ILG Podcast Por Gato y Queso Viejo arte de portada

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Comedy in its rarest and purest form. No hidden agenda, just dudes trying to get you to laugh and have a good time. While you drive to the clinic, meat store, or surplus donkey meat vendor. Just normal dudes that want you to act casual and definitely DON'T TELL THE MAN about us. Or do.... we don't control you. 

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Episodios
  • ILG Breaking News January 5, 023
    Jan 5 2024

    Breaking News you won't find anywhere else!

    Pedo Island List revealed

    Southern Border crisis 

    Middle East Battle Royal 

    DEI in the NFL 


    Produced by Security Halt Media

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    6 m
  • Testicular Difficulties
    May 3 2023

    We recorded 2 hours of content....

    After 2 weeks and 72 hours of post production here's the finished product.

    You're welcome..


    Listener discretion IS ADVISED

    Produced by Security Halt Media

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    29 m
  • HJs from Stephen Hawking and power bottoming the CBO budget cut.
    Mar 30 2023

    Chat GPT wrote this podcast script, title, and description summary. So we can’t be held liable for anything… you’ve been warned.
     Scene 1 – Stephen rolls into frame both his hands are glimmering and wet with industrial lube. He is wearing elaborate R2-D2 costume

     Stephen ( in his iconic robot voice ) – BEEP BOOP BEEP! LETZ SEE THOSE JEDI MEAT STICKS!!

    The dudes – ( in unison ) – Stephen Hawkins!!!!

     (Studio audience cheers and breaks into loud applause)

    Stephen ( in his iconic robot voice ) – BEEP BOOP BEEP! Use my mouth as…. a PROTOCOL DROID and fuck it!

    The boys “roshambo” for the honor…. Just then a Star Gate portal opens up…

     ( CUT TO BLACK)

    Scene 2 – A massive shadowy figure appears from the Star Gate. It’s a Congressional Budget Office OMNI Dildo. A sentient, multi headed dildo beast. Forged in the fiery plastic hellscape of Bad Dragons Design furnace.

    CBO OMNI Dildo – We are here to fuck your collective holes! The National Deficit demands it.

     The dudes – summon the powers of their Robotic Grandpa with the use of their Grandpa Morpher rings. 

     The ILG Grandpa instantly appears but falls down and takes a nap. Leaving the boys to be sodomized by the CBO OMNI Dildo.

     THE END

    LIKE. SUBSCRIBE. FOLLOW. SEND US A COPY OF YOUR DADS BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND YOUR MOMS BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.... or don't 

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    1 h y 57 m
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