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The Matter of the Duct Tape Tuxedo
- And Other Impossible Crime Short Stories (Captain Heinz Noonan, the "Bearded Holmes", Book 1)
- Narrated by: Henry Marshall
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Captain Heinz Noonan, master of the impossible crime, is called upon to solve the most puzzling of riddles. If it's odd, you call Noonan. Why, for instance, would someone steal 200 garden gnomes and then leave them in a pattern across a city? Better yet, how can air cargo increase in weight as it flies and how can a century old Tong high-binder warrior appear in a locked warehouse and then disappear in a cloud of smoke? And why would anyone want to steal anything from a garbage dump? See if you can solve these unusual mysteries faster than the “bearded Holmes” of the Sandersonville police department. Oh, then there is the theft of 8,000 gallons of water, a reappearing coelacanth, the theft of some Komodo dragon trousers and, of course, a missing duct tape tuxedo. The perfect who dun what for your bookshelf and enjoyment.
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- Jess H.
- 01-28-20
fun and silly
some fun, silly, short stories. easy to listen to, entertaining, different stories. the narrator did a good job.
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- terricj
- 05-19-21
A bit of fun
This collection of short stories are fun and random!
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- Pattwee
- 05-16-21
Intrigue
Interesting and witty collection of crime stories brought to Captain Noonan to solve
Well narrated
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- Longears
- 11-14-20
Tall tales and smart solutions
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Everyone is always telling Stone Barrington that he’s too smart to be a cop, but it’s pure luck that places him on the streets in the dead of night, just in time to witness the horrifying incident that turns his life inside out. Suddenly he is on the front page of every New York newspaper and his life is hopelessly entwined in the increasingly shocking life (and perhaps death) of Sasha Nijinsky, the country’s hottest and most beautiful television anchorwoman.
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Ridiculous
- By laall on 11-11-13
By: Stuart Woods
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The Lizard King
- The True Crimes and Passions of the World's Greatest Reptile Smugglers
- By: Bryan Christy
- Narrated by: Tony Ward
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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When Bryan Christy began to investigate the world of reptile smuggling, he had no idea what he would be in for. In the course of his research, he was bitten between the eyes by a blood python, chased by a mother alligator, and sprayed by a bird-eating tarantula. But perhaps more dangerous was coming face to face with Michael J. Van Nostrand, owner of Strictly Reptiles, a thriving family business in Hollywood, Florida.
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Snakes on a plane!!!
- By Kim on 02-13-14
By: Bryan Christy
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Friday the Rabbi Slept Late
- A Rabbi Small Mystery, Book 1
- By: Harry Kemelman
- Narrated by: George Guidall
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Young and unassuming Rabbi David Small sorts through puzzling pieces of mysteries with logic straight from the Talmud. In Friday the Rabbi Slept Late, a shocking discovery on the temple grounds threatens to ruin both the diligent rabbi and the entire Jewish community at Barnard’s Crossing. Unaware that his congregation is grumbling about his rumpled appearance and absent-minded manner, Rabbi Small spends long hours poring over scholarly books.
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I slept late too, because i was up late listening.
- By DARBY KERN on 12-19-12
By: Harry Kemelman
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Hidden
- By: Fern Michaels
- Narrated by: Eva Kaminsky
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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When a brother-and-sister team uncover dangerous information hidden in an antique, they have no one to turn to but themselves in the first installment in a suspenseful new series by legendary, number one New York Times best-selling author Fern Michaels.
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Great Light Reading
- By Kindle Customer on 02-07-22
By: Fern Michaels
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Lady Justice Takes a C.R.A.P.
- City Retiree Action Patrol, Book 1
- By: Robert Thornhill
- Narrated by: George Kuch
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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How old is too old to dream? Walt Williams always dreamed of being a hero. When retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be, Walt decides it's the perfect time to achieve his dream and give Lady Justice a helping hand. So he decides to become a cop! Follow Walt as he leaves the real-estate world and retirement to solve crime and bring perps to justice. It's a bumpy but often hilarious ride. Walt and Ox, his partner in the Kansas City police department, find very unorthodox ways of bringing criminals to justice.
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Book 1
- By zoe on 12-20-16
By: Robert Thornhill
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One Dead Lady
- An Absolutely Gripping JR Steele Detective Murder Mystery
- By: Bradford G. Wheler
- Narrated by: F.C. McAllister
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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A 17-year-old case comes back to haunt JR Steele, a semi-retired private investigator. The Army veteran and former police detective has been working as a gunsmith, trying to get by. The blonde who walked into the gun shop yesterday asking for his help is now dead. Death and destruction force him back in the game. But is he still up to the task?
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Excellent book.
- By Jeff Trevino on 09-02-20
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Glen & Tyler's Honeymoon Adventure
- By: JB Sanders
- Narrated by: Brian Rollins
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Tyler can't inherit unless he gets married... and when Glen proposes, hijinks ensue. Follow the guys on their world-spanning adventure as they defeat mobsters, an evil step-mother, a rakish brother-in-law and pirates. No, really - pirates! Plus, there's an underground super-base. And hockey. Come for the romance, stay for the hockey.
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LOVE THESE GUYS!!!
- By Annie The Audible Addict!!! on 08-26-15
By: JB Sanders
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Weekend Warriors
- Sisterhood, Book 1
- By: Fern Michaels
- Narrated by: Laural Merlington
- Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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On the surface, these seven women are as different as can be - but each has had her share of bad luck, from cheating husbands to sexist colleagues to a legal system that often doesn't do its job. Now, drawn together by tragedy, they're forging a bond that will help them right the wrongs committed against them and discover an inner strength they didn't know they had. The Sisterhood is learning that when bad things happen, you can roll over and play dead...or you can get up fighting...
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Weekend Warriors
- By Ms Mare on 04-04-09
By: Fern Michaels
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The Blessing Way
- By: Tony Hillerman
- Narrated by: George Guidall
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Homicide is always an abomination, but there is something exceptionally disturbing about the victim discovered in a high, lonely place: a corpse with a mouth full of sand, abandoned at a crime scene seemingly devoid of tracks or useful clues. Though it goes against his better judgment, Navajo tribal police lieutenant Joe Leaphorn cannot help but suspect the hand of a supernatural killer.
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A 'Blessing' Indeed!
- By Carole T. on 03-15-16
By: Tony Hillerman
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The Hanged Man's Noose
- A Glass Dolphin Mystery
- By: Judy Penz Sheluk
- Narrated by: Suzanne T. Fortin
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Journalist Emily Garland lands a plum assignment as the editor of a niche magazine based in Lount’s Landing, a small town named after a colorful 19th-century Canadian traitor. As she interviews the local business owners for the magazine, Emily quickly learns that many people are unhappy with real estate mogul Garrett Stonehaven’s plans to convert an old schoolhouse into a mega-box store. At the top of that list is Arabella Carpenter, the outspoken owner of an antiques shop, who will do just about anything to preserve the integrity of the town’s historic Main Street.
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A nice easy read.
- By cosmitron on 06-09-18
By: Judy Penz Sheluk
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In Plain Sight
- Arcane Casebook, Book 1
- By: Dan Willis
- Narrated by: Vic Mignogna
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
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When a magical plague is released in a Depression-era New York soup kitchen, private detective Alex Lockerby finds himself in a desperate hunt to catch a madman before he can strike again. His investigations lead Alex to a famous thief, a daring heist, and the search for a mythic book of ancient magic, but none of that brings him any closer to finding the man responsible for the massacre. With the police and New York’s Council of Sorcerers desperate to find the culprit, Alex becomes a suspect himself, thanks to his ties to the priest who ran the soup kitchen.