Troy and Roger crank up the volume and dive into Green Room (2015), the brutally intense thriller where a punk band’s gig goes very, very wrong. They break down the film’s relentless tension, grounded realism, and the terrifyingly calm villains that make every moment feel way too real. It’s a raw, nerve-shredding ride, and the guys dig into what makes it hit so hard and why it sticks with you long after the credits roll.

This week on Dark Night of the Podcast, Roger is joined by guest co-host Bret Laurie to revisit the gloriously over-the-top 2006 witchy teen thriller The Covenant. Set in a world where shirtless prep school warlocks rule the halls, the film serves up a perfect storm of CGI chaos, brooding stares, and powers that seem to work whenever the plot needs them to. Roger and Bret lean all the way into the camp, breaking down the movie’s early-2000s aesthetic, its very obvious (and very entertaining) homoerotic energy, and a villain who clearly never met a mirror he didn’t love. They also talk magic rules that make absolutely no sense, fight scenes that look like supernatural Abercrombie ads, and why this movie somehow remains ridiculously watchable. It’s cheesy, it’s dramatic, and it might just be the ultimate time capsule of mid-2000s teen horror. Buckle up… the Sons of Ipswich have entered the chat.

Troy and Roger scrub in for the 2006 low-budget horror oddity Candy Stripers, where a quiet hospital suddenly becomes ground zero for alien parasites, murderous nurses, and some truly questionable decision-making. What starts as a routine shift quickly turns into a chaotic mix of body horror, rubbery effects, and characters who probably should not be working in healthcare. Along the way, the guys talk about the film’s ultra-cheap charm, its very strange take on hospital life, and the moments that feel more unintentionally hilarious than terrifying. There are alien infections, plenty of over-the-top gore, and a story that seems to wander the halls almost as much as the characters do. It’s messy, weird, and exactly the kind of late-night horror curiosity the podcast loves digging into. Grab your scrubs and prepare for one very bizarre shift. Interested in bonus content? Check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/darknightofthepodcast