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The Ugly Christmas Sweater
- Narrated by: Joy Reade
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
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Seven reasons to never do a favor for your best friend:
- It’s an ugly sweater party
- The party is full of handsy executives
- It’s an ugly sweater party
- It’s an open bar and you need lots of alcohol to get through the party
- It’s an ugly sweater party
- Your friend leaves you to humiliate yourself in front of a sexy suit
- It’s an ugly sweater party
Being a good friend means attending a corporate Christmas party with the ugliest sweater your friend could find. Cierra is a good friend. Thankfully, for Cierra, the party has an open bar. Unlimited drinks and lowered inhibitions mix for the perfect concoction to humiliate herself with the sexiest man she’s ever met.
Justin knows the girl who threw up on his shoes at his company’s Christmas party. He just needs to remember where he’s seen her. Between her drunken slurs and unfiltered conversation, she is the most fascinating woman he’d ever met.
Christmas is the season filled with love and cheer. Will a woman with no filter and a billionaire CEO find a way to survive the season, fall in love and save an animal shelter in the process?
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Uproariously Hilarious!
I really do love this book and the cast of characters! ...And there are plenty of characters - old, young, and in the middle, cats, dogs, and a foul-mouthed bird.
I read this book last year. I had the pleasure of listening to the audio for the second time through with narrator Joy Reade. I enjoyed her voice as she brought the story to life. There isn't always much difference between characters' voices but overall, I liked her. Whether you prefer to read or listen, I'd recommend that you add this to your list of books to enjoy!
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