YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we’re digging up secrets and celebrating greatness—from West Chester to a retired NFL player's, uh, greatness. Fuggin' listen!

First up, we're throwing it back to Bayside High and re-watching Saved By The Bell. The verdict is in: Zack Morris was a stone-cold sociopath! We break down his worst offenses and debate what that blonde menace would be doing today. Spoiler: He's probably an NFT bro in a mid-life crisis selling life coaching on TikTok.

Then, we're giving a huge GO BIRDS! shout-out to local legend Will Garner, the star running back from Rustin High School in West Chester, PA, who dropped four fuggin' touchdowns in their last playoff game. That's pure Delco-area excellence! The kid's a beast, and we're officially putting him on the Iggles' draft board.

Finally, we hit the wildest story on the internet: The retired NFL player whose wife filed for divorce because his package was too large. Are you kidding me?! Forget irreconcilable differences, that is the single greatest excuse for a breakup ever. We analyze the logistics and wonder if this guy is secretly a superhero.

It's a hilarious jawn covering everything from '90s trauma to local heroes and world-class problems. Grab your coffee and a soft pretzel, and fuggin' listen!

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This week, the podcast hits a whole new level of weird. Cody dives headfirst into the world of WWE-style wrestling, learning the difference between a headlock and a heart-to-heart. Meanwhile, the Eagles are on a bye, but not resting—they're celebrating "Bi-Week" by getting intimate with each other to boost team chemistry (or something). And speaking of bizarre intimacy, Mark shares his newest seasonal craft project: The story of how he made his Halloween curtains out of fresh roast beef. This one is truly baffling.

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The Iggles are BACK, baby! After a slump, the guys break down how our beloved Birds got their groove back and what it means for the NFC East. But the big news this week? The invention you never knew you needed: Hoagie-Flavored Dental Floss—is this peak Philly innovation, or a sign of the apocalypse? Plus, we dive into the latest insane drug busts sweeping through the city and then pivot to an even stranger criminal enterprise: The Italian Mob in Portland, Oregon. How does the Cosa Nostra operate in a city of craft beer and artisanal beards? We discuss the hilarious, mandatory transition from wiseguy to Mobster-Hipster—complete with bespoke suits and micro-batch espresso drug drops. Tune in for the hottest Philly takes and the weirdest organized crime theories you’ll hear all week!

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