Episode 9: Did you just fart on my son?

I'm about 6'7'' so even when I'm just trying to be friendly (i.e. not farting on a stanger kid's head) and meeting a family member's or friend's kid for the first time, I've noticed they get very 'hide between their mother's legs' intimidated on sight if I'm not sitting down.

So it's not hard for me to silence/intimidate a child, especially when I'm trying to.