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In Upright Women Wanted, award-winning author Sarah Gailey reinvents the pulp Western with an explicitly antifascist, near-future story of queer identity.
"That girl's got more wrong notions than a barn owl's got mean looks."
Esther is a stowaway. She's hidden herself away in the Librarian's book wagon in an attempt to escape the marriage her father has arranged for her - a marriage to the man who was previously engaged to her best friend. Her best friend who she was in love with. Her best friend who was just executed for possession of resistance propaganda.
The future American Southwest is full of bandits, fascists, and queer librarian spies on horseback trying to do the right thing.
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- Ellen
- 03-04-20
Mildly entertaining
If you can tolerate an excessively perky narrator who puts emphasis on the wrong words.
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- Kindle Customer
- 03-10-20
Too short
I like the combination of genres here (fantasy + western). Actually it's my first western I enjoyed reading. It was good, but the story developed too fast in a kinda unnatural manner. Looked like the author was in a rush to finish the story. I wish it was longer and a bit slower.
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- R. Freeman
- 09-14-22
Good but unsatisfying
I really wanted to like this book. REALLY WANTED TO. The premise was fascinating, the writing good, the characters and the plot, well, they left you hanging. A LOT. This really felt like the first part of a much longer book that was hastily wrapped up with a concluding chapter to get it off someone's desk. If it had been billed as a novella, I might have made more allowances, but other than a tiny bit of character backstory we get dragged out of the main character in one big sobbing lump, it felt like we were supposed to already know these people and this world before we got here.
The author has promise, and the premise and writing are really well done and worth more time. I just wish I hadn't felt like I got the first part of the book and the last, with the story pulled out of the middle.
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- Rachel
- 09-20-21
Queer rebellion meets wild west 🤠🏳️🌈
I don’t read a lot, but this book kept me engaged and entertained! An easy quick listen ☺️
definitely felt seen as someone who was closeted in a conservative community and the magic that comes from finding your people. Highly recommend
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- Roxan McDonald
- 07-19-21
Seriously?!
I will never trust a recommendation from TikTok again. Right when this book seemed to be beginning to have an actual storyline it was over abruptly. The characters are interesting but the world are not really formed. I had trouble figuring out where I was most of the time. It’s short. Is this even considered a novel? I’m so disappointed.
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- Paige
- 06-13-21
Awesome book
I loved the story. Creative and engaging. The falling action and ending felt a little rushed but I still recommend it.
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- Marie
- 03-13-21
Worth the credit!
I wouldn’t usually spend a credit on a short story but this one sounded so good and it was! I devoured this story whole.
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- Goofus
- 09-12-20
Utterly distraught that it's over
Absolutely incredible from start to finish. Action, adventure, and compelling characters in a queer, woman centric western.
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- GW
- 02-08-20
The only audiobook I’ve ever considered starting all over again!
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- Narrated by: Peter Berkrot
- Length: 4 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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In the early 20th century, the United States government concocted a plan to import hippopotamuses into the marshlands of Louisiana to be bred and slaughtered as an alternative meat source. This is true. Other true things about hippos: They are savage, they are fast, and their jaws can snap a man in two. This was a terrible plan. Contained within this volume is an 1890s America that might have been: a bayou overrun by feral hippos and mercenary hippo wranglers from around the globe.
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Demented fun
- By D. Daly on 11-30-17
By: Sarah Gailey
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A Conspiracy of Truths
- By: Alexandra Rowland
- Narrated by: James Langton
- Length: 14 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Arrested on accusations of witchcraft and treason, Chant finds himself trapped in a cold, filthy jail cell in a foreign land. With only his advocate, the unhelpful and uninterested Consanza, he quickly finds himself cast as a bargaining chip in a brewing battle between the five rulers of this small, backwards, and petty nation. Or, at least, that's how he would tell the story. In truth, Chant has little idea of what is happening outside the walls of his cell, but he must quickly start to unravel the puzzle of his imprisonment before they execute him for his alleged crimes.
