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Chat GPT wrote this podcast script, title, and description summary. So we can’t be held liable for anything… you’ve been warned.
 Scene 1 – Stephen rolls into frame both his hands are glimmering and wet with industrial lube. He is wearing elaborate R2-D2 costume

 Stephen ( in his iconic robot voice ) – BEEP BOOP BEEP! LETZ SEE THOSE JEDI MEAT STICKS!!

The dudes – ( in unison ) – Stephen Hawkins!!!!

 (Studio audience cheers and breaks into loud applause)

Stephen ( in his iconic robot voice ) – BEEP BOOP BEEP! Use my mouth as…. a PROTOCOL DROID and fuck it!

The boys “roshambo” for the honor…. Just then a Star Gate portal opens up…

 ( CUT TO BLACK)

Scene 2 – A massive shadowy figure appears from the Star Gate. It’s a Congressional Budget Office OMNI Dildo. A sentient, multi headed dildo beast. Forged in the fiery plastic hellscape of Bad Dragons Design furnace.

CBO OMNI Dildo – We are here to fuck your collective holes! The National Deficit demands it.

 The dudes – summon the powers of their Robotic Grandpa with the use of their Grandpa Morpher rings. 

 The ILG Grandpa instantly appears but falls down and takes a nap. Leaving the boys to be sodomized by the CBO OMNI Dildo.

 THE END

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This episode follows no structure or story. But I'll give it a try...

Speeding in a Tesla to deliver Seed
Forgetting to take morning pills
Lord of the Rings
Obscure reference to "Stand by me"
Mike Piazza
Publix Sub Sandwiches 

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Welcome back to the single greatest podcast that has ever been created in the backroom of a public library in downtown Palestine OHIO!

This episode includes the following great comedy topics
- Jamie Lee Curtis
- Probiotic Yogurt
- Robocop and kids
- CUTTING EDGE

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