A tough cross‑country decision has one listener torn between supporting a partner’s big career move and losing the comfort of family close by, while another is desperate for advice after the walls in her duplex prove way too thin—leading to awkward daytime surprises from the neighbours below.

Michael Townsend shares the unbelievable true story behind The Secret Mall Apartment, the Netflix documentary about the hidden living space he and fellow artists built inside a mall. Maurie sits down with Kurt and Wyatt Russell to talk Monarch: Legacy of Monsters and the wild new titan shaking up Season 2. Thomas from Starbucks calls in after watching Nirvanna the Band, the Show, the Movie, revealing what Maurie is really like when he struts into the café. And we celebrate Mike’s birthday with a deep dive into Lush products, banana‑scented conditioner, and why Maurie’s descriptions always somehow get weird fast.

Chaos erupts in Mexico after the army kills a powerful cartel leader, while Trump’s State of the Union sparks headlines by promising NHL star Connor Hellebuyck the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Taylor Sheridan drops a surprise announcement about his new prison survival book, and newly surfaced details reveal Liza Minnelli hated her 2022 Oscars moment with Lady Gaga. Plus, an Apple keyboard update is causing major typing issues, the iconic Heated Rivalry cottage is opening for rent on Airbnb, and a shocking tech flaw gave one man access to 7,000 home camera feeds worldwide. In lighter news, Ikea’s orangutan plush goes viral, Sidney Crosby is out four weeks with an Olympic injury, Max Scherzer rejoins the Blue Jays, and a New York grandpa battles the DMV over his revoked “PB4WEGO” plate — all topped off with Crispin Glover denying new battery allegations.

A debate breaks out over the fictional character deaths that still haunt listeners, followed by a question about whether constant lying can become someone’s truth, and a dilemma between seeing every germ or witnessing the full journey of your food before it hits the plate. Then the team weighs in on who has the worst potty mouth, whether life is better with free gas or endless green lights, comparisons to a commercial jingle singer, and a showdown over everyone’s real height, pillow preferences, and who would dominate a puzzle challenge.

Get ready for another wild round of Ask Roz & Mocha! This week, we find out the very specific condition required for Roz to call a caller “LOVE,” debate which iconic on‑screen food we wish we could actually eat, and witness the showdown of the century: can Mocha beat Chloe in an arm‑wrestling match? Plus, Roz and Mocha reveal the one roommate quirk that would drive anyone insane—and the one that might actually make them lovable. And if you had to style your home in a single era forever, what would you choose: Victorian? The 1800s? The ’50s? The guys have thoughts.

With the Winter Games in Milano wrapping up, we’re celebrating our best Olympic chats — from Team Canada’s women’s hockey team before take off to our repeat check ins with South Africa’s Matt C. Smith on what laundry day is like in the Olympic Village (plus the food and daily chaos). We caught up with flag bearer Mikael Kingsbury on going from silver to Canada’s first gold of the Games, and Valerie Maltais, who got Canada on the board with bronze. Maurie’s Village scoop continued with snowboarder Florian Lechner on the quest for love — and yes, we did a follow up. Plus, Nick Novak hilariously set the record straight on the whole “Penisgate” chatter sweeping the Games. Best-of Milano 2026: medals, mayhem, and maximum vibes.

A look back at 2014 during the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast brings a collection of unforgettable moments — from the debut of a ridiculous fart soundboard that had listeners calling in with gratitude, to a caller reviving the bizarre headline claiming you could get head lice from taking selfies, and the time someone phoned to remind us that a certain tattoo once ended up featured in an actual art gallery.

A partner discovers that someone close to their family is being cheated on and is torn between staying silent or stepping in. Another listener is overwhelmed trying to keep their sanity while juggling a full house, long work hours, and nonstop chaos at home. And one partner regrets promising unlimited football time after realizing that a single TV and an intense fandom have taken over every weekend. Three messy dilemmas, zero easy answers, all very FML.