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Never Mind The Baldness, Here’s Paddy and Lou

Never Mind The Baldness, Here’s Paddy and Lou

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Welcome to the 'Never Mind The Baldness, Here's Paddy and Lou' podcast! Hosted by North Mancunians Paddy Nicholls (Film & Theatre Writer-Director/Community Organiser) and Lou Beckett (Multi-disciplinary Artist/Owner of Annie’s Tearoom). To sum up: It's two knobs, talking b*ll*cks.

After their initial podcast 'Have I Got News For Lou' where the two bickered like w*nky kids, the new ideas began to be dreamt up and now *DRUM ROLL* from the ashes of ‘Have I Got News For Lou’ rises ‘Never Mind The Baldness’: a random selection of bizarre features conjured up by the two to help stave off the boredom as they dwindle a couple of hours away catching-up as they do…As well as the usual, enjoy parts of the show such as ‘When In Rome’, 'The Gospel According To Lou', 'The Bald of Fame' and ‘Guantanamo Bay Beats’ (Desert Island Discs, but less pleasant) – what more could you ask for? (apart from…A LOT MORE…)

See you next Tuesday...

Our Social Media Handles:

Paddy - @patrick_nicholls1

Lou -@beckett9873

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  • "Roll over, Mr. Pancake!" (SERIES 1, EPISODE 5)
    Dec 24 2025

    Here we go…the very long overdue Episode 5 of Series 1!

    The lads discuss one of the most bizarre arrest videos out there on YouTube (shoutout to the amazing EWU Bodycam YouTube Channel), Lou’s trip to Lytham, and Lou’s burgeoning cult ‘Beckettology’ takes on a new life as we break down the potential tricks he could use to draw-in the masses in ‘The Gospel According To Lou’. Also, Sinead O’Connor is inducted by Paddy into ‘The Bald of Fame’ while Lou sits there and sulks.

    As ever, email your ‘Hate The Show’ messages to nevermindthebaldness@gmail.com.

    NEXT EPISODE WILL BE A 2-PART SERIES FINALE WHICH WILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON! FOLLOW THE ‘NEVER MIND THE BALDNESS, HERE’S PADDY AND LOU’ YOUTUBE CHANNEL FOR UPDATES OR ON OUR INSTAGRAM PAGES:

    Paddy: @patrick_nicholls1

    Lou: @beckett9873

    NOTE: Part of the reason for the delay is that we had some unexpected sounds issues on it that I’ve tried to clean up the best I can. You may notice some echo on the odd bit, but hopefully it’s not that distracting – it’s a good episode!

    THANK YOU TO DEMEREECE GREEN FOR CONTINUING TO PROMOTE AND HELP DEVELOP THE SPIRITUAL GENIUS OF “BECKETTOLOGY”. HE TRULY IS ONE OF LOU’S FINEST DISCIPLES AND A LEADING CANDIDATE FOR FUTURE LEADER OF BECKETTOLOGY HIMSELF. *Check out Demereece’s Insta for more updates on his amazing current music, poetry and artistic projects: @dem_1o1*

    SONG CREDITS

    Song certificates granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Paddy and Lou Never Mind The Baldness Podcast (hereinafter: the "Client") as of 15th/24th Dec 2025, regarding the use of the songs:

    ‘Set Ways’ by Hey Judy

    ‘The Spirit of Adventure’ by Zac Nelson

    ‘Eclaire’ by Lux-Inspira

    ‘Path of the Righteous’ by Alon Peretz

    SFX CREDITS

    This Sound Effect certificate is granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Paddy and Lou Never Mind The Baldness Podcast (hereinafter: the "Client") as of 1 Dec 2025, regarding the use of the Sound Effect:

    ‘Stereo power button on and off series’ created by Airborne Sound (hereinafter: the "Asset") by the Client

    VOICEOVERS

    V/O’s written by Paddy Nicholls and generated using HUME A.I and Parrot A.I

    Aside from generating a few voices for intentions of parody and satire, A.I is not used in any creative form or otherwise throughout the show.

