The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food to Me

De: Santana Knox

Narrado por: Samantha Brentmoor, Rose Dioro

THE FLOWERS THAT KILL IN THE SPRING - TRA - LA - LA

From the best-selling author of Heartless Heathens, TGSLLPFTM is a killer rom-com, feel-good, magical short story about fated love blooming in the most unexpected of places.

I'VE GIVEN HER SUNSHINE

I’ve given her dirt

She's given me much more

Than I ever deserved.

I’m begging you sweetly

I’m down on my knees

Oh, please,

KILL FOR ME

TGSLLPFTM Is a novella inspired by Roger Corman’s The Little Shop of Horrors

©2025 Santana Knox (P)2025 Santana Knox

Cute short smutty story

I enjoyed this although I will say, it has more smut in it than expected (but that’s on me). There was a lot of info in such a short book and would love to have more of the story (but with Chewy) :)

If you want a short and sweet story about a man eating plant- then I recommend!

Rated 3.8/5 Stars

Cute story, but definitely more smut than plot which is what I don’t like about it. My wife on the other hand absolutely loved it. Very stereotypical sapphic/lesbian romance. Dark Rom-Com vibes, similar to that of Butcher & Blackbird.

Phenomenal paranormal sapphic romance

This was a phenomenal, paranormal, sapphic, romance! I loved both of the narrators so much, they really embody that their characters and the dual narration, where they each did their characters voice throughout, was executed perfectly.
The story was really good, fast paced and engaging. I really liked the somewhat Novella style where there’s a lot left to the imagination, and definitely more space to build in this world if the author chooses to. Oh, and that spice! So delicious.

A magical sapphic delight!

This epic short story is a feisty rom-com loaded with magic, humor,a sentient plant(chewie)who is like a guard dog,unaliving garbage men to feed Chewie, and fated love! Really what more could you ask for in a book!? Give it a go...I swear it's totally worth it 😝

Ad0000000rable!

I loved this sweet, dark, twisted ride 11/10 will read again. Santana knows what we need♡

Girls Bite

Awww 🥰 this was such a cute read. Good way to start off my October 🩷💚 Now I want a pretty little murder bird and a defensive murder plant 💚

So flipping CUTE!

Little shop of horrors meets sapphic witches. It was a very adorable little short story, but I could’ve listened to another 12 hours of these two. They were so cute! And who doesn’t love a murderous man-eating over protective sentient venus fly trap?

The story was so cute and what I needed right now.

I liked it all, the story and plot was really well put together and can’t wait to read more from this author.

Sapphic Little Shop of Horrors

This was a short and sweet novella centered around a witchy shop owner and a governor's daughter. When Runa's Venus fly trap, Chewie, gets sick, she employs America, a botanist with dreams beyond her father's political career. This was quick, fun, a little spicy, and had the perfect amount of Little Shop of Horror vibes.