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  • 328: Knighted Penguins, Sleep Disorders & IG Ruining Everything | DIYS with Jay Washington

    328: Knighted Penguins, Sleep Disorders & IG Ruining Everything | DIYS with Jay Washington
    Nov 13 2025
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    This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir is joined by comedian, actor, writer, and content creator ⁨@MrJayWashington⁩ this episode… man. It starts wild and somehow gets wilder.

    We cover everything from Instagram ruining society, Pizza Hut nostalgia, knighted penguins, dolphins with boundary issues, a man who sleeps 300 days a year, a nurse who “lightened his workload” the worst way possible, porn logic, relationship hypotheticals, and the most unhinged analogies you’ll hear all week.

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    0:00 – Welcome Back + Immediate Chaos
    0:51 – Freeballing & Bathroom Podcasting
    4:27 – Career Blessings & Christmas Movie
    5:05 – Christmas Porn Joke Derailment
    6:01 – “Stop One Invention?” → Instagram
    8:25 – Food Reviewers & Shucking/Jiving Talk
    9:04 – Terry Crews / Fitness Joke
    10:33 – Black vs White Porn Titles
    10:56 – MAS*H “Spear Chucker Jones” Discovery
    12:04 – FACTOR Ad Read
    15:20 – Bruce/Caitlyn Transition Joke
    16:34 – Instagram’s Evolution to Insanity
    18:23 – Twerking Distractions & Discipline
    19:27 – Twitter Porn Algorithms
    20:35 – Pizza Hut Nostalgia
    23:13 – Beaded Curtain Video Store Era
    24:05 – Porn Names & Credit Roll Joke
    25:26 – Storyline Porn Rant
    25:47 – POV Porn… with a Condom
    26:16 – “Realistic Porn” Requirements
    28:29 – Meta Glasses VR Porn Debate
    30:23 – Knighted Penguin Story
    31:52 – Brigadier Penguin Explained
    32:22 – Dolphins Are Menaces
    33:13 – Dolphin Brain Visual
    34:01 – Woman in Love with Dolphin Story
    35:21 – Woman Who Married a Ferris Wheel
    36:29 – IN THE CLOUD Ad Read
    39:57 – God Talking at 3AM
    40:57 – Negotiating With Noah for Ark Admission
    42:22 – Hollywood: Talent vs Value
    43:43 – Sugar Baby Logic
    45:09 – Sugar Mama Age Limit (83)
    46:13 – Slavery Draft Pick Bit
    47:18 – German Nurse Who Killed 10 Patients
    50:10 – “Lightening the Workload” Breakdown
    51:12 – Nursing Home Bed Turnover Reality
    53:22 – Uncle Remus vs Harold’s (Chicago Debate)
    54:08 – GLD Ad Read
    58:42 – Jesus, Mary, Joseph & Theories
    1:00:02 – Did Joseph Smash? + Jesus’ Brother James
    1:01:18 – Superhead vs Mary Magdalene
    1:03:09 – Trailer Park Fight League
    1:04:13 – Man Who Sleeps 300 Days a Year
    1:05:35 – Could You Care for Someone Like That?
    1:06:19 – Partner With No Limbs Hypothetical
    1:07:09 – Airline Carry-On Problem
    1:08:18 – Box, Packing Peanuts, iPad Playlist
    1:09:36 – Playlist for Limbless Bae
    1:10:29 – CASH APP Ad Read
    1:11:45 – AI Version of Tahir
    1:12:20 – Losing Voice & Voice Filters
    1:13:14 – Bigfoot Joke + Kids Don’t Watch Dad
    1:14:15 – Reverse Cowgirl… Solo Edition
    1:15:19 – Dry Jacking vs Lotion Debate
    1:16:11 – Jacking Off Using Imagination?!
    1:17:05 – Porn Volume vs Neighbors
    1:18:32 – Interracial Line Joke
    1:18:52 – Hippie’s Editing Hell
    1:19:17 – Jay’s Outro + Links
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    1 h y 20 m
  • 327: Baseball Makes NO Sense + $5.7 MILLION Dog?! on DIYS w/Malcolm Barrett and Dion Lack

    327: Baseball Makes NO Sense + $5.7 MILLION Dog?! on DIYS w/Malcolm Barrett and Dion Lack
    Nov 6 2025
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    In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore, Malcolm Barrett, and Dion Lack cover the funniest, weirdest, and most “did-that-really-happen?!” stories on the internet.