    *DISCLAIMER*

    Donald Trump, Barack Obama and Nigel Farage were not actually featured in this podcast and any resemblance to their voices is intended for purposes of parody only and is not an accurate representation of them or their opinions (or whatever it is you have to say to not get sued).

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    36 m
  • A Lesson in 'Louis Love' (SERIES 1, EPISODE 4: PART 2)
    Oct 29 2025

    Series 1, Episode 4, Part 2

    This one gets ridiculous quite quickly…

    After inducting Kojak into the 'Bald of Fame' in Part 1, ‘The Gospel According to Lou’ really ramps up a gear with the lads discussing other tyrants and cult leaders who could inspire Beckettology (with a few of North Manchester’s finest elaborating on the genius of the man) and the ‘When In Rome’ trip to Tiraspol (Transnistria/Moldova) pushes the boundaries of unintentional homoeroticism and violent civil conflict.

    As ever, email your ‘Hate The Show’ messages to nevermindthebaldness@gmail.com.

    NEXT EPISODE RELEASE DATE: TUESDAY 11TH NOVEMBER 2025

    THANK YOU TO THE FOLLOWING MODEL CITIZENS FOR VALIDATING AND PROMOTING THE SPIRITUAL GENIUS OF “BECKETTOLOGY”

    Lauren Gregory (Mindful Mums – North Manchester)

    Demereece Green (Creatively Minded Men – Contact Theatre, Manchester)

    Chloe Barlow and Josh Wilkinson (Malandra Jacks - Various)

    SONG CREDITS

    Song certificates granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Patrick Nicholls (hereinafter: the "Client") as of 16th Sept 2025

    ‘Set Ways’ by Hey Judy

    ‘The Spirit of Adventure’ by Zac Nelson

    ‘Sirba a la Oscar Sirba’ by Orkestra Severni

    ‘Midnight Clear’ by Hans Johnson

    Korobeiniki - Piano Version by Sam River

    Path of the Righteous by Alon Peretz

    ‘Anthem of the USSR’ by Unknown Artist

    SFX

    These Sound Effect certificates are granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Patrick Nicholls (hereinafter: the"Client") as of 29 Oct 2025, regarding the use of the Sound Effect:

    Antique Clocks - AlarmClock created by Soundkrampf

    High Desert - Single Cricket Chirping Cicada created by Sky River Sound

    Different Crowds - Big Crowd Riot created by Bjorn Lynne

    Crowd shouting out loud angrily created by Clap Studios

    Protest horn crowd explosion created by Carlos Santa Rita

    VOICEOVERS

    V/O’s written by Paddy Nicholls and generated using HUME A.I and Parrot A.I

    Aside from generating a few voices for intentions of parody, A.I is not used in any creative form or otherwise throughout the show.

    *DISCLAIMER*

    Donald Trump and Barack Obama were not actually featured in this podcast and any resemblance to their voices is intended for purposes of parody only and is not an accurate representation of them or their opinions (or whatever it is you have to say to not get sued).

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    46 m
  • BONUS EPISODE: "Two Lovely Plums"
    Oct 13 2025

    Feeling guilty about Paddy being ill (and unable to record the last full episode) and both being on Holiday after, the two decided to record another short bonus episode a few days ago to keep you from shedding too many tears. They talk about the "joys" of getting older and put their money where their mouth is by actually drinking (in real life) one of the Serbian spirits, from their infamous Belgrade "trip", on the show itself.

    As ever, email your ‘Hate The Show’ messages to nevermindthebaldness@gmail.com.

    NEXT FULL EPISODE RELEASE DATE: Tuesday 21st October 2025

    SONG CREDITS

    Song certificates granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Patrick Nicholls (hereinafter: the "Client") as of 16th Sept 2025

    ‘Set Ways’ by Hey Judy

    VOICEOVERS

    V/O’s written by Paddy Nicholls and generated using HUME A.I and Parrot A.I. Aside from generating a few voices for intentions of parody, A.I is not used in any creative form or otherwise throughout the show.

    *DISCLAIMER*

    Donald Trump and Barack Obama were not actually featured in this podcast and any resemblance to their voices are intended for purposes of parody only and are not an accurate representation of them or any of their opinions (or whatever it is you have to say to not get sued).

    Más Menos
    16 m
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