No one has worse Trump Derangement Syndrome than Trump.

0:00 - Introduction
2:50 - BON CHARGE
4:10 - Narcissism on Fire
12:54 - Sheath
14:05 - Weather
14:45 - RIP
23:36 - Phetasy News
25:11 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is the true story of twelve personalities picked to work for a White House, and have their lives become our content... to find out what happens when people stop being real and start being politicians. THE SURREAL WORLD! DC!

0:00 - Introduction
2:39 - Wild Alaskan Company
4:04 - The Surreal World D.C Part 1
9:18 - Qualia
10:53 - Weather
11:32 - The Surreal World D.C. Part 2
21:17 - Phetasy News
21:58 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

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Everyone’s going crazy. We have Tucker Carlson buying property in Qatar, Bridget wants to buy encyclopedias for when we have to turn off the internet to save humanity, and a woman thought her smart fridge was sending her messages. Uncle Ted was right. Technology is driving us all mad.

0:00 - Introduction
1:48 - Quest
3:13 - Siri, Please Take My Life
12:37 - The Perfect Jean
13:49 - Weather
14:26 - It's The Economy, Stupid
23:15 - Phetasy News
24:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

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All the weird AI gifts you can get your loved ones for the holidays that you can use to turn their lives into a top-rated Black Mirror episode.

0:00 - Introduction
1:43 - BRUNT
3:20 - Black Mirror Gifts Part 1
14:20 - Sheath
15:40 - Weather
16:11 - Black Mirror Gifts Part 2
23:36 - Phetasy News
24:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

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Happy birthday to ChatGPT, an anniversary humans will celebrate for millenia, as AI transforms us into AI-worshipping followers devoted to the different AI platforms. Kim Kardashian was the OG OnlyFan, AI psychosis is getting crazy, and Uncle Ted was right about everything.

0:00 - Introduction
3:15 - Quest
5:01 - Siri, Please Take My Life
14:12 - BON CHARGE
15:40 - Weather
16:05 - This F*ckin Guy
22:07 - Phetasy News
23:11 - The Internet Is Glorious

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End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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This week it was revealed on X just how many foreigners there are pretending to be Americans online. And they’re successfully sowing the seeds of our demise.

0:00 - Fake Americans Part 1
4:38 - New Phetasy Merch!
5:30 - Stopbox
7:28 - Fake Americans Part 2
14:31 - The Perfect Jean
15:41 - Weather
16:20 - Fake Americans Part 3
24:32 - Phetasy News
26:17 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

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Fighting the “Fuck Its”. Tips for ending the year strong and not giving into nihilism and the darkness. In other words, don't break your ankle on the dismount.

0:00 - Introduction
6:00 - Qualia
7:45 - Fighting The F*ck Its
16:47 - Quest
18:01 - Weather
18:38 - That Dumpster Fire Life
29:02 - Phetasy News
30:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

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Have you ever used a pickup line that worked? Or has a pickup line ever worked on you? A billionaire went viral over the weekend for sharing his favorite pickup line with young people and it's either charming or creepy, you decide. Also the battle of the sexes had a new term “mankeeping”.

0:00 - Introduction
5:08 - StopBox
7:11 - Okay, Boomer
16:57 - BON CHARGE
18:29 - Weather
19:12 - Sprained My Eyes
24:24 - Phetasy News
26:19 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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