Ultimate Dad Jokes
102 of the Best Dad Jokes Ever Told
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One hundred and two of the ultimate dad jokes inside!
Whether its the one-liners or the long ones that make no sense, everybody loves a good dad joke.
Dad jokes are what it says on the tin; they're intended to be bad, and he's going to be the only one laughing at them, making your face red with embarrassment.
This audiobook makes a great gift for the most "hilarious" of dads.
So help your dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh all at the same time!
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