    🗞️ Topics include:
    A drunk man who helped search for himself 🤦🏾‍♂️
    A $5.7 MILLION dog that’s part wolf 🐺
    Baseball rules that make zero sense ⚾
    Hollywood’s forgotten scandals 😬
    And how “6-7” became Word of the Year thanks to Gen Alpha 💬

    👥 Guests: Malcolm Barrett & Dion Lack
    🎙️ Hosted by: Tahir Moore
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    0:00 – Cold Open: “What Song is This? Doo Doo 6-7!”
    1:30 – Welcome Back! Pat’s in Japan & Guest Hosts Introduced
    4:00 – Baseball Makes No Sense?!
    10:30 – Halloween Recap & Craziest Role-Play Stories
    15:30 – “If Your Elbows Bent the Other Way…” Hypothetical Chaos
    18:00 – Knowing All Secrets vs Always Being Believed
    21:10 – 🧾 Ad Break – Kickoff (Credit-Building App)
    24:15 – “6-7” Becomes Word of the Year?! Gen Alpha’s Meme Power
    30:00 – Missing Drunk Man Joins His Own Search Party
    32:40 – Morning DUI Training Lab: People Getting Paid to Get Drunk
    38:05 – 💊 Ad Break – Bluetooth (Confidence in the Bedroom)
    41:00 – $5.7 Million Dog?! World’s Most Expensive Pet
    45:10 – Tim Allen’s Wild Past & Hollywood’s Double Standards
    54:00 – Inappropriate 80s Movie Scenes We Somehow Missed
    54:30 – 🧠 Ad Break – BetterHelp (Therapy & Mental Health)
    58:30 – Will Ferrell, Saturday Night Live & Comedy Gold
    1:00:30 – Final Story + 💰 Ad Break – PrizePicks (Sports Picks)
    1:02:40 – 2025 Word of the Year: “6-7” Explained
    1:08:00 – Closing Credits, Upcoming Shows, and Shoutouts

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    1 h y 14 m
  • 326: Halloween Cosplay Gone Hilariously Right | DIYS Halloween Madness with Persephanii

    326: Halloween Cosplay Gone Hilariously Right | DIYS Halloween Madness with Persephanii
    Oct 31 2025
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    🎃 HALLOWEEN FREAKY FRIDAY EPISODE!
    What happens when Tahir Moore becomes Patrick Cloud and Patrick Cloud becomes Tahir Moore?
    Freckles, wigs, and 7-Eleven jokes fly as the DIYS crew celebrates Halloween with the most chaotic costume swap ever — joined by Storm aka Sevanne!

    🔥 Stay for the spooky stories: Rougarou of Louisiana 🐺, Clown Motel 🤡, and the Arkansas town that forgot English 😱
    Plus, deep dives into aliens, pyramids, and Beyoncé as a future deity (yeah, it goes there).

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    Hosts: @tahirmoore @PatrickCloudChannel
    Guest: @Persephanii
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    00:00 – The Reveal: Tahir & Pat See Each Other’s Costumes 👀
    02:00 – Makeup & Wig Chaos (Hippie’s Masterpiece!)
    04:00 – Special Guest: Storm aka Persephanii Arrives ⚡️
    06:30 – The Freestyle Intro Rap Battle 🎤
    08:30 – Costume Breakdown + Why They Nailed It
    10:30 – Freckles, Filters & Earthy Energy Talk ☯️
    13:00 – How Your Fanbase Reflects YOU (Deep Talk)
    16:00 – Merch Game Secrets from Touring Comics 💸
    23:00 – Selling at Theaters vs Clubs Explained 🎭
    30:00 – Pat’s Acting Struggles as “Tahir” 😂
    33:00 – Creepy Story Time: Louisiana Rougarou 🐺
    40:00 – The Clown Motel in Nevada 🤡
    46:00 – The Town That Forgot English 🗣️
    50:00 – The “Limitless” Pill Debate 💊
    53:00 – Alien Theories & Are We the Real Aliens? 👽
    57:00 – Graffiti, Pyramids & Beyoncé as a Goddess? 🏺
    01:01:00 – Interpretation & Lost Messages 🧠
    01:02:00 – Persephanii’s New Show “Fit-ish Adventures” 💪
    01:02:40 – What’s Next for Pat & Tahir (Cloud Quest, We Trippin’, Planet Sandwich)(Aging Out, Churchy, The Hospital) 🌎
    01:04:00 – Halloween Wrap-Up & Final Laughs 🎃

