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Story4 out of 5 stars 352
What do the lives of Lincoln, Helen Keller, Joan of Arc, and other historical figures have in common with Paula Poundstone? In the hands of this wryly observant and self-deprecating comedian, the answer is outrageously funny and unexpectedly touching. Poundstone compares her crazy life to theirs, as she holds forth on her children, her career, and the time in her life when it appeared she would lose them both.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More!
- By Evelyn on 02-11-07
By: Paula Poundstone
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Jeneration X
- One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner
- By: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 293
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 261
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 258
In Such a Pretty Fat, Jen Lancaster learned how to come to terms with her body. In My Fair Lazy, she expanded her mind. Now, the New York Times best-selling author gives herself - and her generation - a kick in the X, by facing her greatest challenge to date: acting her age. Jen is finally ready to put away childish things (except her Barbie Styling Head, of course) and embrace the investment-making, mortgage-carrying, life insurance-having adult she's become.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Super Jen Lancaster Fans Be Warned...
- By Amazon Customer on 05-02-12
By: Jen Lancaster
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Stories I'd Tell in Bars
- By: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster, John Fletcher
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 349
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 313
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Story4 out of 5 stars 310
Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Older, but not wiser, Lancaster goes back to basics in this hilarious essay collection about everything from taking community policing classes to accidentally getting high with her waiter after a fancy dinner. These are the tales she'd tell if she met you in a bar... if she weren't too lazy to put on pants and go to a bar. Offering advice ranging from how to remain happily married to a man who refuses to blow his damn nose already to not creating An Incident at the cheese counter during an attempt at Whole30, she's you, only louder.
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2 out of 5 stars
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self absorbed
- By D D H on 06-15-19
By: Jen Lancaster
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I Know I Am, But What Are You?
- By: Samantha Bee
- Narrated by: Samantha Bee
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,633
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,376
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,370
Critics have called her “sweet, adorable, and vicious.” But there is so much more to be said about Samantha Bee. For one, she’s Canadian - whatever that means. And now, she opens up for the very first time about her checkered Canadian past. With charming candor, she admits to her Lennie from Of Mice and Men-style love of baby animals, her teenage crime spree as one-half of a car-thieving couple, and the fact that strangers seem compelled to show her their genitals.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I gotta ramble.
- By Megan on 01-08-11
By: Samantha Bee
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You're on an Airplane
- A Self-Mythologizing Memoir
- By: Parker Posey
- Narrated by: Parker Posey
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 687
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 630
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 625
Have you ever wondered what it would be like talk to Parker Posey? On an airplane, with Parker as your seat companion, perhaps? Parker’s irreverent, hilarious, and enchanting memoir gives you the incredible opportunity. Full of personal stories, whimsical how-tos, recipes, and beautiful handmade collages created by the author herself, You’re on an Airplane is a delight in every way.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Sadly So Boring I Couldn't Finish
- By Robert R. on 08-04-18
By: Parker Posey
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Rhett & Link's Book of Mythicality
- A Field Guide to Curiosity, Creativity, and Tomfoolery
- By: Rhett McLaughlin, Link Neal
- Narrated by: Link Neal, Rhett McLaughlin
- Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,429
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,095
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,079
From YouTube superstars and creators of Good Mythical Morning comes the ultimate guide to living a "mythical" life, featuring stories from their lifelong friendship as well as tips for laughing more, learning more, and never taking yourself too seriously.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Great as a companion to actual book.
- By Jollymon on 10-20-17
By: Rhett McLaughlin, and others
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Belle Weather
- Mostly Sunny With a Chance of Hissy Fits
- By: Celia Rivenbark
- Narrated by: Celia Rivenbark
- Length: 4 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 121
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 82
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Story4 out of 5 stars 81
No matter what side of the Mason-Dixon line you live on, you will find Celia Rivenbark's hilarious observations about Southern living as easy as a tall drink of sweet tea on a hundred-degree day.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A darn funny listen y'all
- By Teresa on 12-13-08
By: Celia Rivenbark
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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
- By: Celia Rivenbark
- Narrated by: Celia Rivenbark
- Length: 3 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 143
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 108
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 109
From the author of the best-selling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier and Bless Your Heart, Tramp comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Can I have a translated version?
