(0:00) Is Chris a psychopath for working out without headphones?
(8:20) Simms 2026 Draft Big Board: #1 QB Fernando Mendoza (Indiana)
(13:50) #2 LB/EDGE Arvell Reese (Ohio State)
(16:10) #3 RB Jeremiyah Love (Notre Dame)
(17:15) #4 EDGE Rueben Bain Jr. (Miami)
(18:35) #5 WR Jordyn Tyson (Arizona State)
(21:00) #6 EDGE Akheem Mesidor (Miami)
(22:45) #7 EDGE David Bailey (Texas Tech)
(24:00) #8 LB Sonny Styles (Ohio State)
(24:40) #9 S Caleb Downs (Ohio State)
(25:30) #10 T Monroe Freeling (Georgia)
(27:20) #11 DT Caleb Banks (Florida)
(28:40) #12 T Francis Mauigoa (Miami)
(29:10) #13 WR Denzel Boston (Washington)
(31:15) #14 EDGE Zion Young (Missouri)
(32:20) #15 DT Kayden McDonald (Ohio State)
(34:30) #16 TE Kenyon Sadiq (Oregon)
(35:55) #17 WR Carnell Tate (Ohio State)
(38:25) #18 G Vega Ioane (Penn State)
(39:10) #19 T Max Iheanachor (Arizona State)
(40:35) #20 CB Colton Hood (Tennessee)
(45:40) #21 S Dillon Thieneman (Oregon)
(46:45) #22 CB Mansoor Delane (LSU)
(48:15) #23 EDGE T.J. Parker (Clemson)
(49:05) #24 T Kadyn Proctor (Alabama)
(50:00) #25 T Blake Miller (Clemson)
(55:25) DraftKings odds David Bailey or Arvell Reese as #2 pick?
(59:35) #AskMeAnything: Your final draft questions on the Jets, Browns, Bengals, Giants, Commanders, Ty Simpson, Seahawks, Chiefs, Rams, Eagles, Cowboys, & Bears

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(0:00) Connor tells the story about “The Tech Table” at Bleacher Report
(2:00) NEWS: Trent Williams, 49ers work out new deal
(3:30) Texans, Will Anderson Jr. agree to 3-year contract extension
(7:55) Zay Flowers criticizes John Harbaugh’s tough practices
(13:45) Eric DeCosta on drafting older players
(17:55) Simms 2026 Mock Draft Reactions: The homies ask about the Chiefs, Commanders, Giants, & Patriots

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(0:00) “It’s my cannabis outfit!”
(4:15) “This is one of the most embarrassing stories of my life”
(8:45) NEWS: Bengals trade 10th overall pick to Giants for Dexter Lawrence
(23:55) Simms 2026 Mock Draft: “This shit is hard!”
(25:55) #1 Raiders
(26:55) #2 Jets
(29:15) #3 Cardinals
(31:35) #4 Titans
(33:55) #5 Commanders (trade w/ NYG)
(35:25) #6 Browns
(36:40) #7 Giants (trade w/ WAS)
(38:35) #8 Saints
(41:10) #9 Chiefs
(43:40) #10 Giants
(45:35) #11 Buccaneers (trade w/ MIA)
(46:55) #12 Cowboys
(48:10) #13 Jets (trade w/ LAR)
(51:45) #14 Ravens
(53:55) #15 Dolphins (trade w/ TB)
(55:00) #16 Rams (trade w/ NYJ)
(58:05) #17 Lions
(59:55) #18 Vikings
(1:02:30) #19 Panthers
(1:03:35) #20 Cowboys
(1:05:05) #21 Browns (trade w/ PIT)
(1:06:35) #22 Bears (trade w/ LAC)
(1:07:40) #23 Eagles
(1:08:55) #24 Steelers (trade w/ CLE)
(1:11:10) #25 Chargers (trade w/ CHI)
(1:12:45) #26 Bills
(1:13:45) #27 49ers
(1:14:55) #28 Texans
(1:17:20) #29 Chiefs
(1:19:10) #30 Dolphins
(1:20:05) #31 Patriots (to then trade to Eagles?)
(1:22:10) #32 Seahawks

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(0:00) Why did Page Six call Chris yesterday?
(9:25) Round 1 Grades: How many players deserve one in this draft?
(37:45) DraftKings: Total Round 1 picks at each position
(42:40) Draft Rumors: Cowboys trade up for Sonny Styles?
(46:40) Pick #7 is the “floor” for Caleb Downs
(49:05) Giants & Dexter Lawrence “should come to a head before the Draft”
(54:50) Simms 2026 Draft OL Honorable Mentions: Blake Miller, Chase Bisontis, & Markel Bell

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(0:00) Chris tells the story of letting his daughter watch Jurassic Park at a (questionably?) young age
(4:45) Simms 2026 Draft OL Rankings: Why is the NFL short on good O-linemen?
(13:20) #1 T Monroe Freeling (Georgia)
(19:50) #2 T Francis Mauigoa (Miami)
(28:20) #3 T Max Iheanachor (Arizona State)
(35:45) #4 T Kadyn Proctor (Alabama)
(41:30) #5 T Caleb Lomu (Utah)
(47:50) #1 iOL Emmanuel Pregnon (Oregon)
(52:35) #2 iOL Keylan Rutledge (Georgia Tech)
(56:05) #3 iOL Vega Ioane (Penn State)
(59:40) #4 iOL Spencer Fano (Utah)
(1:04:20) #5 iOL Jake Slaughter (Florida)
(1:09:55) DraftKings OL odds to be drafted Top 10
(1:12:00) Commanders debut new uniforms

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(0:00) “It’s Tuesday! I can say anything I want!!!”
(0:50) NEWS: Chris & Connor address the Mike Vrabel-Diana Russini story
(4:35) Rueben Bain Jr. was involved in fatal car collision in 2024
(10:25) Packers will trade WR Dontayvion Wicks to the Eagles
(12:25) Report: Jaguars plan for Travis Hunter to be a full-time corner
(16:40) Simms 2026 Draft DT Honorable Mentions: Peter Woods (Clemson)
(24:10) Zxavian Harris (Ole Miss)
(30:05) #AskMeAnything: The homies ask about Kenyon Sadiq, Sam Roush, and scouting CBs

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(0:00) The Masters has given us yet another depressing Jets stat
(5:10) Simms 2026 Draft DT Rankings: Do draft analysts underrate this position?
(7:45) #1 DT Kayden McDonald (Ohio State)
(20:05) #2 DT Christen Miller (Georgia)
(27:50) #3 DT Caleb Banks (Florida)
(36:15) #4 DT Domonique Orange (Iowa State)
(43:25) #5 DT Lee Hunter (Texas Tech)
(50:50) DraftKings DT odds to be drafted Round 1
(56:05) Recapping Simms' Top 5 DT

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(0:00) We learn why Chris greets friends as “f*ckface”
(7:15) Simms 2026 TE Rankings: How hard is it to evaluate TEs?
(17:00) #1 TE Kenyon Sadiq (Oregon)
(27:05) DraftKings odds of team to draft Kenyon Sadiq
(30:25) #2 TE Eli Stowers (Vanderbilt)
(39:55) #3 TE Sam Roush (Stanford)
(45:00) #4 TE Oscar Delp (Georgia)
(49:20) #5 TE Eli Raridon (Notre Dame)
(55:50) Recapping Simms’ Top 5 TE
(57:15) Homie reactions on Kenyon Sadiq, Eli Stowers, and…NASA?

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