• The Return to Space: We break down exactly what the Artemis missions are, why we are finally going back to the South Pole, and how it is setting the stage for Mars.

• Conspiracies & Cinema: We walk through the absolute wildest Apollo landing conspiracies and debate the best (and worst) space movies of all time.

• The Lunar Packing List: The guys discuss whether they would actually go to space if selected and run through a round-robin of the absolute dumbest things to pack for a zero-gravity vacation.

Strap in, watch out for the "Lunar Condom", and get ready for launch.

Jon has officially hit the milestone, and his fiancée joins us to help navigate the wreckage. We’re breaking down the 40+ Power Ups (better filters, elite dad jokes, and top-tier sneakers) versus the 40+ Reality Check (mysterious sleep injuries and the "noise tax" every time you sit down).

From Dashboard Confessional becoming "grocery store music" to the ultimate question: Is 40 actually the new 30? (Spoiler: Not according to Jon’s recovery time).

The crew gets "Upper Crust" this week as we attempt to stay classy while drinking a bottle of wine apiece—one glass every thirty minutes, no exceptions.

Danny plays sommelier, teaching us how to sniff and swirl like the elite, while we roast your wine choice: from the "adult grape juice" Moscato crowd to the Shiraz lovers who live for group chat drama.

On the menu:

• Rich Speak: Decoding terms like Coxswain, Complications, and Escrow.

• Service Stories: What really happens behind the scenes at high-end weddings and Marriott events.

• Loud vs. Old Money: Why Jeff Bezos rents out Venice while Warren Buffett lives in a $31k house.

It’s a deep dive into the "King of Wines," the "King of Egos," and why the elite suck. Sorry in advance for the slurring by the final glass.