In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence!

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We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim donates blood once a month, so Brooke's calling from the blood bank to tell him “TAKE IT ALL BACK, WE DON’T WANT IT”

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has twin daughters and Jeff's calling to uninvite them to a birthday party, because the play zone is at capacity, she’ll have to choose which one she loves more!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy with a doctor’s appointment tomorrow, and thanks to our AI Medical assistant, checking in has never been more difficult!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who JUST moved in with his girlfriend, and after a big step like that, she’s EXPEDITING their future faster than you can say PHONE TAP!

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When you think of all of our countless Phone Tap characters, which one do you think would be the WORST dog breeder? If you guess Stoner Max then you're right, hear his endeavor in the podcast!

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