Your Coffin or Mine

Monster Bae Series, Book 1

By: Jacklyn Hyde

Narrated by: John Hartley, Kasha Kensington

A runaway bride. A grumpy six-hundred-year-old vampire pretending to be human. A disaster waiting to happen.

What could possibly be the most infuriating thing to a vampire disgusted by the internet? A twenty-six-year-old social media influencer who just ran out on her cheating ex-fiancé and insists on staying in Vlad's quiet castle.

But he needs money to repair his ancestral home, and Aubrey needs a place to lick her wounds after getting her heart broken.

He is ready to have humans invading his space. He is not, however, ready for her.

She wants to feed him garlic, parades around in tiny shorts, and incenses him at every turn. Can he really play house with a human? Especially one he just can't seem to fight the urge to stay away from?

The Holiday meets Dark Shadows in this grumpy sunshine, spicy, paranormal romance. It is a full-length romance with a happily ever after. For mature listeners.

©2024 Jacklyn Hyde (P)2025 Podium Audio

Perfect pair of narrators for a perfect story

This book is a debut and I absolutely loved it. When the audiobook came out, I screamed. And with good reason. Vlad was absolutely perfect. Aubrey a gem.
Don’t pass on this book. You’ll love it.

Yay!

I’m in a fb group with the author and have been WAITING so long for the audio version of this book to come out! Glad I finally got to read it!

Cute Spicy Rom-com

The narrators were excellent with flow, intonation and accents. I love that they sounded like they were their respective ages as well.

soo funny

this story was a delight. these two were so fun to read about. I can't wait to start book two. this is a monster world I wouldn't mind living in myself. Drac daddy can get it😋

⭐️ 4.25 stars | 🔥 2 spice

Okay, this was so different — and I mean that in the best way. Imagine a quirky rom-com set in Romania (yes, the home of Dracula himself) where a young blonde named Aubrey accidentally finds herself soul-mated to a 500-year-old vampire named Vlad. It’s part Hallmark, part haunted castle, and somehow totally adorable.

The humor? Sharp as a fang. 🩸 There are puns galore, some that’ll make you snort-laugh and others so cringe they loop back around to being cute again. The side characters’ names feel like something out of a Scooby-Doo episode — ridiculous, yes, but that’s half the charm.

It’s fun, fast, and exactly what you want to curl up with on a chilly October night when you’re craving something spooky but not soul-crushing. Think “Halloweentown meets The Vampire Diaries” with a healthy dose of self-awareness.

If you’re in the mood for vampires, mates, and light-hearted chaos (with a dash of spice), Your Coffin or Mine totally hits the spot. I’ll definitely be sinking my teeth into the rest of this series. 🖤