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The Reptile Room
- A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 2
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
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Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent children. They are charming, and resourceful, and have pleasant facial features. Unfortunately, they are exceptionally unlucky.
In the first two books alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, a lumpy bed, a deadly serpent, a large brass reading lamp, a long knife, and a terrible odor.
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- Alex
- 04-28-16
Woah
So these are great books and I love them dearly, but I have never appreciated them half so much as I do when hearing them read by Tim Curry. Curry's Olaf (or, if you like, Stephano) may well give me nightmares into my 80s. His reading of Snicket brought me to laughter and his Beaudelaire orphans very nearly brought me to tears. This, as I said, a wonderful book, but Tim Curry's reading of it makes it at least twice as good.
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- Brianne
- 06-15-17
My kids love it!
13 year old, 10 year old and 7 year old really loved listening to this series on a long road trip. This saved our sanity!!!
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- RedMozi
- 04-30-15
My favorite in the series (so far)
So far I've read through book 9 and this has been my favorite. This part of the story really engages the reader and leaves you excited to see what happens next.
Tim Currys reading is icing on the cake.
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- morgan
- 04-13-18
Narration
I didn’t think I’d like the Tim curry narration but it’s much better than the actual author
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- K8e
- 04-06-17
Tim Curry and Lemony Snicket = brilliant
such a great story to listen to! Tim Curry does a brilliant job narrating. the story is dark and humorous, and curry captures it perfectly.
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-07-17
Great story made better by Tim Curry's narration!
I've always loved Tim Curry as a performer. This was a real treat to get to have him read to me! He really brought everyone to life....very glad I got these books!
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- Caitlin McQueen
- 08-22-22
Monty
I have loved these books for years. I love Tim Curry, but his voice for Uncle Monty just butchered this book for me. Made me think of Nigel Thornberry.
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- Xochitl
- 02-11-22
TIM CURRY?!
The masterpiece of a children book “lemony snicket” created with its fantastic lessons and beautiful emotion is AMPLIFIED by the narration of the brilliant Tim Curry. I loved every moment
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- Reese
- 01-12-22
Good but no Warburton
love the story. I give it 4 because Tim Curry is very talented, but I've grown attached to Patrick Warburton as Lemony Snicket. Nothing else can completely satisfy now.
I also felt this was MUCH better than the full cast version.
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- mitchell ryan
- 11-08-21
Fantastic
Tim curry once again puts on another astounding performance! His portrayal of Olaf is phenomenal and I could listen to it all day long.
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- carly
- 05-03-21
flamewhizz
a perfect audiobook for the Netflix serie and captures th personality of klaus sunny,violet
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-24-22
Good
Amazing story anout the netflix tv show better than the book and tv show. :)
AMAZING
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- Alex Wagenberg
- 04-12-20
Great book
I loved the actually story however the narrator ruined the excitement. Either way
a good book to buy
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- René Signoret
- 07-28-15
loved Tim Curry
this was my first audio book. I really loved Tim Curry. also I like the way Lemony Snicket wrote this book.
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- Miss Dawn Keefe
- 03-30-15
Amazing narration ..
Tim curry really brought this story to life with his fabulous array of voices !
Loved it ! Fantastic !
Dawn Stroud adult
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Even though his awful great-aunt Gertrudis doesn't approve, Micah believes in the stories his dying grandpa Ephraim tells him of the magical Circus Mirandus: the invisible tiger guarding the gates, the beautiful flying birdwoman, and the magician more powerful than any other - the Man Who Bends Light. Finally Grandpa Ephraim offers proof. The circus is real. And the lightbender owes Ephraim a miracle.
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3 out of 5 stars
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This book was okay.
