Episodios

  • "Roll over, Mr. Pancake!" (SERIES 1, EPISODE 5)
    Dec 24 2025

    Here we go…the very long overdue Episode 5 of Series 1!

    The lads discuss one of the most bizarre arrest videos out there on YouTube (shoutout to the amazing EWU Bodycam YouTube Channel), Lou’s trip to Lytham, and Lou’s burgeoning cult ‘Beckettology’ takes on a new life as we break down the potential tricks he could use to draw-in the masses in ‘The Gospel According To Lou’. Also, Sinead O’Connor is inducted by Paddy into ‘The Bald of Fame’ while Lou sits there and sulks.

    As ever, email your ‘Hate The Show’ messages to nevermindthebaldness@gmail.com.

    NEXT EPISODE WILL BE A 2-PART SERIES FINALE WHICH WILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON! FOLLOW THE ‘NEVER MIND THE BALDNESS, HERE’S PADDY AND LOU’ YOUTUBE CHANNEL FOR UPDATES OR ON OUR INSTAGRAM PAGES:

    Paddy: @patrick_nicholls1

    Lou: @beckett9873

    NOTE: Part of the reason for the delay is that we had some unexpected sounds issues on it that I’ve tried to clean up the best I can. You may notice some echo on the odd bit, but hopefully it’s not that distracting – it’s a good episode!

    THANK YOU TO DEMEREECE GREEN FOR CONTINUING TO PROMOTE AND HELP DEVELOP THE SPIRITUAL GENIUS OF “BECKETTOLOGY”. HE TRULY IS ONE OF LOU’S FINEST DISCIPLES AND A LEADING CANDIDATE FOR FUTURE LEADER OF BECKETTOLOGY HIMSELF. *Check out Demereece’s Insta for more updates on his amazing current music, poetry and artistic projects: @dem_1o1*

    SONG CREDITS

    Song certificates granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Paddy and Lou Never Mind The Baldness Podcast (hereinafter: the "Client") as of 15th/24th Dec 2025, regarding the use of the songs:

    ‘Set Ways’ by Hey Judy

    ‘The Spirit of Adventure’ by Zac Nelson

    ‘Eclaire’ by Lux-Inspira

    ‘Path of the Righteous’ by Alon Peretz

    SFX CREDITS

    This Sound Effect certificate is granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Paddy and Lou Never Mind The Baldness Podcast (hereinafter: the "Client") as of 1 Dec 2025, regarding the use of the Sound Effect:

    ‘Stereo power button on and off series’ created by Airborne Sound (hereinafter: the "Asset") by the Client

    VOICEOVERS

    V/O’s written by Paddy Nicholls and generated using HUME A.I and Parrot A.I

    Aside from generating a few voices for intentions of parody and satire, A.I is not used in any creative form or otherwise throughout the show.

    *DISCLAIMER*

    Donald Trump, Barack Obama and Nigel Farage were not actually featured in this podcast and any resemblance to their voices is intended for purposes of parody only and is not an accurate representation of them or their opinions (or whatever it is you have to say to not get sued).

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    36 m
  • A Lesson in 'Louis Love' (SERIES 1, EPISODE 4: PART 2)
    Oct 29 2025

    Series 1, Episode 4, Part 2

    This one gets ridiculous quite quickly…

    After inducting Kojak into the 'Bald of Fame' in Part 1, ‘The Gospel According to Lou’ really ramps up a gear with the lads discussing other tyrants and cult leaders who could inspire Beckettology (with a few of North Manchester’s finest elaborating on the genius of the man) and the ‘When In Rome’ trip to Tiraspol (Transnistria/Moldova) pushes the boundaries of unintentional homoeroticism and violent civil conflict.

    As ever, email your ‘Hate The Show’ messages to nevermindthebaldness@gmail.com.

