The UFO That Took Jesus: The Truth About Who Christ Was

By: Adrienne Jaffery

Narrated by: Megan Jeffery

Length: 1 hr and 25 mins

Publisher's Summary

Where did Jesus really go after he ascended? Will he come back?

The answers to these questions might not be what you expect. Our understanding of the life of Jesus and who he was is completely wrong.

What if Jesus came to teach humanity about a truth that we were not prepared for? As our scientific knowledge improves, so does our understanding of the past, and in this audiobook, the hidden secret about Jesus' identity is revealed for the first time. The implications of this truth could change how we perceive our origins, our future and why we are here...

Dive into this ground-breaking audiobook and find out for yourself what the Church fathers kept hidden from us and don't want you to know!

©2020 Adrienne Jaffery (P)2020 Adrienne Jaffery

Something extra floppy retarded and useless. Yay!

In the 1st chapter the author aims a question at herself and any misfortunate reader as she 'delves into the meat of the claim' Why even write a book at all?? or tackle the subject or go about the stupid quandary however you want to justify dedicating 1 hour and 50 some odd seconds to the most absurd and ridiculous half intelligent fart noise conspiracy theory while claiming to have a masters in theology when You only impact The Bible his probably had on her life was if it was the heavy object that struck her in the head causing brain damage and permanent retardation which played a major contributing factor to the creation of this poopy mess that for even a slow reader perhaps that of a large toddlarge tobber is just useless depressing garbage for the sake of useless depressing list of pressing garbage you can listen to and read. God help us if this author decides to write another book. God save the poor sap who stumbles upon it and actually waste whatever amount of time it takes to hear out more garbage depressing poopy Jobble works together shit babble. If there were pages to this book it would be better made use for wiping buttholes.

Hot garbage

Apart from the ASMR voices reading of this (don't listen while driving or operating heavy machinery), the book has many flaws.

The author makes large leaps in logic. After quoting various verses, she gives a general description of what it COULD mean, than leaps to the strangest conclusions. The book is bad by even the author's own definition. She states in the beginning that a good book includes many facts, then proceeds to admit her book is primarily speculation.

The only solace I take in actually paying for this nonsense, is that I get to leave this review, and make fun of it later.

Hail Nimrod.

GREAT 👍🏼

More, more, more!!
I have been saying the same for over 32 years!!!
This is one of the best possible, logical theories yet.
Keep up the great work, and please write more.
Thank you—

Funny read for sure

I bought this book entirely because it was something I thought would brighten my Saturday and it accomplished that. As an academic work it's complete trash, but as a comedy it's pretty top tier.
I will say I am disturbed by how intellectually dishonest this book is. It makes statements about both the biblical text, tradition, common interpretation, and history that are simply incorrect. the author cherry picks biblical references that support there thesis while either ignoring or "discrediting" any verse they disagree with. they also sight quite excessively from the non canonical gospel of Thomas. Accepted by nearly all Christians of every tradition as entirely false scripture due to many clear issues with it's authorship, date of writing, and archaeological history.
Again, if you choose to read this book for a laugh, enjoy. If you expect anything remotely research based, move right along

Weak Assessment - unconvincing story

Not sure why I kept seeing an ad for this. I have studied theology and thought this was a very portly constructed argument, full of logical fallacies and assumptions. Interesting plot but pretty weightless.

Validation of My own Beliefs.

I thoroughly enjoyed it. The references were the most important part because it allows anyone to check the origin of the speculation. Very reminiscent of 'The Watchers' by Raymond Fowler, Betty Anreasson Lucas's UFO abduction case. I'm a Firm Believer that there is so much more to the story of Jesus and Mankind. It is irresponsible NOT to apply and adapt the newly learned information, archeological discoveries, terminology and technology when addressing ancient times. We must move beyond the Fear of blasphemy, sacrilegious faith and Heretical views in order to correctly comprehend the matter of Ascension, Death and Energy.

I just finished listening and have already forwarded this link to several friends and relatives. Being a 'victim' of the Bible Belt mentality has labeled me a delusional conspiracy theorist, but, my personal experiences and even encounters, (which I won't go into on here) have led me to believe it is my purpose to wake people up to a new and more accurate understanding of Jesus and his teachings. I personally feel that if I can Bridge Quantum Physics and Metaphysics to a level of basic knowledge, the Spiritual Enlightenment intended would be accessible to all. My challenge is finding a way to communicate that to a Faith Based (and literally scared of going to Hell based) people. God Help me! (no pun intended.) This audio book will make my purpose easier. Thank you for such a wonderful, enlightening work.

Interesting but lacking

Spent too much time trying to tell the listener she is not a quack. Had very interesting points but not well laid out.