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@YouKnowMaaacus joins Dam Internet, You Scary! for a fun conversation covering everything from family and culture to wild internet stories and real-life topics.

This episode includes:

the surprising truth about funeral strippers
petty things people secretly judge others for
controversial food conversations (gator, frog legs, more)
a chess player who spent 67 minutes on one move and still lost
the most dangerous jobs in the world
social media negativity and online behavior
gambling risks and real-life consequences
traveling and how it changes your mindset

Marcus also talks about his comedy special “Country Boy in the City” and growing up with strong family values.

Watch the special here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOj1dt3bkdc

A fun conversation with laughs, real talk, and some unexpected topics.

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00:00 Intro + Marcus Roast + Suits Conversation
00:02:26 Prom Story + Women’s Blazer Reveal
00:03:07 Living Single Dancer Discussion
00:04:00 Can Soul Train Ever Exist Again?
00:05:08 Club Culture vs Dance Floors Debate
00:06:40 Expensive Clubs + Bottle Service Reality
00:07:35 Worst Comedy Venue Stories
00:10:14 Marcus Smith Introduction
00:11:05 Comedy Special “Country Boy in the City”
00:12:05 Family, Mom, and Southern Upbringing
00:14:27 Living Near Family vs Independence
00:16:32 Icebreaker + Indacloud Ad
00:18:34 Petty Judgments People Won’t Admit
00:20:25 Wild Relationship Confessions Discussion
00:22:46 Controversial Foods (Gator, Frog Legs)
00:32:31 BlueChew Ad
00:33:45 Funeral Strippers Story
00:36:01 Business Idea Joke + Reactions
00:37:05 Chess Player Thinks 67 Minutes and Loses
00:40:15 Viral Chess Drama + Reporting Opponent
00:42:36 Gambling Stories + Rapper Risks
00:44:22 Social Media Negativity Discussion
00:46:12 Rapper Safety + Street Mentality
00:49:17 DaBaby Fan Art Situation
00:50:37 Social Media Toxicity + Division Talk
00:59:05 Ultra Pouches Ad
01:01:00 Importance of Environment + Perspective
01:02:12 Travel Changing Mindset
01:06:51 Happiness Outside America Discussion
01:07:14 Guessing Deadliest Jobs
01:09:01 Deadliest Jobs Revealed
01:11:29 Crab Fishing Dangers Explained
01:13:16 Marcus Smith Plug + Outro

Comment below:
Would you go to a funeral with strippers or is that too far?

stories, real-life scams, and hilarious conversations.

This episode covers everything from toxic traits in arguments to crazy internet stories that sound fake but are real.

Topics include:

• a man stealing a shark using a baby stroller
• ghost Uber driver scams that tricked riders
• Victorian mummy unwrapping parties (yes, really)
• real podcast scams targeting creators
• Facebook and marketplace scam stories
• near-death choking moments
• weird human habits and social behavior
• last words before execution and last meal debates

Plus plenty of jokes, personal stories, and random conversations throughout.

A fun episode with lots of laughs and some genuinely wild stories.

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Drop a comment:
Which story was the craziest — the shark theft, ghost Uber scam, or mummy parties?

