The Toxic Travel Guide
Ireland as You’ve Never Seen It Before
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Frankie McNamara
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Frankie McNamara
About this listen
Ireland’s Instagram sensation Meditations for the Anxious Mind takes us on a trip around Ireland of the likes you’ve never seen before, from the trolley-filled Liffey to the glamour of Navan.
Ever been curious about Limerick’s ancient mysteries or wondered what secrets Drogheda might hold? Well now you can visit the trolleys in the Liffey from the comfort of your armchair and learn the lesser-known facts about Ireland’s greatest dumps.
Did you know that there’s no crime in Stoneybatter, because every time a fixie gets stolen they just say it happened in Cabra?
Did you know people from Galway have a genetic defect that makes them think they built Supermacs themselves?
Did you know that no one in Cork City can remember anyone’s name, which is why Corkonians are either called ‘bai’, ‘kid’ or ‘girl’?
Why not go off the beaten track with Meditations for the Anxious Mind’s Toxic Travel Guide and laugh your way around Ireland. We did the research so you don’t have to smell the bin juice.
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