    NEXT EPISODE RELEASE DATE: TUESDAY 11TH NOVEMBER 2025

    THANK YOU TO THE FOLLOWING MODEL CITIZENS FOR VALIDATING AND PROMOTING THE SPIRITUAL GENIUS OF “BECKETTOLOGY”

    Lauren Gregory (Mindful Mums – North Manchester)

    Demereece Green (Creatively Minded Men – Contact Theatre, Manchester)

    Chloe Barlow and Josh Wilkinson (Malandra Jacks - Various)

    SONG CREDITS

    Song certificates granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Patrick Nicholls (hereinafter: the "Client") as of 16th Sept 2025

    ‘Set Ways’ by Hey Judy

    ‘The Spirit of Adventure’ by Zac Nelson

    ‘Sirba a la Oscar Sirba’ by Orkestra Severni

    ‘Midnight Clear’ by Hans Johnson

    Korobeiniki - Piano Version by Sam River

    Path of the Righteous by Alon Peretz

    ‘Anthem of the USSR’ by Unknown Artist

    SFX

    These Sound Effect certificates are granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Patrick Nicholls (hereinafter: the"Client") as of 29 Oct 2025, regarding the use of the Sound Effect:

    Antique Clocks - AlarmClock created by Soundkrampf

    High Desert - Single Cricket Chirping Cicada created by Sky River Sound

    Different Crowds - Big Crowd Riot created by Bjorn Lynne

    Crowd shouting out loud angrily created by Clap Studios

    Protest horn crowd explosion created by Carlos Santa Rita

    VOICEOVERS

    V/O’s written by Paddy Nicholls and generated using HUME A.I and Parrot A.I

    Aside from generating a few voices for intentions of parody, A.I is not used in any creative form or otherwise throughout the show.

    *DISCLAIMER*

    Donald Trump and Barack Obama were not actually featured in this podcast and any resemblance to their voices is intended for purposes of parody only and is not an accurate representation of them or their opinions (or whatever it is you have to say to not get sued).

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    46 m
  • BONUS EPISODE: "Two Lovely Plums"
    Oct 13 2025

    Feeling guilty about Paddy being ill (and unable to record the last full episode) and both being on Holiday after, the two decided to record another short bonus episode a few days ago to keep you from shedding too many tears. They talk about the "joys" of getting older and put their money where their mouth is by actually drinking (in real life) one of the Serbian spirits, from their infamous Belgrade "trip", on the show itself.

    As ever, email your ‘Hate The Show’ messages to nevermindthebaldness@gmail.com.

    NEXT FULL EPISODE RELEASE DATE: Tuesday 21st October 2025

    SONG CREDITS

    Song certificates granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Patrick Nicholls (hereinafter: the "Client") as of 16th Sept 2025

    ‘Set Ways’ by Hey Judy

    VOICEOVERS

    V/O’s written by Paddy Nicholls and generated using HUME A.I and Parrot A.I. Aside from generating a few voices for intentions of parody, A.I is not used in any creative form or otherwise throughout the show.

    *DISCLAIMER*

    Donald Trump and Barack Obama were not actually featured in this podcast and any resemblance to their voices are intended for purposes of parody only and are not an accurate representation of them or any of their opinions (or whatever it is you have to say to not get sued).

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    16 m
  • "AND ON THE FIRST DAY, LOU CREATED...." (Part 2)
    Sep 25 2025

    Part 2 of the episode ‘And On The First Day, Lou Created…’ finishes off where the 2 left off in discussing the beginning of Lou’s religion/cult (inconclusively called either ‘Beckettism’ or ‘Beckettology'). The ‘When In Rome’ trip to Addis Ababa throws up some highly ill-educated discussion about Ethiopian culture, as well as a few choice encounters with some shady characters on the night of the trip.

    As ever, email your ‘Hate The Show’ messages to nevermindthebaldness@gmail.com.

    *NEXT EPISODE RELEASE DATE:* TUESDAY 7TH OCTOBER 2025

    *SONG CREDITS*

    Song certificates granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Patrick Nicholls (hereinafter: the "Client") as of 16th Sept 2025

    ‘NY Girl (Instrumental)’ by Dani Jalali

    ‘Set Ways’ by Hey Judy

    ‘Sirba A La Oscar: Sirba’ by Orkestra Severni

    *SFX*

    Sound Effects certificates granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Patrick Nicholls (hereinafter: the "Client") as of 25th Sept 2025

    DJ Turntable - Record Stop Sound by Heewon Oh

    Water Motion - Low Bubbly Water Whoosh Sound by Artlist Studios

    Soaking Wet - Big Water Splash Sound by Dauzkobza

    Male screams, different versions Sound by Foley Walkers

    Making Love - Bed Banging, Shaking, Fast, Rhythmic Sound by EVG Sound FX

    Sensual Female - Orgasm Buildup, Moaning, Panting, Climax, Slow Breathing Sound by EVG Sound FX

    Sensual Male - Guttural Grunting, Energetic, Yeah, Oh Yeah, Explicit Sound by EVG Sound FX

    *VOICEOVERS*

    V/O’s written by Paddy Nicholls and generated using HUME A.I and Parrot A.I. Aside from generating a few voices for intentions of parody, A.I is not used in any creative form or otherwise throughout the show.

