Boring History For Sleep : Greek Mythology

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Settle in and drift away as we wander through the entire wild, messy, and hilarious history of Greek mythology — from the very first swirl of Chaos, to the noisy arguments of the gods, to heroes who made terrible choices, and finally to the quiet hills where goats still chew like nothing ever happened.

Told in the voice of a slightly sarcastic, candlelit tavern keeper who has just enough tea to spill, this long, cozy bedtime story is a slow, funny, and oddly comforting journey through centuries of gods, monsters, mortals, olives, and one very judgmental goat named Kleon.

Perfect for sleep, background listening, or anyone who secretly wishes history came with more gossip and fewer dates.

Boring History For Sleep : Life in Old London

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A slow, funny bedtime story about 14th‑century London — its muddy streets, strange jobs, weird food, gossip, and the famous judging goat. Told like a cozy midnight tavern tale, perfect for relaxing and falling asleep.

Boring History For Sleep: Colonial India

Welcome to Sleepy History — where bedtime meets the bizarre charm of the past. Each episode takes you on a candlelit, slow-burn journey through forgotten corners of history. Told like a whispered village rumor by a tired tavern-keeper with too much time and not enough filter, these stories are full of strange customs, underdog heroes, mysterious smells, stubborn animals, and awkward public policies.

Whether it's colonial towns, medieval kitchens, or ancient rooftops with judgmental goats, this is your space to relax, laugh, and drift off inside a history book nobody ever bothered to proofread.

✨ Perfect for sleep, daydreaming, or just escaping modern nonsense.
💤 Dim the lights. Let the past get weird. You’ll be asleep before the last goat bleats.

Boring History for Sleep : One Crooked Day in Medieval England

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Step into the muddy lanes and smoky cottages of Puddlebury-on-the-Wold, a stubborn little medieval village full of goats with too much confidence, children with too much energy, and a world that leans as much as it laughs.

This long, slow, candlelit story follows a single day from the misty morning crow of a very rude rooster to the soft, starry hush of night. Along the way you’ll meet Mildred, Old Tom, a traveling merchant with pockets full of strange treasures, and, of course, Reginald the goat — who is quite sure the entire place belongs to him.

It’s a gentle and humorous bedtime journey into the ordinary magic of medieval life, told like a sleepy tavern tale, full of gossip, mud, weird meals, odd habits, and a little bit of hope. Perfect for drifting off with a smile.

Boring History for Sleep : A Very Boring Day in a Very Small Korean Village

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Step softly into the slow, stubborn rhythm of a forgotten Korean village, where nothing ever happens—except for goats fainting at the wrong time, chickens stealing shoes, and a traveling drummer who turns one quiet day into something no one expected.
This long, candlelit story wanders from the first misty crow of the rooster to the hush of deep night, told with gentle humor and strange, cozy details: the smell of bean paste in the air, fences that lean like tired friends, a cart that groans like an old storyteller, and the small gossip that holds an entire village together.
Perfect for drifting off to sleep or just disappearing into another time, this is a tale of ordinary lives that feel extraordinary when told slowly enough.

Boring History For Sleep : village in 14th century England

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Step into the crooked lanes and muddy fields of a 14th‑century village, where stubborn goats, rude geese, and a choir of crows watch over the hardest working people you’ve never heard of. This long, slow, funny, and immersive bedtime story takes you from the rooster’s first terrible crow to the final quiet hush of night.

Perfect for sleep, background comfort, or anyone who wants to drift off to the rhythm of plows, bread crusts, bad fiddles, and the gossip of people who never get a break.

Put on your headphones, settle in, and let the day unfold—mud, mishaps, and all—until the village finally closes its eyes.

Boring History For Sleep : Midnight in Ancient Rome

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Wander the moonlit streets of ancient Rome in this long, cozy storytelling journey.
From crooked alleys and noisy taverns to geese guarding fountains, bakers shaping bread,
and philosophers arguing with walls, discover the strange, funny, and tender side of
Rome after dark. Perfect for falling asleep, relaxing, or just escaping into another time.

Boring History to Sleep: Medieval Marriage – A Candlelit Village Tale

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Fall asleep to the slow, cozy rhythm of medieval village life as we wander through the strange, stubborn world of marriage in the Middle Ages. From muddy wedding feasts to goats with questionable manners, from frozen winters to warm, flickering hearths, this long, humorous bedtime story will take you on a gentle, candlelit tour of a world full of simple joys, ridiculous chores, and crooked little houses. Perfect for anyone who loves history, storytelling, and a touch of sleepy comedy.

Get comfortable, close your eyes, and drift away to the sound of barley fields, old fiddlers, chickens with attitudes, and the quiet companionship of a couple making their way through a muddy, magical year together.