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Thirty-Life Crisis

Navigating My Thirties, One Drunk Baby Shower at a Time
Narrated by: Lisa Schwartz
Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (75 ratings)

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A hilarious essay collection perfect for anyone dealing with the challenges, indignities, and celebrations that come with being a 30-something by actor and YouTube star Lisa Schwartz (Lisbug).

THIRTY-LIFE CRISIS Lisa Schwartz's stories and musings are all about watching her friends adult like pros, while she tries to understand why she doesn't want or can't seem to find all the things they have for herself. Like a big sister who's already seen it all, Lisa will take listeners through her own life experiences to say that one thing we all need to hear: You are so not alone. Unabashed and unfiltered, Schwartz's voice and candor will appeal to anyone in their 30s who just can't deal with the never-ending Facebook feed of friends' engagement photos and baby pictures, the trials of figuring out where their passion meets their career, and everything in between.

So, if you've ever had to figure out....

  • Parenting Your Parents (Yikes)
  • Gender Reveal Parties (It's an actual thing.)
  • Discovering That Your Boyfriend Likes Boys (Surprise!)
  • Online Shopping Away Your Anxiety (Don't)
  • Or Gender Reveal Parties (Seriously. It's an actual thing.)

This book is your new best friend.

©2019 Lisa Schwartz (P)2019 Hachette Audio

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You need this book

This book was everything I needed I listened to the whole thing on a drive that didn’t need to be as long as it was but I made it longer just to finish! It’s amazing 🙌🏻

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Book was enjoyable

Overall I enjoyed this book. There were times throughout this book where I found myself skipping a few minutes ahead because I felt that she dragged out a point/subject for way too long. Her narration of this book has moments where it's on the loud/obnoxious side.

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Unrelateable

First of all, the audio quality was sub par. If you are in the 12-25 year old female demographic, you might enjoy the chatty and kinda spazzy style of the author. I really wanted to like this- I just could not relate to a single topic covered.

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More than just a YouTuber book

I walked into this book thinking this will probably be another YouTuber book that you want to love because you love that youtuber, and that I would probably want ro return it by the second chapter. But what happened is I couldn't put it down and finished it in under 24 hours. it was an excellent listen (audio book) it was well done and thoughtful. I am very happy I decided to give this one a shot. I actually hope she writes another book sooner rather than later! Cheers to the dirty 30s!

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Way to go Lisa!!!

I loved it and wished it was longer. I've been a fan for years ... great job Lisa and congrats on finding yourself and happiness!!!

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Loved it

This book is very fun. With a lot of awesome stories!
Who knew she had all this going on!
The voice over is really nice done and great to listen to.
Basic my binged it in one day !

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Relatable millennial content - could not stop listening!

I listened to this audiobook in a day! It is so good!!! I have watched Lisa on YouTube for forever!!!! This audiobook was another beautiful glimpse into her life! I’m so proud of her and her journey and it is a lovely reminder to all woman (really no matter what age) of how life is always changing. Thank you for your advice, stories, and laughs Lisa <3 this book you can tell really came from the heart!

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Speaks to me on every freaking level!

Funny, witty, and intelligent look into life in your 30’s. I couldn’t stop listening!

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  • Alessia
  • 08-31-19

A rollercoaster of emotions

This book has it all! It's hilarious, raw, honest and inspiring. Would 100% recommend to anybody whether you follow Lisa or not.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 08-29-19

Amazing!!

I have never laughed, cried or related to a book so much! Amazing binge worthy chapters!