In this episode, we celebrate a wild 3-2 road win in Atlanta fueled by goals from Solans, Hezarkhani, and Gozo, though the victory is tempered by the news that Ari Piol is out for the season. We debate whether the front office must find a striker replacement now or wait until summer, while also questioning if Atlanta’s $22 million man, Emmanuel Latte Lath, is the biggest bust in MLS history. After a dominant 5-goal "Monarchs Moment" recap and a look at the upcoming Leagues Cup gauntlet, we wrap things up with a blunt preview of the Austin FC clash—predicting a satisfying RSL win and a Sanabria "thundercunt" goal against a team we truly love to hate.

There is nothing quite like Opening Night at America First Field. After a frustrating, narrow loss in Vancouver, Real Salt Lake returned to Sandy and proved that the future of this club is happening right now. In this episode, we break down a 2-1 victory over the Seattle Sounders that was defined by Academy excellence and a high-profile debut.

Despite a narrow 0-1 loss to the Vancouver Whitecaps to kick off the 2026 campaign, there is a surprising amount of optimism surrounding the Claret-and-Cobalt. Today, we break down a performance that favored the brave and the young, even if the result didn't follow.