- By Sara on 02-08-16
By: Cassie Beasley
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The Strange Case of the Alchemist's Daughter
- By: Theodora Goss
- Narrated by: Kate Reading
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,301
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,942
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,927
Mary Jekyll, alone and penniless following her parents' deaths, is curious about the secrets of her father's mysterious past. One clue in particular hints that Edward Hyde, her father's former friend and a murderer, may be nearby, and there is a reward for information leading to his capture...a reward that would solve all of her immediate financial woes. But her hunt leads her to Hyde's daughter, Diana, a feral child left to be raised by nuns.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Cute, erratic, sloppy but not without charm
- By Rachel on 07-07-17
By: Theodora Goss
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The Eyre Affair
- A Thursday Next Novel
- By: Jasper Fforde
- Narrated by: Susan Duerden
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,595
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,086
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,088
In Jasper Fforde's Great Britain, circa 1985, time travel is routine, cloning is a reality (dodos are the resurrected pet of choice), and literature is taken very, very seriously. England is a virtual police state where an aunt can get lost (literally) in a Wordsworth poem and forging Byronic verse is a punishable offense. All this is business as usual for Thursday Next, renowned Special Operative in literary detection.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Worthy Read
- By chicagoalum on 01-21-10
By: Jasper Fforde
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The Wide Window
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #3
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Lemony Snicket
- Length: 3 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,249
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 969
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 961
If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should know this: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are kindhearted and quick-witted, but their lives, I am sorry to say, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and this one may be the worst of them all.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Snickett Should Stick to Writing
- By Morro on 11-22-04
By: Lemony Snicket
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If You're Reading This, It's Too Late
- By: Pseudonymous Bosch
- Narrated by: Joshua Swanson
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 57
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 48
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 47
Dangerous secrets lie in the audio of this book. Okay, I warned you. But if you think I'll give anything away or tell you that this is the sequel to my first literary endeavor, The Name of This Book Is Secret, you're wrong. I'm not going to remind you of how we last left our heroes, Cass and Max-Ernest, as they awaited initiation into the mysterious Terces Society, or the ongoing fight against the evil Dr. L and Ms. Mauvais.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Interestingly Invigorating
- By ProtoFreeze on 01-06-20
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Psycho
- By: Robert Bloch
- Narrated by: Richard Powers
- Length: 5 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,878
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,653
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,652
It was a dark and stormy night when Mary Crane glimpsed the unlit neon sign announcing the vacancy at the Bates Motel. Exhausted, lost, and at the end of her rope, she was eager for a hot shower and a bed for the night. Her room was musty, but clean, and the manager seemed nice, if a little odd.
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4 out of 5 stars
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We all go a little crazy sometimes
- By sophieinwonderland on 02-22-09
By: Robert Bloch
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Circus Mirandus
- By: Cassie Beasley
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 267
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 226
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 225
Even though his awful great-aunt Gertrudis doesn't approve, Micah believes in the stories his dying grandpa Ephraim tells him of the magical Circus Mirandus: the invisible tiger guarding the gates, the beautiful flying birdwoman, and the magician more powerful than any other - the Man Who Bends Light. Finally Grandpa Ephraim offers proof. The circus is real. And the lightbender owes Ephraim a miracle.
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3 out of 5 stars
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This book was okay.
- By Sara on 02-08-16
By: Cassie Beasley
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The Strange Case of the Alchemist's Daughter
- By: Theodora Goss
- Narrated by: Kate Reading
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,301
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,942
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,927
Mary Jekyll, alone and penniless following her parents' deaths, is curious about the secrets of her father's mysterious past. One clue in particular hints that Edward Hyde, her father's former friend and a murderer, may be nearby, and there is a reward for information leading to his capture...a reward that would solve all of her immediate financial woes. But her hunt leads her to Hyde's daughter, Diana, a feral child left to be raised by nuns.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Cute, erratic, sloppy but not without charm
- By Rachel on 07-07-17
By: Theodora Goss
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The Eyre Affair
- A Thursday Next Novel
- By: Jasper Fforde
- Narrated by: Susan Duerden
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,595
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,086
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,088
In Jasper Fforde's Great Britain, circa 1985, time travel is routine, cloning is a reality (dodos are the resurrected pet of choice), and literature is taken very, very seriously. England is a virtual police state where an aunt can get lost (literally) in a Wordsworth poem and forging Byronic verse is a punishable offense. All this is business as usual for Thursday Next, renowned Special Operative in literary detection.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Worthy Read
- By chicagoalum on 01-21-10
By: Jasper Fforde
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The Book of Tomorrow
- A Novel
- By: Cecelia Ahern
- Narrated by: Ali Coffey
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 78
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 61
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Story4 out of 5 stars 61
Born into the lap of luxury and comfortable in the here and now, spoiled, tempestuous Tamara Goodwin has never had to look to the future, until the abrupt death of her father leaves her and her mother a mountain of debt and forces them to move in with Tamara's peculiar aunt and uncle in a tiny countryside village. Tamara is lonely and bored, with a traveling library as her only diversion....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another fabulous book by Cecelia Ahern
- By always reading on 09-14-12
By: Cecelia Ahern
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The Boy in t