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    1 h y 5 m
  • 325: The Episode That Went Off the Rails…

    325: The Episode That Went Off the Rails…
    Oct 23 2025
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    🎧 Welcome back to Dam Internet, You Scary! — where Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into the wildest corners of pop culture, music, and comedy!
    This week, they’re dressed as Good Burger employees 🍔 with special guest BT Kingsley aka “Mr. Commercial Booker” — and things get real scary (and hilarious) fast. From Brad Pitt’s new movie to Cardi B’s lyrical dominance, this episode has everything: movie talk, R&B debates, and horror masks debates. 👻

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    0:00 – DJ Dreams & Silent Party Lessons
    0:36 – Welcome to “Good Burger” (Halloween Edition!)
    1:13 – Guest Intro: BT Kingsley aka “Ghostface” 👻
    1:51 – On Tour Life, Commercials & New Podcast “Killin’ Is Me”
    3:20 – Momentum in Hollywood: Keeping the Grind Alive
    4:03 – Why Brad Pitt Is Still a Movie Star
    5:09 – Passing the Torch in Acting (Brad Pitt & Damson Idris)
    6:21 – Scene Stealers: When Actors Won’t Let You Shine
    7:18 – Patrick Never Saw *Good Burger*?! 😱
    8:14 – Behind the Scenes of *Churchy* & Covering Tattoos for Roles
    9:12 – Why *Martin* Worked and Others Didn’t
    10:17 – *Martin* vs. *Living Single* vs. *Fresh Prince* Debate
    11:14 – Women in Hip-Hop Are Dominating Right Now 💅🏽
    13:17 – Real Vocalists vs. Radio Hits (Layla Hathaway Talk)
    16:11 – 🧠 **Ad: BetterHelp – World Mental Health Day Special**
    19:01 – Michael Jackson’s Genius Studio Layers
    20:15 – Music Accessibility & Nostalgia for CD Days
    21:16 – Cardi B vs. The Clipse Album?! 🎤
    22:11 – Day26 vs. 112: The R&B War Begins
    22:48 – Chris Brown Tour Recap & Concert Talk
    25:13 – Overloaded Albums & Voice Range Debates
    26:15 – R&B for Men: Who’s It Really For?
    30:00 – Frank Ocean, Lyrics, and Masculinity in Music
    33:13 – Women’s Revenge Anthems (Outside Energy!)
    36:45 – 💊 **Ad: Bluechew – “The Original Confidence Booster”**
    39:11 – Ari Lennox & Pure R&B Energy
    40:53 – The Infamous “Suck Your Daddy’s—” Moment 😭
    45:33 – Who Has the Best Horror Mask? (Jason vs. Michael Myers vs. Ghostface)
    48:46 – *Scream*, *Jeepers Creepers*, and the Mask Hall of Fame
    51:19 – Beetlejuice, Momo & Creepy Movie Moments
    53:03 – Eye Color Surgery Debate (Would You Try It?) 👁️
    56:07 – Ticks That Make You Allergic to Meat?! 🥩
    57:08 – AI Animal Hoaxes & The Fake Internet
    59:36 – Were We Native the Whole Time? (History Tangent)
    1:00:27 – Missionary Twerking Debate 💀
    1:02:06 – The Gilly the Kid “Throw That Thang” Video 🤣
    1:03:34 – BT’s Tour Dates, Churchy, & Flappers Comedy
    1:05:14 – DIYS Sign-Off + Good Burger Outro 🍔


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    1 h y 7 m
  • 324: Bees That Eat Meat & Boars That Turn BLUE?! | w/Malcolm Barrett and Roxxy Haze

    324: Bees That Eat Meat & Boars That Turn BLUE?! | w/Malcolm Barrett and Roxxy Haze
    Oct 16 2025
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    💀 Welcome back to another wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud!

    This week, we’re joined by Roxxy Haze & Malcolm Barrett for one of the funniest, weirdest, and most chaotic episodes ever.

    Guests: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin
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    👊 From debating which country produces the best fighters (spoiler: Russians are terrifying), to discovering meat-eating bees and blue-colored wild boars, this one’s got it all. We also talk war on free speech, Disney’s secret Florida empire, and why Roxxy is the Michael Jordan of being sick but still showing up.

