• The Ultimate Survival Guide to Being a Girl

  • On Love, Body Image, School, and Making It Through Life
  • By: Christina De Witte
  • Narrated by: Chloe Cannon
  • Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (4 ratings)

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The Ultimate Survival Guide to Being a Girl

By: Christina De Witte
Narrated by: Chloe Cannon
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Publisher's Summary

Addressing the struggles of young girls everywhere, this hilariously relatable comic guide to life provides real advice and encourages a new generation of teen girls to find confidence and embrace individuality.

With friends, love, social media, body image, and more - navigating young adulthood can seem impossible. The Ultimate Survival Guide to Being a Girl provides humorous and highly relatable guidelines for all of the struggles young girls face, presented in author Christina De Witte's signature comic style and told from the point of view of her lovable Instagram and Internet character, Chrostin. A Hyperbole and a Half for the young adult audience, the book includes comics and hands-on advice about serious issues like mental health and self-care, and also deals with questions on every young girl's mind, like "Can you survive on pizza alone?" 

Quirky, hilarious, and sincere, The Ultimate Survival Guide to Being a Girl empowers young women to challenge society's unrealistic standards of beauty and embrace their individuality. This is sure to be a favorite for teen girls. 

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©2018 Christina De Witte (P)2018 Hachette Audio

Critic Reviews

"The Ultimate Survival Guide to Being a Girl is jam-packed with amusing anecdotes and genuinely helpful advice for young women navigating the precarious teenage years." (Josh Shipp, author of The Teen's Guide to World Domination)

"[Chrostin's] highly relatable situations have made her every girl's best friend on Instagram." (Bored Panda)

"De Witte's message is simple but powerful. She wants to remind everyone with her comics that it's OK to feel like you're a total mess sometimes. That's something we can all relate to." (Upworthy)

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  • Daniela Grundelova
  • 02-10-19

Love it!!!

Love it!! It's soo inspiring! Best audio book ever for unsecure girls, it helped me a lot!!!