People are calling Sydney Sweeney a Nazi because she made an ad about “good jeans.”

0:00 - Sprained My Eyes
10:49 - Quest
12:10 - Weather
12:34 - Capitalism Always Wins
19:24 - Qualia
20:43 - Phetasy News
21:19 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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New South Park season comes out swinging, bringing back Jesus, Saddam Hussein, Trump’s penis, and PC principal. South Park is the embodiment of giving zero f*cks, why capitalism always wins, and wondering where the culture goes from here.

0:00 - Proof We're Living In A South Park
13:23 - BON CHARGE
14:26 - Weather
14:57 - Capitalism Always Wins
19:40 - Sheath
20:52 - RIP
22:26 - Phetasy News
23:54 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

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Colbert is cancelled. Some say fascism, we say economics. Imagine what we could do with $100 million dollars a year! Plus, what the loss of NPR will mean for Dumpster Fire.

0:00 - Capitalism Always Wins
13:35 - BlueChew
15:00 - Weather
15:25 - Sprained My Eyes
19:01 - Quest
19:57 - Phetasy News
21:19 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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