Boring History For Sleep : Greek Mythology

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Settle in and drift away as we wander through the entire wild, messy, and hilarious history of Greek mythology — from the very first swirl of Chaos, to the noisy arguments of the gods, to heroes who made terrible choices, and finally to the quiet hills where goats still chew like nothing ever happened.

Told in the voice of a slightly sarcastic, candlelit tavern keeper who has just enough tea to spill, this long, cozy bedtime story is a slow, funny, and oddly comforting journey through centuries of gods, monsters, mortals, olives, and one very judgmental goat named Kleon.

Perfect for sleep, background listening, or anyone who secretly wishes history came with more gossip and fewer dates.

Boring History For Sleep : Life in Old London

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A slow, funny bedtime story about 14th‑century London — its muddy streets, strange jobs, weird food, gossip, and the famous judging goat. Told like a cozy midnight tavern tale, perfect for relaxing and falling asleep.

Boring History For Sleep: Colonial India

Welcome to Sleepy History — where bedtime meets the bizarre charm of the past. Each episode takes you on a candlelit, slow-burn journey through forgotten corners of history. Told like a whispered village rumor by a tired tavern-keeper with too much time and not enough filter, these stories are full of strange customs, underdog heroes, mysterious smells, stubborn animals, and awkward public policies.

Whether it's colonial towns, medieval kitchens, or ancient rooftops with judgmental goats, this is your space to relax, laugh, and drift off inside a history book nobody ever bothered to proofread.

✨ Perfect for sleep, daydreaming, or just escaping modern nonsense.
💤 Dim the lights. Let the past get weird. You’ll be asleep before the last goat bleats.