-American games used to be. Do we talk about Tyler Hansborough? No. Do we talk about Greg Paulus? No. Is Noel Devine a fake name? Ye

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1:08 - Diet and Pizza Stats
5:34 - Papa Johns Breadsticks
7:54 - 90s NFL Football Pads
10:35 - Peyton Manning Broncos
14:14 - Local TV Commercials
14:49 - Best Months Ranked
15:21 - October Fall Weather
18:12 - December Holidays
23:01 - May Indy 500 Racing
24:42 - 90s NBA on NBC
27:00 - Catholic School Days
30:56 - November Thanksgiving
33:23 - Michigan State Football
36:21 - March Madness Hoops
39:47 - Summer in June
41:27 - Lake Houses in June
45:07 - AFC vs NFC Fast Food
49:14 - PB&J vs Grilled Cheese
52:32 - Latrell Sprewell Knicks
56:30 - NFL Ref Ron Torbert
59:39 - Sports Radio Intro
1:02:07 - College Hoopers 2009-2012
1:09:31 - HS Athlete Mt Rushmore
1:10:12 - Ed McCaffrey Broncos
1:12:37 - LeBron HS Highlights
1:15:22 - OJ Mayo High School
1:24:52 - Joe Mauer MLB Draft

"Nobody has gone from constantly having a dip in their mouth to being terrified to dip faster than Gerbach." Imagine the absolute heartbreak of watching your high school middle linebacker friend get a girlfriend and immediately trade his cut-off shirts and Grizzly Wintergreen for an Abercrombie V-neck. We look back at the glory days of Oklahoma Sooners shiny helmets and settle the debate on why the Florida Gators are strictly an AFC college football team. Plus, we draft the all-time greatest smells, from fresh tennis balls and AutoZone to the sheer danger of taking a whiff of arts and crafts rubber cement.

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00:01:13 Discussion about calling Soulja Boy and rappers putting phone numbers in songs
00:03:05 Hearing about running a normal guy combine to catch a loose dog
00:04:36 Conversations about doing ladder drills and foot fires
00:06:43 Remembering the linebacker name Elvis Grbac
00:07:30 The trauma of being the high school acne kid and taking Accutane
00:10:34 The absolute heartbreak of Gerbach dating a girl and changing his vibe
00:14:13 Listening to memories of driving a rusty Ford Taurus
00:15:24 Getting number one buzzcuts at Supercuts
00:19:10 Realizing Gerbach is quitting dip for his new girlfriend
00:26:55 Hearing about the shiny Oklahoma Sooners helmets and long numbers
00:29:00 The glory of watching Oklahoma play in the Cotton Bowl
00:29:42 Breaking down college football conference vibes
00:30:52 Deciding why the Florida Gators are strictly an AFC team
00:35:07 Drafting Mel's best available smells
00:36:50 Making a gas station run for gummy worms
00:39:10 The pure magic of opening a fresh can of tennis balls
00:41:07 Remembering the 4:00 AM spring break departure smell
00:44:38 Listening to memories of walking into AutoZone and hitting the plastic keyboard
00:47:47 The underrated glory of pushing an orange cart around Home Depot
00:52:24 Remembering the absolute heat of fresh blacktop parking lots
00:56:40 Smelling fresh Play-Doh and subway bread
01:00:38 The sheer danger of taking a whiff of rubber cement as a kid
01:02:45 Falling to jersey death in moccasins
01:05:22 Reading emails about nostalgia for Big East tournament hoops
01:07:24 Hearing about dads on a BlackBerry with a trackball
01:09:28 Discussing nostalgic games and Brett Favre on Monday Night Football
01:12:13 Breaking down the athlete name bracket with Dexter McCluster
01:16:48 Deciding between Euchre, pickup hoops, and senior skip day on a spring night

Sneaking into the old school NFL Combine at the RCA Dome was basically an underground drug deal back in the day. Going through puberty with sweaty armpits and swollen nipples is an absolute nightmare that nobody ever warns you about. We also hit the clubhouse emails to break down the dead giveaways that a sports fan is old and why adult beer Olympics always end up being a total dumpster fire of girls crying and people puking in the yard.

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0:00 - Intro
1:13 - The Cinci Jersey and Fat Shoulders
2:20 - Puberty
5:58 - The Combine Coaches' Sick Joke
11:34 - Destiny: Being a Combine Coach
12:41 - The Wisest 40-Yard Dash Guy
15:00 - The Combine Quarterback
16:41 - Combine Gear and Tai Streets
20:40 - Michael Myers at the Combine
26:56 - Clubhouse: Flanker
27:07 - Old Guy Dead Giveaways
30:30 - Launch Angle
34:23 - Dads and AIM
36:51 - AIM Versions
40:35 - Beer Olympics
47:41 - Clubhouse: Plaxico Burress' Mouthpiece
48:58 - Jubilation Station
50:35 - Other Cool Gear Alterations (Alvin Kamara, Sean Taylor)
55:33 - Purdue (NFC) vs. IU (AFC)
57:49 - Hate the Team or the Fan?
58:50 - Jubilation Station
1:07:16 - Bettis Airpods

We talk about Joey's dumpster fire of a weekend puking his brains out after his daughter's birthday, and relive an insane story of him almost throwing up on live radio while hungover from taking Irish bombs. We then welcome the Clubhouse to talk about the most electric mid-2000s NBA All-Star nostalgia, crushing sports heartbreaks like the Steve Bartman game, and debate if Matt Leinart, Cam Newton, or Tom Brady would be the ultimate college dorm roommate. We finish with a trip down memory lane ranking the best vintage Nike and Air Jordan commercials.

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00:00 Intro & Joey's Valentine's Day Puke Disaster
10:15 The Time Joey Was Hungover on Live Radio
18:40 Elite NBA All-Star Weekend Nostalgia
25:30 The Clubhouse: Worst Coaching Attire & All-Time Sports Heartbreaks
38:00 Who is the Ultimate College Athlete Roommate?
48:15 The Absolute Biggest NFL Players Ever
55:20 Old SportsCenter Highlights & Legendary Nike Commercials

The boys kick things off by breaking down the absolute panic of nervous-talking to Kevin Gates at the Grammys, spotting Urban Meyer in full Ohio State gear at the airport, and Joey's insane experience getting his third hair transplant while completely awake. We then hit the Clubhouse to debate the strict unwritten rules of office pizza etiquette, relive the terrifying lore of high school substitute teachers, and discuss the ultimate danger of making out with your varsity coach's daughter. We finish with a deep dive into why you need to replace the family photos at your cubicle with vintage Dante Hall and Vince Carter posters.

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00:00 Intro & Airport Candy Strategies
10:30 Nervous Energy at the Grammys & Tyra Banks
18:15 Jeff Saturday's Eyeliner & Hating Drake Maye
24:00 Joey's Awake Hair Transplant
35:40 Making Out With The Coach's Daughter
45:10 Substitute Teacher Urban Legends
52:30 Middle School Arcade Lock-Ins
01:05:00 Office Pizza Etiquette & Cubicle Posters