    *EDITORIAL NOTES AND CORRECTIONS*

    - While prostitution itself is legal in Ethiopia, certain forms of solicitation are considered illegal and criminal.

    - ‘Snake Dances’ are a scam designed to attract gullible foreigners to go with the scammers and aren’t literally ‘snake dances’ (although actual snake dances do exist in some Tribal Communities in several countries across Africa, such as Tanzania and Ivory Coast.) ‘Eskesta’ is a traditional dance in Ethiopia that is *inspired* by the neck movements of snakes.

    - Donald Trump probably can read, at least to an extent.

    *DISCLAIMER*

    Michael Jackson, Donald Trump and Barack Obama were not actually featured in this podcast and any resemblance to their voices are intended for purposes of parody only and are not an accurate representation of them or any of their opinions (or whatever it is you have to say to not get sued).

    *IMPORTANT MESSAGE REGARDING THIS WEEK’S ANNOUNCEMENTS BY DONALD TRUMP AND ROBERT F KENNEDY JNR ABOUT AUTISM*

    We try to avoid political discussion on the show, but just as a point to anyone listening (from Paddy, who is neurodivergent himself): Autism isn’t caused by taking Pregnant Mothers taking Tylenol, nor is it caused by vaccinations – both have been continually disproven and usually there has been an ulterior motive for the spreading of such conspiracy theories. The misinformation being pushed by RFK Jnr and Donald Trump around neurodivergency is both highly stigmatising and offensive and the concept of “finding a cure for Autism”, as if it is a disease, is highly dangerous. If you believe a man with a worm in his brain (who has no medical qualifications) has managed to uncover a major scientific breakthrough after years of geniuses trying…you need to evaluate your own lack of intelligence.

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    31 m
  • "AND ON THE FIRST DAY, LOU CREATED...." (Part 1)
    Sep 16 2025

    Part 1 of this special double-episode sees the lads discussing the joys of getting unknowingly caught in the midst of Chinese patriotism, ‘Guantanamo Bay Beats’ throws up some genuinely poignant conversations, before they test the boundaries of tastelessness in their new feature: ‘The Gospel According To Lou’.

    As ever, email your ‘Hate The Show’ messages to nevermindthebaldness@gmail.com.

    PART 2 OF THIS EPISODE RELEASE (featuring the rest of ‘The Gospel According To Lou’ and the ‘When In Rome’ trip to Addis Ababa): Tuesday 23rd September 2025.

    GUANTANAMO BAY BEATS ‘S1, E3’ Playlist Spotify Link: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5wJQCE24IDZw9jSyDEbMHl?si=c8ce6fe0762f49b5

    SONG CREDITS

    Song certificates granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Patrick Nicholls (hereinafter: the "Client") as of 16th Sept 2025

    ‘Set Ways’ by Hey Judy

    ‘Cha Cha De Las Tunas’ by Amos Ever Hadani

    ‘Silent Night’ by Bishara Haroni

    ‘Ave Maria’ by Ada Ragimov

    VOICEOVERS

    V/O’s written by Paddy Nicholls and generated using HUME A.I and Parrot A.I

    *DISCLAIMER*

    Donald Trump was not actually featured in this podcast and any resemblance to his voice is intended for purposes of parody only and is not an accurate representation of him, his personality or any of his opinions (or whatever it is you have to say to not get sued).

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    46 m
  • "We Don't Talk About It": Bother In Belgrade
    Sep 2 2025

    The lads catch-up from the previous week about another unfortunate interaction in the Pub, the new ‘Hate the Show’ feature kicks off with an almighty bang and a trip to Belgrade throws up some surprising events in ‘When In Rome’.

    Email your ‘Hate The Show’ messages to nevermindthebaldness@gmail.com.

    NEXT FULL EPISODE: Tuesday 16th September 2025.