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I’d give this a million stars if I could
- By Grace on 11-15-18
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The Test
- By: Sylvain Neuvel
- Narrated by: Neil Shah
- Length: 2 hrs and 12 mins
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Britain, the not-too-distant future. Idir is taking the British Citizenship Test. He wants his family to belong. Twenty-five questions to determine his fate. Twenty-five chances to impress. When the test takes an unexpected and tragic turn, Idir is handed the power of life and death. How do you value a life when all you have is multiple choice?
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Shocking & engaging
- By Caffaenated on 03-22-19
By: Sylvain Neuvel
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Outlawed
- By: Anna North
- Narrated by: Cynthia Farrell
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
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The day of her wedding, 17-year-old Ada’s life looks good; she loves her husband, and she loves working as an apprentice to her mother, a respected midwife. But after a year of marriage and no pregnancy, in a town where barren women are routinely hanged as witches, her survival depends on leaving behind everything she knows. She joins up with the notorious Hole in the Wall Gang, a band of outlaws led by a preacher-turned-robber known to all as the Kid. Charismatic, grandiose and mercurial, the Kid is determined to create a safe haven for outcast women.
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Interesting idea
- By Sarahmarie on 01-17-21
By: Anna North
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The Fisher of Bones
- By: Sarah Gailey
- Narrated by: XE Sands
- Length: 1 hr and 46 mins
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The Prophet is dead. The eyes of the Gods have turned to his daughter. But she isn't ready. Not for the whispers in her ear, for the divinations...for the blood. Her people's history and their future, carved by ancients into the bones of long dead behemoths, are now her burden. Only she can read them, interpret the instructions, and guide them to the Promised Land. The Prophet is dead. Long live the Prophetess.
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Dark and Beautiful
- By Kevin on 08-06-19
By: Sarah Gailey
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The Hush
- By: Sara Foster
- Narrated by: Tamala Shelton, Cathi Ogden
- Length: 12 hrs and 57 mins
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In the six months since the first case of a terrifying new epidemic - when a healthy baby wouldn’t take a breath at birth - the country has been thrown into turmoil. The government has passed sweeping new laws to monitor all citizens. And several young pregnant women have vanished without trace. As a midwife, Lainey’s mum, Emma, is determined to be there for those who need her. But when 17-year-old Lainey finds herself in trouble, this dangerous new world becomes very real.
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So political
- By Sarah Farley on 03-21-22
By: Sara Foster
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Inkmistress
- By: Audrey Coulthurst
- Narrated by: Billie Fulford-Brown
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
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Asra is a demigod with a dangerous gift: the ability to dictate the future by writing with her blood. To keep her power secret, she leads a quiet life as a healer on a remote mountain, content to help the people in her care and spend time with Ina, the mortal girl she loves. But Asra's peaceful life is upended when bandits threaten Ina's village and the king does nothing to help.
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a fun harrowing fantasy with a bisexual lead
- By joel on 08-21-18
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Island
- By: Aldous Huxley
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 11 hrs and 27 mins
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In his final novel - which he considered his most important - Aldous Huxley transports us to the remote Pacific island of Pala, where an ideal society has flourished for 120 years. Inevitably, this island of bliss attracts the envy and enmity of the surrounding world. A conspiracy is underway to take over Pala, and events are set in motion when an agent of the conspirators, a newspaperman named Faranby, is shipwrecked there. What Faranby doesn't expect is how his time with the people of Pala will revolutionize all his values and - to his amazement - give him hope.
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A great narration for a great book.
- By AndrewL on 09-21-16
By: Aldous Huxley
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The Unspoken Name
- The Serpent Gates, Book 1
- By: A. K. Larkwood
- Narrated by: Avita Jay
- Length: 18 hrs and 37 mins
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What if you knew how and when you will die? Csorwe does - she will climb the mountain, enter the Shrine of the Unspoken, and gain the most honored title: sacrifice. But on the day of her foretold death, a powerful mage offers her a new fate. Leave with him, and live. Turn away from her destiny and her god to become a thief, a spy, an assassin - the wizard's loyal sword. Topple an empire, and help him reclaim his seat of power. But Csorwe will soon learn - gods remember, and if you live long enough, all debts come due.
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Dry and Boring
- By Nathan on 02-12-20
By: A. K. Larkwood