
The New New Rules
A Funny Look at How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
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From best-selling author and host of HBO's Real Time, Bill Maher's new book of political riffs serves up a savagely funny set of rules for preserving sanity in an insane world.
A follow-up to the New York Times best-selling The New Rules, The New New Rules delivers a series of hilarious, intelligent rants on everything from same-sex marriage to health care, from Republican agendas to celebrity meltdowns, with all the razor-sharp insight that has made Bill Maher one of the most influential comedic voices shaping the political debate today. With another presidential campaign on the horizon and a stellar set of real-life characters to have fun with - "New Rule: If Charlie Sheen's home life means he can't have a TV show, then I say Newt Gingrich can't be president" - this enlightening and important book may be the best thing you pretend to read all year.
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- MolecularMuse
- 04-16-13
Humorous but can get a bit repetitive
What was the most compelling aspect of this narrative?
True to his show, Bill Maher uses humor to entertain while discussing various political points.
Any additional comments?
I listened to this on one of my long drives. I enjoyed the humor however I did find the use of "new rule" repetitive and on occasion mildly annoying. Aside from that it was enjoyable to listen to and I'd still recommend others give it a chance.
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- 04-10-12
Awesome
As ruthless as usual, the cross reference among topics is brilliant. Basically everyone had it coming! Still comparing Americans to the French is my favorite...
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- 07-17-16
Hilarious!
Classic Bill Maher. Great insight. Funny shit! Resonates in today's politics and society. Definite recommend.
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- William C Cady
- 07-20-24
This book represents the ways I truly feel
I had no truly complaints and even I did. I was forgotten about. I myself has my head up my ass, even thoseI knew a few that has their heads shove deep up there ass.
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- Dave Cook
- 12-26-11
If you watch his show...
What made the experience of listening to The New New Rules the most enjoyable?
It was fun to be reminded again of his New Rules.
What did you like best about this story?
Bill Maher's New Rule can be the best part of his show. Maher has a comic timing and phrasing that I like.
Have you listened to any of Bill Maher’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Yes, about the same.
Any additional comments?
The New Rules are really old New Rules from his show. It would have been better if there had been some new New Rules. But maybe, I have my head up my....
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- 10-14-22
Many hours of a brief show segment
I thought Bill had borrowed the phrase "New Rules" from his show for the book title. I didn't realize that the book is quite literally hours upon hours of the New Rules segment. I guess I shouldn't have been surprised, but I didn't think you could get a whole book out of the New Rules but of his show. It kind of drags after a while, much as I like Maher.
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- Patguir
- 12-26-11
Entertaining and clever
What made the experience of listening to The New New Rules the most enjoyable?
The way he views people and current events, it's very insightful and critical but funny.
What was one of the most memorable moments of The New New Rules?
Can't say, too much content to pick one single thing.
What about Bill Maher???s performance did you like?
The way he expresses his ideas.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
It made me laugh, of course.
Any additional comments?
Yes, he shoud make more audio version of his shows available for those of us who do not have access to his TV appearances.
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- Gabriela Maura
- 03-26-12
Entertaining Light Reading
I love Bill Maher, so most of what he says, I agree with. That may not be the case for others. I thoroughly enjoyed the book. I was looking for something light and funny, and this book fit that perfectly.
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- Lalania
- 12-26-11
One of my best buys so far!
If you could sum up The New New Rules in three words, what would they be?
Thought-provoking, intelligent, and FUNNY. Makes you say
What was the most compelling aspect of this narrative?
No one else could have narrated this book! Maher was perfectly himself!
What does Bill Maher bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
His own wit and sarcastic humor! LOVE it!
If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?
Get your head out of your ass!!!
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- Kelz
- 05-24-12
I LOVE BILL MAHER!!!!
Would you listen to The New New Rules again? Why?
He is hilarious and keeps us all honest!!
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I laughes soo hard, I cried!! I watch him every friday on HBO when he is in season so, I'm use to new rules. I love them!!
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