The Worst First Date Ever
A Hilariously True Story of an Epic Dating Disaster
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Carl J. Pierson
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Whether you are new to the dating scene or you have had your share of first dates, you'll take comfort in knowing it could be worse after this terrible but true story. You will laugh, you will cringe, and you will laugh some more at this funny and relatable tale. Just 30 minutes from start to finish, The Worst First Date Ever is the perfect short story to make you smile while waiting for an oil change, making the commute to work, or basking on the beach.
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- 09-11-19
A cringeworthy story we can all relate to.
A well-performed, entertaining story that is sure to evoke memories of your own adolescent dating disasters.
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- Jaz
- 09-11-19
Inspirational!!
We’ve all had moments similar this story in our own way. I can’t wait to have my teenage son hear it as I’m sure it will help him through these awkward years!
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- St. Pius X School
- 01-15-21
If you like innocent but hilariously cringeworthy stories, you’ll love it!
If you want to have a few laughs and enjoy hearing about a somewhat embarrassing lack of social awareness, this is the story for you. Imagine a young Nicolas Cage for the protagonist and you will have a prettyaccurate mental picture of the person whose first date misadventures you will be going along with! Well worth the time and a couple bucks.
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- Claudia F.
- 03-20-21
Mildly entertaining
I found this story to bit on the dull side. The author's descriptive style is amusing at times, though.
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