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Tom Segura: Mostly Stories
- Narrated by: Tom Segura
- Length: 1 hr and 18 mins
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Publisher's Summary
The bearded, bawdy, and comically bitter Tom Segura gets real about body piercings, the "Area 51" of men's bodies, and the lie he told Mike Tyson.
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Mommy Tom pulls his jeans up high and tight while delivering a gut-busting delivery of hilarious stories.
