VASECTOMY HOOPS + NFL WEDDINGS + RICH KID BASEMENTS + BABY SHOWER HUNTY

We draft the best available places to watch March Madness, from sitting on frozen peas after a perfectly timed vasectomy to a high school classroom with a substitute teacher. Plus we look back at a Pittsburgh Steelers themed wedding where Ed Hochuli should have been the officiant and try to pinpoint the exact moment your childhood sports dreams died. Do we talk about Kyler Murray or the best numbers in each sport? NO cuz this isn’t a sports podcast. Do we talk about fumbled lent promises? NO cuz this isn’t a catholic podcast. Do we talk about rich kid basements NO cuz this isn’t a reminiscent podcast 😌

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00:01:22 - Diet and Fat Stats
00:02:18 - Papa Johns Pizza Commercials
00:03:39 - NFL Themed Weddings
00:06:34 - Pittsburgh Steelers Fight Song
00:08:45 - Wedding Cookie Tables
00:11:16 - NFL Referee Ed Hochuli
00:12:55 - Christian Ponder Vikings
00:13:47 - Arch Manning Texas Football
00:14:55 - Elementary School Classrooms
00:18:22 - Celebrity Crush Bracket
00:20:45 - Las Vegas Stadium Swim
00:23:54 - Jake Plummer Broncos
00:25:48 - Big Ten College Bars
00:27:53 - Beefsteak Dinners
00:32:19 - Vasectomy Recovery
00:35:52 - Post-College Buddy Houses
00:37:00 - Awkward Zoom Calls
00:40:45 - Kyler Murray Cardinals
00:43:41 - Best Sports Jersey Numbers
00:48:15 - NFL Jersey Number Rules
00:49:31 - Rich Kid Friend Houses
00:51:00 - Indiana University Basketball Jerseys
00:52:50 - Long Road Trips
00:55:13 - Childhood Sports Dreams
00:59:37 - Co-ed Baby Showers
01:08:19 - Joe Rogan Podcast
01:11:59 - Best NBA Jam Duos