Jared's having a genuine spiritual moment in the discount grocery aisles while Eric's learning about Ukrainian billionaires who built adult content empires. Also: the great egg price scam, why AI makes you depressed, and how every news story is basically fan fiction.

[00:00:00] Head First Into Aldi: Jared's love letter to $3 deodorant, Harris Teeter shade, and Red Thunder energy drinks
[00:02:10] OnlyFans: From Fitness Coaches to Chaos: Tim Stokely's creator dream meets Bella Thorne's $1M day and a Ukrainian ghost mogul
[00:07:40] Eggflation, Lies, and DOJ Heat: How Cal-Maine used avian flu as cover to quadruple profits while you paid $9 for eggs
[00:15:57] Media Manipulation 101: Buffalo crypto lawyer PR rehab and why every story is narrative first, facts second
[00:25:25] Simulation Theory & Movie Reviews: Nick Bostrom's 66.6%, Elon's hot takes, and why new movies are all sequels
[00:36:14] Gym Crimes & Cycling Psychology: Socks with Birkenstocks, filming etiquette, and why cyclists are mentally ill
[00:39:25] Algorithm Training & Roblox Bankruptcies: How platforms train you like lab rats and why kids blow $675 on virtual nonsense
[00:49:00] LinkedIn AI Takeover: Em-dash giveaways, personal photo hacks no one asked for, and the death of authentic writing
[01:00:00] Cleveland Browns Quarterback Circus: Five QBs, $230M guaranteed, and the curse continues
[01:09:00] AI Depression & Economic Realities: Why your outputs get progressively worse and how the dam will break

The Algorithm Says: This Charlotte, NC podcast is what happens when grocery store wars, AI brain fog, and billion-dollar egg cartels get locked in a room with OnlyFans economics and the Cleveland Browns curse. Jared and Eric go from Aldi vs Harris Teeter deodorant diplomacy to DOJ egg price heat, from LinkedIn AI sniff tests to the art of bending the algorithm to your will. Along the way: media narrative scams, Roblox wallet wipeouts, gym fashion crimes, and why simulation theory might be the only thing that makes sense anymore. It’s social media training in disguise — wrapped in an egg price conspiracy, shaken in a Red Thunder can, and served with a side of cultural chaos.

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AI thinks it’s brilliant. But let’s be honest—it’s just confidently making stuff up. In this episode, Eric and Jared throw Grok, Claude, and ChatGPT into an imaginary cage match and break down why large language models are the most Dunning-Kruger thing in existence.

Somewhere between riffing on Eisenhower, the cost of paper towels, and Peter Thiel’s immortality fantasies, they land on something weirdly real: no one knows what they’re talking about anymore—and everyone’s fine with it.

Oh, and if you’re walking your dog in the middle of the road at night? Just know you made the pod.

Themes & Chaos:

• The Dunning-Kruger Effect in AI and humans

• Grok vs GPT vs Claude as literal personality types

• Remixing Eisenhower’s farewell speech into a warning about sharting

• The illusion of AI wisdom vs human intuition

• Peter Thiel, transhumanism, and uploading your weird uncle

• Amazon returns vs small biz drama

• America as the new third world (because… we invest in wars, not greenways)

Vibe:

• Part philosophy, part bathroom humor, full Gen X chaos — made for fellow Xers, curious college kids, recent grads, and anyone else who wants some

• Like if Rick & Morty hosted Real Time with Bill Maher while shopping on Amazon

• Smart enough to go deep, dumb enough to say “sharted” with a straight face

Follow us before we get replaced by AI avatars with better hair:

• @SaviorsOfTheMetaverse – TikTok & YouTube
• Eric: X | KazSource
• Jared: X | Nu Futurist

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Available on Apple Podcasts & Spotify

This isn’t a podcast. It’s a one-hour espresso-fueled meltdown that starts with magnesium supplements and ends with geopolitical sleeper picks. Somewhere in between: private jet manifesting, parenting advice, midlife TikTok fears, and Jared getting offended that he was compared to Finland.

Topics were planned. None were followed. Enjoy this episode of Jared and Eric riffing like they’re riding handlebars through culture.

You’ll laugh. You’ll learn. You’ll possibly relocate to Indonesia.

This episode includes:

• Magnesium and mid-tier electrolyte wizardry
• Manifestation as strategy, delusion, or just laziness with PR
• Spreading: the teen biker takeover that may end Western civilization
• Subway surfing and its terrifying tie to religion
• The prosperity gospel vs. podcast accountability culture
• Is podcast cheating a thing? And would your co-host forgive you?
• The Savannah Bananas or TikTok baseball
• AI hallucinations, goats, and why Jared is deeply offended by Finland
• Drake = UAE? Tyler, the Creator = Mexico? Jared = Chile. Deal with it.
• Deshaun Watson’s massage tequila (we're sorry)
• Goats & Blockchain™ — merch idea or future of nation-states?
• Parenting with cursing, Killian’s Red, and real talk

Questions you'll be asking:

• Is subway surfing just modern baptism?
• Are podcasts more real than friendships now?
• Does AI know too much… or just enough to hurt your feelings?
• If you say “I want a private jet” every morning, will it appear?

Listen to more Saviors of the Metaverse:

Skip College, Watch YouTube? | Delusion III

Parasocial Relationships Gone Wild and Cobra Kai Lies

Bradford Pears Are Ruining Your Yard and Seattle’s Best Coffee Gets Exposed!

Follow us before we get replaced by AI avatars with better hair:

• @SaviorsOfTheMetaverse - TikTok & YouTube
• Eric: X | KazSource
• Jared: X | Nu Futurist

Produced by QuietLoud Studios

Available on Apple Podcasts & Spotify.

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Real note: Subway surfing is not a vibe. It’s dangerous and people—especially teens—are dying from it. We talk about it like everything else: honestly, critically, and sometimes sarcastically. Don’t mistake the tone for a green light.

Honest AI Review (Generated, Likely Hallucinating):

“Like if Bill Maher, John Wick, and a malfunctioning Tesla had a group chat.”
This episode detours from electrolytes to existentialism, from subway surfing to spiritual disconnection. Somehow, Deshaun Watson gets a tequila. Jared becomes Chile. Eric tries to cancel popcorn. And goats show up. Again.
This isn’t a podcast episode. It’s a 90-minute metacommentary on civilization wearing a black T-shirt and shouting from a moving Escalade.

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