The Indispensable Guide to the World of the Immortal Waiter

By: Ronald Mindzak

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

This is a fictional, first-person guide to the world of the Immortal Waiter.
Reality ends at the period at the end of this sentence.
The rest was written by the man foolish enough to accept an invitation into the Time Merchant Café.
Through the eyes of a reluctant, retired engineer, I walk you through selected journals written by the Immortal Waiter himself. At his request, I turned those journals into novels—some based on research and conversations, others written (terrifyingly) from my actually being there.
Follow the Waiter as he uses his questionable moral compass to help individuals choose a “better” future—better according to him, not them. He benefits from the outcomes in ways that are sometimes… disconcerting.
In other novels, the Waiter saves civilization itself. He enjoys fine wine and exceptional food—but only in a world worth living in. Are his motives altruistic, selfish, or something in between? That’s for you to decide.
This guide is short (about a 15-minute read), humorous, and costs 99 cents. If you don’t like it, you’re free to say so—I can take it. But I think you’ll enjoy it.
Thanks for reading this far.
— Ron