The Vampire's Valentine Surprise
A Nocturne Falls Short
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Narrated by:
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B. J. Harrison
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By:
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Kristen Painter
About this listen
Welcome to Nocturne Falls, the town that celebrates Halloween 365 days a year.
The tourists think it's all a show: the vampires, the werewolves, the witches, the occasional gargoyle flying through the sky. But the supernaturals populating the town know better. Living in Nocturne Falls means being yourself. Fangs, fur, and all.
When Delaney Ellingham enters the Nocturne Falls Valentine's Day Bake-Off, she has no idea that an old rival will create such havoc. Her husband, Hugh, and her friends all come to her aid, but even they can't guess the surprise that lies in store.
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love it
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Would you consider the audio edition of The Vampire's Valentine Surprise to be better than the print version?
I don't know, I've done this whole series in audio.What did you like best about this story?
I loved catching up with Delaney and Hugh, this book gives a short glimpse of their life about 9 months after their book finishes. It's wonderful to see how life is going for them.What about B. J. Harrison’s performance did you like?
Everything! I love B.J. Harrison's narration, he has such a lovely voice and he always manages to draw me into the story. As always everything about the narration is spot on, great voices and pacing.Any additional comments?
Another great addition to one of my favorite series, I can't wait for the next book to come out!Revisit Delaney and Hugh
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love this series
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Cute Quick Story
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Nocturne falls is my favorite fantasy world
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Adorable!
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lovely
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Nice Valentine Short
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Happy Surprise!
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