- By David on 10-30-11
By: Celia Rivenbark
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Daddy, Stop Talking
- And Other Things My Kids Want But Won't Be Getting
- By: Adam Carolla
- Narrated by: Adam Carolla
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,511
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,363
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,362
Adam rips parenthood a new one, telling it straight about what adults must do if they don't want to have to support their kids forever. Using his own crappy childhood as a cautionary tale, and touting the pitfalls of the kind of helicopter parenting so pervasive today, Daddy, Stop Talking is the only parenting book you should ever read.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More than just hilarious
- By Sparky on 07-29-15
By: Adam Carolla
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Miss Fortune
- Fresh Perspectives on Having It All from Someone Who Is Not Okay
- By: Lauren Weedman
- Narrated by: Lauren Weedman
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 43
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 40
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 39
Lauren Weedman is not okay. She's living what should be the good life in sunny Los Angeles. After a gig as a correspondent with The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, she scored parts in blockbuster movies, which led to memorable recurring roles on HBO's Hung and Looking. She had a loving husband and an adorable baby boy. In these comedic essays, she turns a piercingly observant, darkly funny lens on the ways her life is actually not okay.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Good
- By Ajules29 on 04-02-16
By: Lauren Weedman
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Sprinkle Glitter on My Grave
- Observations, Rants, and Other Uplifting Thoughts About Life
- By: Jill Kargman
- Narrated by: Jill Kargman
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 125
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 115
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 113
The star of Bravo's breakout scripted comedy Odd Mom Out shares her razor-sharp wit and backhanded wisdom in a deeply observed and outrageously funny collection of musings, lists, essays, and outrages.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Really annoying
- By E.R. on 10-06-16
By: Jill Kargman
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Excuse Me While I Disappear
- Tales of Midlife Mayhem
- By: Laurie Notaro
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 195
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 178
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 178
Laurie Notaro has proved everyone wrong: she didn’t end up in rehab, prison, or cremated at a tender age. She just went gray. At past fifty, every hair’s root is a symbol of knowledge (she knows how to use a landline), experience (she rode in a car with no seat belts), and superpowers (a gray-haired lady can get away with anything). Though navigating midlife is initially upsetting—the cracking noises coming from her new old body, receiving regular junk mail from mortuaries—Laurie accepts it. And then some.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Meh. Maybe funnier with a different narrator
- By TK on 12-19-22
By: Laurie Notaro
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Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Dungeons & Dragons
- One Woman's Quest to Trade Self-Help for Elf-Help
- By: Shelly Mazzanoble
- Narrated by: Kathleen McInerney
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 56
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 50
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Story4 out of 5 stars 50
With tongue-in-cheek humor, the creator of the award-winning Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress takes on the self-help section, proving that the benefits of the Dungeons & Dragons game goes far beyond simple entertainment.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A Different Take On Things
- By Ronn McCarrick on 07-13-18
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Let's Pretend This Never Happened
- A Mostly True Memoir
- By: Jenny Lawson
- Narrated by: Jenny Lawson
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 8,162
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7,427
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Story4 out of 5 stars 7,421
For fans of Tina Fey and David Sedaris - Internet star Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her literary debut. Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our lives - the ones we'd like to pretend never happened - are in fact the ones that define us. In Let's Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson takes readers on a hilarious journey recalling her bizarre upbringing in rural Texas, her devastatingly awkward high school years, and her relationship with her long-suffering husband, Victor.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Actually, not for fans of Sedaris and Fey
- By BostonMom on 04-29-12
By: Jenny Lawson
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Everything Is Awful
- And Other Observations
- By: Matt Bellassai
- Narrated by: Matt Bellassai
- Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,030
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 949
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Story4 out of 5 stars 945
From the break-out star of BuzzFeed and the People's Choice Award-winning comedian comes a collection of hilariously anguished essays chronicling awful moments from his life so far, the humiliations of being an adult, and other little indignities. Matt Bellassai has no idea what he's doing. Well, to be fair, he did become semi-Internet famous by getting drunk at work, making him a socially-acceptable - nay - professional alcoholic. He's got some things figured out. But the rest is all just a terrible, disgusting mess.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Audio Book I’ve heard ever.
- By M on 11-23-17
By: Matt Bellassai
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The Funny Thing Is...
- By: Ellen DeGeneres
- Narrated by: Ellen DeGeneres
- Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,110
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 577
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Story4 out of 5 stars 567
Ellen DeGeneres published her first book of comic essays, the #1 best selling My Point...and I Do Have One, way back in 1996. Not one to rest on her laurels, the witty star of stage and screen has since dedicated her life to writing a hilarious new book. That book is this audiobook.
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3 out of 5 stars
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starts out hilarious
- By Victoria on 11-12-03
By: Ellen DeGeneres
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Ali in Wonderland
- And Other Tall Tales
- By: Ali Wentworth
- Narrated by: Ali Wentworth
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 360
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 321
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Story4 out of 5 stars 321
Growing up in a family of political journalists - and daughter of President Reagan’s White House social secretary - Ali Wentworth rebelled against her blue-blood upbringing, embracing Hollywood, motorcycles, even a few wildly inappropriate marriage proposals. Today she is an acclaimed comedic actress and writer, former Oprah regular, wife of political and media star George Stephanopoulos, and a mother who lets her two girls eat cotton candy before bed. Though she’s settled down, her rebellious nature thrives in her comedy and her view of her crazy world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Suprised that I liked it
- By colleen on 05-20-12
By: Ali Wentworth