Al Bundy will garner 4 TDs and The NFL legends massive problem

YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we’re digging up secrets and celebrating greatness—from West Chester to a retired NFL player's, uh, greatness. Fuggin' listen!

First up, we're throwing it back to Bayside High and re-watching Saved By The Bell. The verdict is in: Zack Morris was a stone-cold sociopath! We break down his worst offenses and debate what that blonde menace would be doing today. Spoiler: He's probably an NFT bro in a mid-life crisis selling life coaching on TikTok.

Then, we're giving a huge GO BIRDS! shout-out to local legend Will Garner, the star running back from Rustin High School in West Chester, PA, who dropped four fuggin' touchdowns in their last playoff game. That's pure Delco-area excellence! The kid's a beast, and we're officially putting him on the Iggles' draft board.

Finally, we hit the wildest story on the internet: The retired NFL player whose wife filed for divorce because his package was too large. Are you kidding me?! Forget irreconcilable differences, that is the single greatest excuse for a breakup ever. We analyze the logistics and wonder if this guy is secretly a superhero.

It's a hilarious jawn covering everything from '90s trauma to local heroes and world-class problems. Grab your coffee and a soft pretzel, and fuggin' listen!

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