Welcome back to Sorry In Advance, where Danny, Nick, and Jon rank the absolute best and most embarrassing ways to permanently log off. This week features lawyers accidentally shooting themselves in court just to prove a point, the sheer badassery of Marine legend John Basilone, and Danny’s highly specific, LSD-induced Men In Black exit strategy. Toss in a fictional Carolina squat truck swan dive and a real-life Florida Man meeting his maker in a cat door, and you've got an episode to die for.

• The Return to Space: We break down exactly what the Artemis missions are, why we are finally going back to the South Pole, and how it is setting the stage for Mars.

• Conspiracies & Cinema: We walk through the absolute wildest Apollo landing conspiracies and debate the best (and worst) space movies of all time.

• The Lunar Packing List: The guys discuss whether they would actually go to space if selected and run through a round-robin of the absolute dumbest things to pack for a zero-gravity vacation.

Strap in, watch out for the "Lunar Condom", and get ready for launch.

Jon has officially hit the milestone, and his fiancée joins us to help navigate the wreckage. We’re breaking down the 40+ Power Ups (better filters, elite dad jokes, and top-tier sneakers) versus the 40+ Reality Check (mysterious sleep injuries and the "noise tax" every time you sit down).

From Dashboard Confessional becoming "grocery store music" to the ultimate question: Is 40 actually the new 30? (Spoiler: Not according to Jon’s recovery time).