    S1, E2 - ‘GUANTANAMO BAY BEATS’ SPOTIFY EPISODE PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1SkhXL5q1h954K2qSoOPhw?si=7b845f8a71ec4006

    SONG CREDITS

    Song certificates granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Patrick Nicholls (hereinafter: the "Client") as of 19 Aug 2025

    Set Ways by Hey Judy

    Baddest Cats in Town by Louis Adrien

    SFX

    This Sound Effect certificate is granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Patrick Nicholls (hereinafter: the"Client") as of 1 Sept 2025, regarding the use of the Sound Effects:

    Worldwide - Hostel Lounge Ambience People Talking Interior France created by Articulated Sounds

    Transports - Airplane Flying Take Off Cruising Rising Tone Rumbling Interior Perspective created by Vadi Sound

    World Ocean - Hard Object Drowning Under Water created by Selkor Studio

    Just Liquids - Bubbles Rising Underwater Perspective created by SoundBits

    European Towns - Central Town Square Cobblestone Street Pedestrians Walking By Walla Traffic Reverb

    VOICEOVERS

    Generated using HUME A.I

    ***SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!***

    EDITORIAL CORRECTIONS AND NOTES:

    • The Balkan brandy-type drink we refer to is pronounced “rah-kee-yah” (rakija) not “raki”, which is the Turkish spirit. Apologies to all our Balkan friends.
    • We don’t have any Balkan friends.
    • William S. Burroughs didn’t go to Mexico because of trouble with drugs and “obscenity” charges – Paddy had forgotten that it was because he’d actually shot his wife in the head at their own house party and killed her, so he left America…He should’ve remembered that…
    • 400 Arab Emirates Dirham is about £80…
    • Basketball isn’t “just like Netball” (despite what Lou says).
    • No Serbs or flies were harmed in the making of this episode.
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    54 m
  • BONUS SHORT EPISODE: We Introduce Ourselves (AGAIN...Because We Did A Sh*t Job Explaining Who We Are Last Week)
    Aug 26 2025

    Paddy and Lou introduce themselves (only slightly) better than they did at the beginning of last week's first show, as well as explaining a few parts of the podcast like the new 'Hate the Show' feature.

    Each episode will launch every fortnight on Tuesday evenings and the features on the show will be subject to a Poll on Social Media, which will then be voted on by YOU each week to see what they end up going on about for that particular episode! The next full episode will be uploaded on Tuesday 2nd September.

    Email on nevermindthebaldness@gmail.com to have your 'Hate the Show' or general messages read out on the following episode!

    See you next Tuesday...

    Social Media Handles:

    @patrick_nicholls1

    @beckett9873

    SONG CREDITS

    Song certificates granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Patrick Nicholls (hereinafter: the "Client") as of 19 Aug 2025

    Set Ways by Hey Judy

    VOICEOVERS

    Generated using HUME A.I

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    13 m
  • The Boys Are Back In (Guantanamo) Town
    Aug 19 2025

    The lads reintroduce themselves to the World after the issues with the 'Have I Got News For Lou' podcast with a brand new one and give the new format a go, despite Lou’s reservations about how well the features Paddy has come up with actually work. Expect stories about flashers outside of the Pub, Saddam Hussein and a less than successful trip to Tokyo…

    FEATURES:

    ‘Guantanamo Bay Beats’ (Link to Spotify Playlist of Song Choices: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5Rd5YJy6sslxPAZzlEbOCS?si=be917166b04f4464)

    ‘When In Rome: Tokyo, Japan’

    SONG CREDITS

    Song certificates granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Patrick Nicholls (hereinafter: the "Client") as of 19 Aug 2025

    Set Ways by Hey Judy

    Cha Cha de Las Tunas by Amos Ever Hadani

    Tornadoes - Instrumental version by Jim Swim

    SOUND EFFECTS

    Sound Effect certificate is granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Patrick Nicholls (hereinafter: the"Client") as of 19 Aug 2025

    This Is Tokyo - Busy Crossing Loud Advertisements Walla Traffic created by Omnibit Sound

    This Is Tokyo - Restaurant Ambience Multilingual Walla created by Omnibit Sound

    Unique Ambiences – Japanese Announcer Woodblock Sumo Match Crowd Cheers created by Bjorn Lynne

    World Ambiences – Museum Interior Quiet French Chatter Slow Footsteps Paris France created by Vadi Sound

    At the Bar Scene - Local Pub Atmosphere Background Music created by Artlist Productions

    VOICEOVERS

    Generated using HUME A.I

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