    💬 In This Episode

    Rocky villains, Russians, and cauliflower ears 🥊
    Malcolm's Batman impression 🦇
    Blue boars & “meat honey” 🐝
    Disney’s shady land grab in Florida 🏰
    Oysters, pirates, and slave prices (yes, really) 😬
    Roxxy’s GoFundMe ❤️

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    0:00 – The Street Fighter Roast 🔥
    2:25 – Rocky Villains Ranked 🥊
    4:00 – Who Would Win: Russians vs Everyone
    6:30 – The Cauliflower Ear Conspiracy 👂
    8:00 – Nut Training & Male Pain Olympics 😬
    9:00 – Intro: Dam Internet, You Scary! w/ Roxxy & Malcolm
    11:00 – Why Roxxy Stopped Saying the N-Word
    13:00 – Trump, Free Speech & Comedy in Danger 🇺🇸
    17:00 – Writers’ Rooms, Race & Representation in Hollywood
    18:45 – Ad Break – CashApp 💸
    21:20 – iPhone’s “Emergency Bypass” Chaos 📱
    23:40 – Waffle House Waitress Wins $10 Million?! 🧇💰
    25:30 – How To Secretly Claim Lottery Money in Delaware 💼
    27:00 – Batman Impressions Gone Wrong 🦇🤣
    33:00 – Ad Break – Factor Meals 🍽️
    34:00 – Blue Boars Found in California 😳💙
    36:00 – “Meat Honey” Is a Thing?! 🐝🍖
    40:30 – Drunk Bees Get Executed?! 😵
    43:00 – Royal Fatness, Negan & The Walking Dead 🍗
    44:00 – Ad Break – PrizePicks 🏈💰
    46:00 – The Pirate Who Put a Bounty on the Governor 🏴‍☠️
    50:00 – How Much Was a Slave Worth? 💔
    52:15 – The Drunk Marathon with Wine, Oysters & Steak 🍷🏃‍♂️
    55:00 – Oysters That Kill People 😬
    59:00 – Disney’s Secret Florida Land Grab 🏰
    1:02:00 – Disney vs. Anheuser-Busch: The Beer Battle 🍺
    1:04:00 – Wrap-Up: Roxxy’s Surgery & GoFundMe ❤️
    1:05:30 – Patrick’s Special, Tahir’s Tour, and Final Shenanigans 🎤


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    1 h y 7 m
  • 323: Serial Killer Nicknames Were Wild 💀 | with Malcolm Barrett and Roxxy Haxe on DIYS

    323: Serial Killer Nicknames Were Wild 💀 | with Malcolm Barrett and Roxxy Haxe on DIYS
    Oct 9 2025
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    🤣 Welcome back to Dam Internet, You Scary! — where comedy meets creepy! This week, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by Malcolm Barrett (Timeless, The Boys, Genius) and Roxxy Haze for an unhinged conversation about:

    Fish buttholes evolving into human fingers (yeah, science said that)
    The Michigan Dogman sightings
    Wildest serial killer nicknames
    Halloween freestyles gone wrong
    And the movie scenes that cost MILLIONS just to film

    💀 From creepy legends to wild science facts — this episode is full of chaos, laughs, and “did they really say that?” moments.

    Guests: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin
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    00:00 – “I Don’t Do a Lot” 🤥 — Catching up with Malcolm Barrett & Roxy
    01:15 – “Sensitive Mode Isn’t Real” 📱
    03:12 – “Zoo Cousins & Dolphin Crimes” 🐬
    05:00 – “Broke with 2 Shows on BET” 💸
    06:40 – “Halloween Freestyle Goes Left Fast” 🎃
    09:30 – “We Came From Fish Buttholes” 🐟➡️🖐️
    13:20 – “So Fingers Were Booty Muscles?” 😭
    15:00 – “Albert Fish: The Real-Life Horror” 🔪
    19:00 – “Serial Killer Names Were CRAZY” 😈
    20:00 – 💨 Ad Read – In The Cloud 🍃 (Use Code DIY for 30% Off)
    23:00 – “The Houston Bayou Killer” 🌊
    25:00 – “The First 48 Logic” 🕵️‍♂️
    26:00 – “Graffiti or Hieroglyphics?” 🏺
    28:00 – “Dogmen in Michigan?! Real or Nah?” 🐺
    36:00 – 💊 Ad Read – BlueChew (Promo Code DIY)
    38:00 – “Movie Sets That Shut Down Cities” 🎬
    42:00 – “Fun Facts That Sound Fake But Are Real” 🧠
    44:00 – “Bananas Are Berries, Strawberries Ain’t!” 🍌🍓
    46:00 – “Chins: Humans Only Club” 😏
    49:00 – “3 Trillion Trees & Spider Body Doubles” 🌳🕷️
    52:00 – “The Moon is Literally Leaving Us” 🌝➡️
    55:00 – “A Dam Shifted Earth’s Axis?! 🌎”
    57:00 – “The Scientists Just Don’t Care Anymore 😂”
    59:00 – “Closing Shenanigans + Roxy’s GoFundMe” ❤️
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  • 322: Skin Walker Ranch, Alien Myths and Wild Brand Deals! on DIYS with Khleo Thomas

