The Zombie Bible: a Zombie Guide to Surviving the Holocaust (Living as a zombie, and surviving to the end when a vaccine is delivered)

By: Ian Hall, Lorraine James

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

The Survival Guide for the 99%. Okay, you’ve read survival guides, you’ve got your guns, ammo and bottled water in your cellar. But, there’s one thing you didn’t factor into your ‘plan’. Statistics prove; by week three you’ll probably be a zombie yourself. Let’s face FACTS! The chances of surviving the Zombie Apocalypse as a Human are incredibly slim. So why not look at the 'survival game' from the other side of the coin? If 99% of the population are zombies, why not PLAN for that eventuality, and find a way through to the end and get the vaccine? Why horde water, food, guns and ammunition for some stranger to use? Especially when all you have to do is shuffle your way to survival. The Zombie Bible is a book to teach you how to survive AS A ZOMBIE. Stick it in your back pocket, and don’t leave home without it. Biting satire, superb wit, and endearing sarcasm abound as we learn how to successfully survive the Zombie Apocalypse/Holocaust in a manner you've never even dreamed of.