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Matthew, Mark, News and John

Matthew, Mark, News and John

By: Matthew Mark News and John
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Comedy News Podcast about the weird, wonderful and funny stories from your area. Got a story for us? Get it into us MMNJPod@gmail.com and we'll make you podcast famous!Matthew, Mark, News and John Politics & Government
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  • Episode #007 - The Rocky Road to Social Justice
    Mar 4 2026

    This week we have stories all about an influencer live streaming his partner giving birth, AI pants that count your farts, rotisserie chicken fight club, a fake kidnapping and no more butt plugs for the US Department of War! For shame!

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    Time stamps:

    00:00 - Intro, hellos and John finally has some news - but we're not having it.

    09:11 - Weekly Weird Wupdates

    10:00 - Weekly Weird Wupdates Wap (That's a rap with a W, not a moist lady garden.)

    10:23 - Florida Man attacks Chinese restaurant claiming to be a Covid prophet. (LINK)

    13:05 - Fake kidnapping staged for a ransom of £725. (LINK)

    20:19 - The Department of War in the US has a butt plug problem. (LINK)

    32:36 - Influencer live streams the birth of his child for sponsorship! (LINK)

    41:11 - AI is in your pants and it wants your farts. (LINK)

    47:20 - Teacher punches woman in fight over rotisserie chicken. (LINK)

    57:26 - And finally... Does Ireland have a "Florida Man", and what myths and urban legends does Ireland have (Reddit segment)

    1:09:37 - We did a show - bye now!

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Episode #006 - Nursing Home Fight Club
    Feb 25 2026

    This week we have stories all about a Japanese man who had his penis removed to serve it to 5 people for dinner, a booby trapped drug dealer's houses, and a fight club organsied by terrible staff at a nursing home!

    These, more weird news and Mark has another stressful train journey!

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    Time stamps:

    00:00 Mark meets his doppelganger and "No News John" strikes again.

    05:23 - Weekly Weird Wupdates (Matt tries a new intro)

    07:25 - Astronaut falsely accused of hacking a bank account from space!

    15:27 - Day-care worker charged with giving toddlers laxatives!

    30:40 - Nursing home staff accused of running fight club with Dementia patients!

    39:38 - You can now fill a dildo with the ashes of your lost love one!

    46:48 - A drug dealer rigs stash houses with Home Alone style booby traps!

    57:55 - Japanese artist cooks and serves his own genitals!

    1:05:35 - Two more penis stories (Of course there is)

    1:09:25 - What did we learn this week?

    1:14:40 - We did a show - bye now!

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Episode #005 - Incest by proxy
    Feb 18 2026

    This week we've got stories about terrorising turkeys, weird shoplifting lists, dating twins at the same time and more!

    Time stamps:

    00:00 - Intro, hellos, printers and fighting human sized fish.

    07:25 - Weekly Weird Wupdates Intro

    08:28 - Turkeys gone wild

    12:45 - Man steals a lot (a lot) of meat and "personal items" and arrives home to find his girlfriend cooking with another man.

    17:25 - A woman is dating identical twins at the same time, and everyone seems ok with it.

    32:22 - Winter Olympic Penis injections - why?

    40:25 - Teacher resigns after watching porn in class

    44:00 - Sponsors and goodbyes!


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    47 mins
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