Jared Goes Head First Into Aldi — and How OnlyFans Went Adult First Into Chaos

Jared's having a genuine spiritual moment in the discount grocery aisles while Eric's learning about Ukrainian billionaires who built adult content empires. Also: the great egg price scam, why AI makes you depressed, and how every news story is basically fan fiction.

[00:00:00] Head First Into Aldi: Jared's love letter to $3 deodorant, Harris Teeter shade, and Red Thunder energy drinks
[00:02:10] OnlyFans: From Fitness Coaches to Chaos: Tim Stokely's creator dream meets Bella Thorne's $1M day and a Ukrainian ghost mogul
[00:07:40] Eggflation, Lies, and DOJ Heat: How Cal-Maine used avian flu as cover to quadruple profits while you paid $9 for eggs
[00:15:57] Media Manipulation 101: Buffalo crypto lawyer PR rehab and why every story is narrative first, facts second
[00:25:25] Simulation Theory & Movie Reviews: Nick Bostrom's 66.6%, Elon's hot takes, and why new movies are all sequels
[00:36:14] Gym Crimes & Cycling Psychology: Socks with Birkenstocks, filming etiquette, and why cyclists are mentally ill
[00:39:25] Algorithm Training & Roblox Bankruptcies: How platforms train you like lab rats and why kids blow $675 on virtual nonsense
[00:49:00] LinkedIn AI Takeover: Em-dash giveaways, personal photo hacks no one asked for, and the death of authentic writing
[01:00:00] Cleveland Browns Quarterback Circus: Five QBs, $230M guaranteed, and the curse continues
[01:09:00] AI Depression & Economic Realities: Why your outputs get progressively worse and how the dam will break

The Algorithm Says: This Charlotte, NC podcast is what happens when grocery store wars, AI brain fog, and billion-dollar egg cartels get locked in a room with OnlyFans economics and the Cleveland Browns curse. Jared and Eric go from Aldi vs Harris Teeter deodorant diplomacy to DOJ egg price heat, from LinkedIn AI sniff tests to the art of bending the algorithm to your will. Along the way: media narrative scams, Roblox wallet wipeouts, gym fashion crimes, and why simulation theory might be the only thing that makes sense anymore. It’s social media training in disguise — wrapped in an egg price conspiracy, shaken in a Red Thunder can, and served with a side of cultural chaos.

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