This week on the FML Podcast, we hear from listeners navigating heartbreak, loneliness, and the pursuit of super fandom. Jessica pleads her case to be recognized as a true Roz & Mocha superfan after nine years of loyal listening, while Steffi wrestles with what to do with Lady Gaga tickets gifted by her now ex-boyfriend. Jeff reflects on ending a 19-year relationship that never made it to marriage, and Erin shares her anxiety about living alone for the first time as her fiancé travels to Manitoba to care for his sick grandmother.

Mocha returns from vacation to a flood of messages, while Roz gets none. The team tackles the “Unique New York” tongue twister with hilarious results, and Maurie shares his pricey plumbing disaster. A listener calls in to celebrate a shared birthday with her mom, and another reveals she got a tattoo of the show’s signatures. Maurie and his nanny dine 150 feet in the air at the CNE, and Roz rants about cyclists and e-bike riders hogging sidewalks. Plus, Google’s AI gets Shem’s relationship status hilariously wrong, and Maurie chats with Riz Ahmed about his new film.

Canadian swimmer Summer McIntosh dominates the world championships with three gold medals, while Air Canada’s strike ends after a mediated agreement, allowing flights to resume. Doug Ford slams Stelco’s CEO over U.S. tariffs, and Donald Trump increases tariffs on Canadian goods to 35%. Meanwhile, Hulk Hogan’s coroner report confirms heart issues, Justin Timberlake reveals his battle with Lyme disease, and a Delta flight makes an emergency landing after severe turbulence. Plus, a widow preserves her late husband’s Steelers tattoo by framing his skin, and a Michelin-starred chef creates a burger made from cat food.