Bari Weiss is now the editor-in-chief of CBS News. Bridget is probably gonna join ICE so she can go to the Super Bowl, and Pete Hegseth fat-shames a room full of generals.

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11:46 - BON CHARGE
12:50 - Weather
13:27 - Parades of Morons
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The government is shut down and President Trump’s reaction is to meme about it yet somehow Democrats are still losing the argument because the left can’t meme. Harvard hires drag queen LaWhore Vagistan as a visiting professor and Kim Jong Un wants to throw ladies in prison camps for getting fake t*ts.

0:00 - Introduction
1:39 - The Left Can't Meme
13:17 - Füm
14:45 - Weather
15:24 - Dumpster Diving
20:35 - Quest
21:43 - Dumpster Diving Continued
24:10 - Phetasy News
25:36 - The Internet Is Glorious

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End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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The NHS says you should marry your first cousin, JK Rowling has had enough of the Harry Potter kids’ bullshit, but don’t worry because AI is replacing all the actors anyway.

0:00 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
3:24 - What Is Happening?
9:03 - BON CHARGE
10:22 - Weather
11:07 - WOMEN!
18:52 - Quest
20:08 - Siri, Please Take My Life
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Google admits it was censoring people under pressure from the Biden administration. The LGBs are finally kicking the TQ+s out of the car. Poor Greta, a Tylenol-American, has her hopes for liberating Palestine dashed by having a gay man aboard her boat.

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1:48 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
2:55 - Get Rekt Big Tech
10:12 - Qualia
11:34 - Weather
12:07 - F*ck Around & Find Out
18:46 - Blue Chew
20:01 - Flotilla of Morons
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25:53 - The Internet Is Glorious

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More than 100 million people took part in a tent revival for Charlie Kirk's memorial. Trump can never help himself, Erika Kirk steps into her stardom, Tucker hates “hummus-eaters” and Jimmy Kimmel gets his job back.

0:00 - RIP
10:55 - The Perfect Jean
12:15 - Weather
12:50 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
16:43 - This F*ckin Guy
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21:33 - Sprained My Eyes
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23:29 - The Internet Is Glorious

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The Left cares more about free speech when Jimmy Kimmel gets fired from his failing show than when a fellow leftist murders Charlie Kirk. Gen Z discovers overthrowing their government, and the George Floyd/Charlie Kirk birthday synchronicity is too weird to ignore.

0:00 - Cancelled
13:18 - Füm
14:26 - Weather
15:00 - Gen Z Discovers
18:58 - Blue Chew
20:03 - Proof We're Living In A Simulation
22:01 - Quest
23:06 - Phetasy News
23:59 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Bridget addresses Charlie Kirk’s murder and the various reactions to it. It’s just an unscripted, free-flowing, train of thought.

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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We’re goin’ back to the 90s again to discuss a perfect movie - Dazed & Confused, and why kids today simply do not understand what life was like before the internet.

0:00 - 90s Nostalgia
13:44 - Sheath
14:55 - Weather
15:26 - Gen Z Discovers
25:13 - Phetasy News
25:49 - The Internet Is Glorious

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