00:00 Intro, Roasting, and Show Start
00:01:02 Guest Co-Host Dion Lac Introduction
00:02:05 Hip Hop Trivia Show and Content Rollout
00:03:07 Editing Struggles and Content Creation Reality
00:04:07 Icebreaker Segment Begins
00:04:59 Pet Peeve: Getting Out of the Car Late
00:07:18 Pretending Not to See Someone in Public
00:10:02 Is Beef Contagious Between Friends?
00:12:42 Deleting Old Tweets and Social Media Cleanup
00:15:27 Super Chat and Audience Interaction
00:16:03 Toxic Traits in Arguments
00:18:20 Apologizing Too Quickly Discussion
00:19:04 Story Options: Ghost Uber, Mummies, Shark Theft
00:20:19 Shark Stolen in Baby Stroller Story
00:24:56 Ghost Uber Driver Scam Explained
00:30:11 Podcast Scam Warning (Important)
00:32:54 Facebook Account Scam Experience
00:35:15 Piano Scam Story Breakdown
00:40:27 Victorian Mummy Unwrapping Parties
00:45:55 Burial, Cremation, and Tree Pod Discussion
00:47:54 Chopstick Stuck in Throat for 8 Years
00:50:45 Choking Stories and Near-Death Moments
00:54:46 Tonsil Stones Explained
00:57:20 Disturbing Last Words Before Execution
00:58:38 Last Meal Debate
01:00:56 Dion’s Comedy Show Promotion
01:03:06 Outro

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Patrick Cloud sits down with comedian, host, and luxury car salesman Charlie Wilson for one of the most honest and insightful conversations on Damn Internet, You Scary!

This episode covers Charlie’s wild career journey from Louisiana to Dallas to New York to Vegas to Chicago to Los Angeles, and how he built a life across car sales, stand-up comedy, hosting, producing, and live entertainment.

They talk about:

what it was really like selling Volkswagens, Cadillacs, Range Rovers, and Maseratis
how car sales taught Charlie how to read people and close
how he got into stand-up comedy
his first TV pilot experience
how he became the host of a Star Wars burlesque show
what life on the road is really like with live entertainment residencies
tea rituals, anxiety, and creating a calmer morning routine
stretching, health, and protecting your body while working nights
leaving comfort behind to build something bigger
why fear keeps people from betting on themselves
how to balance multiple careers while still chasing the long game

This episode is a real conversation about hustle, reinvention, timing, and building a creative life that actually fits who you are.

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00:00 LA Noise, Sleep, and Fan Talk
00:03:32 Charlie’s Backstory: Louisiana, Dallas, New York, Vegas, Chicago, LA
00:05:24 Show Intro and Introducing Charlie Wilson
00:06:06 How Charlie Got Into Selling Cars
00:08:22 From Volkswagen to Maserati
00:09:53 Cars First, Then Comedy
00:11:31 Why Selling Cars Is Like Dating
00:13:08 How Charlie Knew Entertainment Was the Goal
00:14:31 First Open Mic and Early TV Pilot Experience
00:16:11 How the Star Wars Burlesque Show Happened
00:20:33 What a Star Wars Burlesque Show Day Actually Looks Like
00:24:06 What Charlie Does as the Host of the Show
00:26:21 Behind the Scenes of the Star Wars Burlesque Cast
00:29:00 Tea Rituals, Anxiety, and Daily Calm
00:32:15 Charlie’s Favorite Teas and Why He Drinks Them
00:35:10 Nighttime Tea, Sleep, and Better Routines
00:36:17 Stretching, Content Ideas, and Building a Wellness Brand
00:37:37 Why Morning Rituals Became Non-Negotiable
00:42:28 Balancing Nightlife Work with Health and Recovery
00:45:08 Leaving Comfort to Build Something Bigger
00:46:58 Why Fear Keeps People Stuck
00:50:14 Finding Time for Comedy While Working Multiple Jobs
00:52:14 Star Wars Hosting as the Perfect Compromise
00:53:56 How Big Opportunities Can Change the Whole Grind
00:56:01 Bingo Loco and Charlie’s Other Hosting Gig
00:57:54 Creating Original Live Experiences and Bigger Career Vision
01:00:13 Seasons of Life, Career Pivots, and Timing
01:01:13 Closing Thoughts and Why This Conversation Matters
01:02:34 Charlie’s Upcoming Shows and Where to Follow Him
01:03:28 Outro
01:04:56 Ad Read Section Begins
01:05:33 Mint Mobile Ad
01:08:09 Füm Ad
01:10:10 Ad Read Debrief and ChatGPT Writing Talk

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