    322: Skin Walker Ranch, Alien Myths and Wild Brand Deals! on DIYS with Khleo Thomas
    Oct 3 2025
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    This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, we’re joined by actor, artist, and host Khleo Thomas (aka Mr. Slick Living)! 🎬 From wild hookup stories and fast-food conspiracies to Skinwalker Ranch and the Battle of Los Angeles, this episode is packed with hilarious takes and creepy tales.

    👉 Watch as we break down:

    The weirdest celebrity brand deals (Vax That Thang Up, McDonald’s meals, & more)

    The Popeyes vs. KFC debate 🍗
    Skinwalker Ranch mysteries 👽
    Wildest dating experiences you won’t believe 🤯
    When LA called 911 over the Milky Way

    🔥 Don’t miss Khleo’s updates on New York Comic-Con, his latest films, and his live shows!

    Hosts @tahirmoore @PatrickCloudChannel
    Guest @KhleoThomasTV https://www.instagram.com/khleothomas
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    00:00 – Inflatable Buzz Lightyear costume nostalgia
    01:04 – Introducing Khleo Thomas (aka Mr. Slick Living)
    02:18 – Halloween costumes & Colonel Sanders talk
    06:09 – Popeyes vs. KFC: Who really wins?
    09:21 – The wildest fast-food brand deals
    13:21 – “Vax That Thang Up” & celebrity endorsements gone too far
    15:34 – Ad Break – Kickoff Credit Builder
    18:36 – Where’s the line for brand deals?
    19:26 – Clone-a-Willy deal
    21:20 – Internet toxicity & social media grind
    23:35 – Dating a lesbian… gone wrong
    25:31 – Wildest hookup adventures (yes, little person story)
    29:41 – DoorDash order stops a kidnapping?!
    33:02 – Creepy Story: Skinwalker Ranch & Navajo witches
    38:02 – WTF is a cow fistula?
    39:04 – Disturbing origins of STDs
    41:42 – When LA mistook the Milky Way for UFOs
    42:27 – Battle of Los Angeles: Were aliens involved?
    43:34 – Wrapping up: Khleo’s Comic-Con, films, and projects
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  • 321: Wild Stories, Donut Debates & Cosplay Confessions w/ Roxxy Haze

    321: Wild Stories, Donut Debates & Cosplay Confessions w/ Roxxy Haze
    Sep 25 2025
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    Get ready for wild laughs and outrageous confessions in this week’s Dam Internet, You Scary! with our favorite little sister, Roxxy. From debating donuts 🍩 to cosplay in the bedroom 🎭, waterproof sheets 💦, and even Back to the Future plot holes ⏳—this episode is as unfiltered as it gets.

    We cover:

    Big boob struggles and bra fails 👚
    The Batman-level prep women carry in their bags 👜
    Cosplay confessions (yes, Bowser & Sailor Moon get a mention!)
    Donut debates: long johns vs éclairs vs cronuts 🍩
    Chokeslam sex stories 🤯
    Victorian cough drops with cocaine 😳
    Racist branding history & weird products
    Matching tattoo talk ✒️
    Plus Roxxy’s most savage hookup stories 👀
    This one’s full of hilarious chaos, wild tangents, and Roxxy being Roxxy.
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    00:00 – Awkward Muscle Relaxer Jokes
    01:00 – The Big Boob Struggles
    03:00 – Bra Placement & “Titty Rolling”
    05:00 – The Female Batman Utility Belt
    06:00 – Roxxy’s “Spend the Night” Bag
    08:00 – The Waterproof Sheet Debate
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