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Publisher's Summary

The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories is a hilarious addition to Patrick F. McManus’s existing work in humor. The author weighs in on his childhood, everyday life, and outdoor tales with his typical exaggerated commentary that will elicit a belly laugh from all types of listeners.

Read about the antics of Patrick’s friends Rancid Crabtree and Retch Sweeney in such stories as “Shaping Up for the Hunt” and “Bear Hunters”. McManus plays off the recent obsession with hoarders in his surprising story “The Lady Who Kept Things”. In the titular story, meet Patrick’s horse, Huckleberry, and enjoy the experience of all the problems that come along with owning your own horse - or keeping him in the garage.

Other great stories include “Catch-And-Eaters”, about the importance of a forked stick when fishing; “$7000 TV Historical Extravaganza”, a look at one director’s loose interpretation of historical accuracy and political correctness; “A Lake Too Far”, concerning the woes of Patrick and his wife, Bun, on a fateful birding trip in Australia; and “Chicken Chronicles”, which involves Patrick’s memory of wandering around naked in the chicken yard when guests came to call.

So pull up a chair, sit back, and enjoy laughing to the hilarious adventures of Patrick F. McManus in The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories.

©2012 Patrick F. McManus (P)2012 Audible, Inc.

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The Most Laughs from McManus' books despite flaws

This audio book by Patrick McManus generated the most laughs throughout than any of the other books of his that I've listened to.

However, even though the Introduction explained that this compilation came from a stack of unpublished stories, and that some of the stories would be similar to previously published stories, there was still what appeared to be a serious flaw in editing or proofreading. Yes, some stories were recognizable, although told differently - showing how an writer can use different takes on the same concept. However, I was baffled to hear what seemed to be the same story twice in this audio book.

After listening to a number of Patrick McManus' books narrated by Norman Dietz, in the voice of an older man, slightly gravelly, it was a bit disconcerting to hear these stories, some of which seem to be told in the format of a man recalling his youth, told in the voice of a younger man. While Sean Pratt did an admirable job, with good timing to get the laughs, his voice has such clarity and lacks age, so it was sometimes a strange fit.

I really enjoyed the fire watcher article and the story about making a history film documentary on a low budget. Of course, the rest of the characters were just as enjoyable as ever.

Lots of laughs were evenly scattered throughout, and much appreciated too.

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WE REALLY ENJOY PATRICK MCMANUS!

As much as I like Mr. McManus, I just could not finish listening to this book. I tried several times. I think the reader would be great with a novel, but after hearing other McManus books read out loud, this was just droll and boring. We've read all of his books out loud as a family so I was hoping for a winner. I'm sorry, I really tried to enjoy it. Read it yourself and laugh out loud!

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Didn’t do it for me

I didn’t listen more than an hour so maybe it got better ... but it just seemed like boasting to me.

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Always been a fan

We’ve always read hard copies of Patrick McManus’s books, we have them all in our library. His books were about the only ones we could get our oldest son(a hunting and fishing enthusiast) to read, wonder why😁 This was our first audible book of his. What a fantastic’read’. We’ve laughed and thoroughly enjoyed listening. And the narrator Sean Pratt was exceptional!!

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Love the different versions!

As noted at the first of this book, it contains many stories that might be familiar! But as you listen, you find your self laughing at the different ending or alternative version of the story!

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Comedy gold

Patrick McManus is hilarious and timeless. Give it a listen and enjoy the journey of his life

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i just love McManus!

i've been reading McManus ever since i was young, before which my parents read him to me. we are big fans and i was thrilled to find him listed among the authors of this app. whether outdoorsy or not you'll laugh yourself silly at his stories and undoubtedly find yourself a much better ourdoorsman after listening to his anecdotes.

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Forbidden childhood and blissful sleep.

I grew up in Spokane, close to Mc Manus’ home town, and had similar youthful adventures driven by youthful curiosity and experimentation that now leads kids to prisons run for profit. I’ve laughed my way to blissful sleep with Mc Manus short stories thousands of nights, and his Audible books have become the last thing i hear every night.

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Humor to relate to.

This book takes us back to the country experiences most of us have experienced at least once in our lifetime. Written in a style and read by an actor that leave no doubt that the stories and characters are authentic, it's a treat on audible media.

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thank you Pat for another classic

I was introduced to Pat by my uncle and
over the years ive been blessed to read most of McManus' print stories. our family reads them around the campfire and listen to the audio in the car . These stories keep us laughing even when the car "wont go!"

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dry American humour

some funny stories and well read but American humour is different to British and isn't exactly side splitting