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Publisher's Summary

He's a vampire from the big city....

Phineas McKinney thought New York City was tough, until he was attacked by Malcontents - evil vampires who consider mortals to be snacks. Saved by the good vampires, Phin swore to devote his now undead life to stopping the Malcontents. He's got his job cut out for him when word comes that their enemy may be hiding in Wyoming. What does a city boy like him know about horses and campfires? Good thing he's got Brynley Jones with him... if only she didn't hate every vampire on earth.

She's a werewolf princess...

Bryn believes vampires are seductive and charming, and that makes them dangerous. So she's more than a little annoyed about teaming up with Phin, even if he is the only bloodsucker able to make her inner wolf purr. But as they hunt down the new leader of the Malcontents, danger threatens... and Phineas and Brynley discover a passion that will rock the foundation of their supernatural world.

©2012 Kerrelyn Sparks (P)2012 HarperCollins Publishers

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FANTASTIC

TOOK ME A LITTLE TO GET INTO THE STORY BUT ONCE I DID IT WAS WELL WORTH IT. I LOOK FOWARD TO THE NEXT BOOK. I WONDER HOW DIFFERENT EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE SINCE PHINEAS IS NO LONGER JUST A VAMP. TAHT SHOULD GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO LOOK FOWART TO.

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finally, Phinneas' story!

I have loved reading and listening to this series from the beginning, and was so excited to hear that we were going to get The Love Doctor's story! I will be getting it from the library TO READ myself- because P.J.Ochlan is one of the most boring audible readers I have ever listened to. Phin grew up in the Bronx- had a tough childhood, got in trouble with the law, and was unwillingly changed to a vampire- he has a life's story- and this reader is about as vanillla and undimensional as a reader can get. When I read the book myself, I'm sure I will enjoy it immensely, but listening to it is quite the drag. Keep up the good work Ms Sparks, but please vet your readers better.

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ONE OF THE VERY BEST!!

If you could sum up Wanted: Undead or Alive in three words, what would they be?

This story has humor in the way that the "Love Doctor" pulls his little brother into McKay Security International. Adventure with Bryn when she tries to see her sister and it has a hook at the end with its unusual ending.

What other book might you compare Wanted: Undead or Alive to and why?

The closest book I can compare this to is the "Prey Eat Love". Both books show the angst in complicated relationshiips.

Have you listened to any of P. J. Ochlan’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

No I haven't listened to P. J. Ochlan before but I look forward to listening to him again. He really brings the characters to life with his shadings and voice inflextions.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

DON'T CRY WOLF . . TO A VAMPIRE!

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Get rid of the brother

The story was good. But phineas brother was too stupid for me. Other than that the book was good.

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disappointed in the reader

Phineas is from Bronx and sounded like he was from LA. Liked the story but not the reader

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Finally! A great narrator!!!

This was a great book, as all in the series are, but it was the first time the reader truly stepped up to the plate! Excellent job, sir!

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Good narrator choice

I was delighted that Audible chose a male to read this book and a really good one to boot! That has not always been the case with their choice of reader. Story was good to begin with and then to get the narrator right as well makes the book a real pleasure to listen to. Kudos Audible and, as usual, a 10 to Kerrelyn Sparks for her brilliance in the writing!!

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love the reader

great book! I have been working my way through the series and this is one of my favorites. I really enjoyed listening to this reader.He was great with all the accents. Some of the readers of the other books in this series make me want to claw my eyes out but this guy made it really enjoyable.

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Narrators? Please!!!

I loved this series. But, I really prefer a series to at least have the majority of the books narrated be the same person. I know it's hard to have the same narrator for an entire series, but I would have enjoyed the listening experience more if the same narrator had read all of them.

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Extremely Funny!

This was by far the funniest in the series. I did not stop laughing. buy this book if you like comedy. The narrator did a fantastic job with the different voices. My favorite character was Digger